CluelessPickle the onion and fly the two LeafMake the monkey say uncle and don’t fear the bat of the nightDie a whole death.Eat red pigment off the daffodils that lie in the graveyard of your mindChuck the giraffe out of the elevator of timeDrink life until you can no moreRole a carpet into a Buddhist templeMeet a priest at the Mardi Gras of no whereDon’t die nameless.
Mindless RoarHold your face and embrace disgraceLenore Poe mourned for life you should roar.Angst is a waste move forward never backwardCrack the cell that holds life never look backLife is up death is down submit and plummet
Duck Cover RunDuck cover run, we aren’t havening fun.Dead bodies are falling someday mothers will be cryingBlinded by night commander steps on mineHe will never see sunshine.Leadless soldiers fall into a trapThey’ll be headless before the nights overThe soundless widows mourn extended families with no empathy grin.They have no fear of the sinAlone they take turns throwing roses on the empty coffin.Their time will come soon.
Ode to NatureOde to Nature how you annoy meTo create something as treesLong and tall it looks down and seesUs as little beesOde to Nature trees suckThey are brown and green they remind me of muckThey fall and crush causing panic and leaving the poorducksWithout a home stuck to be run over by a truckOde to Nature haha you think we can’t handle those damntreesWe cut them down burn and craft them into dams taller thanyour stupid treesWe call our lumberjacks god bless their souls to cut andchop your stupid treesWe cut your population in half in the last twenty yearsbarely any more stupid trees
The CowThe cow is coolThe cow is not a foolThe cow is awesomeThe cow does not go to schoolHe is big and strongAnd never wrongHe is twice the size of you and looks goodon the BBQ
A man went to Japan looking for his girlfriend JanHe couldn’t find her so he found a new one andnamed her NanShe turned out to be a panNan became a villain so he gave her to a mountain