1. Living With Aliens
On earth,there are allot of people.But in
the rest of the universe these are OTHER
LIFE FORMS!!! Some people have
recorded sightings of aliens!{We think
they’re really cool}
Facts
These aliens are called Bzorgs and they live on
Pluto.They are small, fat, turquoise and covered in purple
polka dots.Scientists think the great discovery is amazing
because it stayed unseen for decades.Their speaking
language is Polish. Also they have 14 fingers and 60
toes.They are all the same and the fingers are not on arms
they come out of it’s body!
What do they eat?
Their diet consists of:Soggy undies,blood oranges,Shark
buts and mars bars from the mars bar factory on
mars.(they think it’s all full of protein because they’re a bit
dumb.) They also get really fat really easily.
Their behaviour
The Bzorgs have a tendency to lose their
temper.Sometimes they get so angry that their heads
explode!So run away when the Bzorgs lose their temper
and be armed!
2. habitat
The Bzorgs live on Pluto.On Pluto,the houses are big
underground craters and the trees are bright orange.
The aliens love it so much because the bushes all grow
cordial bottles.Also They mistake the earth for the sun and
the sun for the moon because of the way their planet is
facing.
The Bzorg is a strange but interesting creature.So
if you are looking for a holiday Pluto is always an
option.Overall,people say they are a bit stubborn but
tolerable, so if you like soggy undies for dinner to one of
their houses.