Ryanair's Michael O'Leary in Quotes

Ryanair CEO
Michael O’LearyIn Quotations

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On Strategy

Our strategy is like Wal-Mart: We pile it high and sell it cheap

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On Refunds

We don't fall all over ourselves if they... say my granny fell ill. What part of no refund don't you understand?You are not getting a refund so f**k off

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On Toilets

If someone wanted to pay £5 to go to the toilet I would carry them myself. I would wipe their bums for a fiver

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On Charges

At the moment the ice is free, but if we could find a way of targeting a price on it, we would

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On the environment

The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.These headbangers want to make air travel the preserve of the rich. They are Luddites marching us back to the 18th century'.

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On fatherhood

I'm taking the Ryanair approach to it: subcontracting everything

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On threats to business

Nuclear war in Europe, a major accident, or believing our own bullshit

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On long haul routes

In economy no frills; in business class it'll all be free - including the blowjobs.

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On himself

I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?

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