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IgniteATL 2009 - How To Identify A New Media Douchebag (And Save Yourself From Becoming One)
 

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    • HOW TO IDENTIFY A NEW MEDIA DOUCHEBAG AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM BECOMING ONE By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #1 REFERS TO SELF AS ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:  Expert  Guru  Maven By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #2 OH RLY? I HAVE MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS THAN THEY DO! By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #3 PUTS “TW” IN FRONT OF VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #4 HAS ALL OF THEIR SOCIAL NETWORKS UPDATING WITH THE EXACT SAME CONTENT. By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #5 GADGET- WHORE WITH NO CONTENT OR CHOCK FULL IT BUT LACKING REAL VALUE -- EITHER WAY SOLELY SELF- PROMOTING By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #6 OFFERS “SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTING” BUT HAS NO EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE PERSONAL USE By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #7 “SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTING” OR “DIGITAL PUBLICITY” CONSISTS OF TWITTERING AD COPY ACROSS MULTIPLE TWITTER ACCOUNTS, CREATING A FACEBOOK FAN PAGE & BLOG By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #8 THINKS THEY’RE ONE OF “THE 250” BUT HASN’T WORKED A SINGLE SUCCESS STORY… CONTINUES TO ACT LIKE IT ANYWAYS By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #9 EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING REGURGITATED FROM VALLEYWAG / MASHABLE / <INSERT TECHBLOGNAME> By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #10 A SOCIAL MEDIA MAVEN AND A SNAKEOIL SALESMAN WALK INTO A BAR… By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • WAIT A TWICK SECOND! TOTAL I’M A DOUCHEBAG! It’s okay. I can help you. By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • DID YOU KNOW? NEW MEDIA DOUCHEBAGS ACTUALLY MAKE UP 31.4% OF YOUR FAVORITE SOCIAL NETWORKS! DON’T BE A SHEEP! By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #5 WAY TO CHANGE YOUR DOUCHEBAG ROUTINE… DROP THE BUZZ WORDS By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #4 UNDERSTAND WHAT METRICS MEAN & HOW THEY AFFECT YOU By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #3 FOCUS ON 1. YOUR AUDIENCE, 2. YOUR GOALS, & 3. INNOVATION By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #2 EVALUATE THE PLATFORM BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH (OR TYPE) By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • #1 DON’T BE A KNOW-IT-ALL By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
    • TO FIND OUT MORE NON-DOUCHEBAGGERY TECHNIQUES, FOLLOW ME ON THE INTERWEBS… IN THE NON-CREEPY WAY ;) twitter.com/tessa facebook.com/tessa.horehled #notadouche By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?