Its Day 2 of the 100% Entirely Imaginary Spider Jerusalem Vetinari Bachelor Challenge!Six SimSelves are still in the game,...
These three lovely SimSelves are the current frontrunners. From the left:Kendra (riot.fighter/riotgrrl4271 {Boolprop forum...
These two are still in the running, but need to put some effort in if theyre going to catch up to the others:Michelle (Mic...
And these two...Orikes (Orikes/orikes 360 writes the Pseudo Legacy)De (fireflower314/fireflowersims@livejournal.com writes...
Dont feel too bad for Orikes, though, as shes found happiness elsewhere. She can have him when were done with him overat t...
And, of course, there is the Bachelor himself, Spider Jerusalem Vetinari, Reaper child son of Gen 2 Uglacy spare (andDuale...
"No, I do not have eight to ten minutes for a political survey. I did not have eight to ten minutes for a political survey...
"Man, those calls are annoying. I hate election years."Cassidy Vetinari, half-alien son of Gen 2 Uglacy spare Cypress. Hes...
"Meh, easy solution. Gosh, Id love to help you out, but Im a non-voting felon. Works like a charm!"Yours truly. SimNerd, t...
"You dont seriously say that."Stacilee/stacierearden writes the Whedonberry Alphabet Legacy.
"Have I ever claimed to have an ounce of shame?"
"Speaking of not having any shame..."Dicreasy writes the Victorian Legacy.
"...would it kill you to put a shirt on?""Maybe. If it did, youd feel bad, right?""That remains to be seen."
No one is paying attention to the kitty. The kitty is displeased. Tummy rubs are required.
"Sorry, dont mind him, just give him tummy rubs and hell go away."
Stacilee: "So whats on the menu for today?"Cassidy: "Hot tubbing! Can we do hot tubbing too? I wanna hot tub!"Stacilee: "R...
"Yup, thats the plan for Day 2. Plus an elimination and a consolation prize for the Day 2 non-winner!"...and NO, Larch, yo...
"Awwwwwww..."And now, on with the show!
Day 2 starts with the hot tub dates! Kendra, Michelle, and Styx make it into the hot tub with Spider Jerusalem.Looks like ...
Michelle: "Its really too bad Orikes is gone! We were so close to being buddies!"Spider: "You were whatting with the whom?...
Of course, that leaves Kaiyah, Gin, and De in the other hot tub.Kaiyah: "Im not worried! Are you worried, Gin?"Gin: "Not i...
Gin: "Oh, Im sorry, did you not have a score in the thirties?"De: "No. No I didnt."Kaiyah: "Ha ha ha! What kind of loser c...
Styx: "Dyou think if it were cooler, Kendra would have some clothes on?"Kendra: "Nope!"Michelle: "I think that was a rheto...
Gin: "Have I mentioned the crush?"Kaiyah: "In the last thirty seconds? No."De: "Haaaate yoooouuu."
Spider: "Ive always liked summer. Its so much more rewarding finger-gunning chicks in skimpy clothes."Michelle: "Do we hav...
"...sorry, where was I?"
De: "Dont get too big-headed. Spider Jerusalems fried-eggs-in-a-pan are still up for grabs."Gin: "The only one around here...
Kaiyah: "Come on, cant we at least agree that Mr. Big Jerks fried eggs need to meet Mr. Rusty Fork?"It was at this junctur...
"Hey, that chick who brought up the handcuffs at breakfast is kinda hot."
Styx: "I know, right?"Very possibly Styx is unclear on the concept of a Bachelor Challenge.
Styx: "Uh... kissing! Who likes kissing?"
Spider: "Im on board with kissing, but I think it would be inappropriate if we wanted to kiss the same girl. Unless you wa...
Spider: "Stop toying with my emotions!"Michelle: "Well, Im sure Pescado could tweak the jealousy coding..."Kendra: "And th...
De: "See how much I want to win this? I snagged the seat next to Spider Jerusalem!"Spider: "Its sort of creepy when you wa...
Spider: "So tell me more about this best friends thing."Kendra: "Its sort of like hating Gilbert, but the opposite."Michel...
De: "Enough of all this talk of friends. I hear youre a fan of oil!"Spider: "Why yes. Yes I am."
Kaiyah and Kendra: SLOB-OFF!And then Kaiyah and her two neat points clear everyones plates.There was an early-evening sies...
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Kendras the first one up, so she gets the first Chat/Flirt.Kendra: "So: Ozzy Osbourne, Johnny Rotten, Joey Ramone, and Tre...
Spider: "I say they all make it out alive, and utterly annihilate the audience of hideously mutated zombie spectators. Wit...
"What? I cant grope?"Hes gonna do this a lot. Mild flirts are hell on the outgoing meanies.
Did anyone not think Kendra was going to fall for this?Wait for it...
BAM! The first Crush of the Bachelor Challenge, and its on the side that counts!Wait for it...
BAM! Kendras on board with the little pink hearts.Which means now I have to keep her out of the way so I can get the Chats...
Styx is just finishing breakfast, so Spider swoops in."So, kissing! I like kissing! You, that is! Not De in any way, shape...
"Thats great! I am interested in exploring the wonders of lip-to-lip contact!"
"Blah, Knowledge Sims, always have to be so analytical. Really kills the mood."
"But I think youre hot."Oh yes. The gender preference is set; now the heart-farting will commence in earnest.
"So whaddaya say? You... me... baby oil... perhaps a pie chart of some sort...?""Sounds oddly appealing."Styx accepts the ...
Gin is a hottie!
Des up next, as Spider Jerusalem pulls her away from the pool table."...so what Id really like to do is get Gilbert in a h...
"Yeah, if someone had bothered to give me Creativity skill, Id be all, like, air guitar WHOOOO! but Ive only got Body.""Yo...
Spider: "I have flirted, and it was good."De: "You have no idea."
Then its Gins turn.Spider: "So when this is all over, Im planning on a Mediterranean cruise. Ive always wanted to see Cypr...
Gin: "Whatever, now Im all confused, and I get seasick anyway."Spider: "What, youve never heard of Dramamine?"Gin: "Hey, b...
Its never a good sign when your Chat ends like this without even one successful topic of conversation.Ah well, theres stil...
"Ugh. Have you been eating those nasty hamburgers again?"Yup. Gin denies Spider the Charm.Spider Jerusalem is not happy.Gi...
"Bloo bagoo, poker chicks!"
Kaiyahs next on the list."Kissing?"
"Kissing!"
Kaiyah: "...and then hed be all like, I can be a jerk to whomever I want! and Id be all like, You cant be a jerk to Cassid...
Spider: "I find your rusty fork prowess intriguing..."Kaiyah: "I find your...you-ness...intriguing..."
Michelles up last.Spider: "Id totally like to see Gilberts ghost! If I cowplanted him, I could see his ghost, and drink hi...
"Ugh! You mean Knowledge Sims and your Wants to see the ghosts of your enemies, drink them, and turn them intozombies! You...
Gin: "I dunno, the idea of Zombie Gilbert is pretty appealing from over here..."Well then, maybe you should have accepted ...
Oooh, but things arent looking so hot for Michelle either. Charm isnt an option, only Wolf Whistle, which she accepts, but...
De: "Someones going to be packing her bags and hitting the road, and its not gonna be me."Kendra and Kaiyah: "Or us!"Spide...
Kaiyah: Spider is hot!
Michelle: Spider is hot!
Kaiyah: "I saw that!" *biff*Yes, that really was the order in which those events occurred.
Kaiyah: "I have a dirty joke for you!"Spider: "Well, I really only came in here to pee, but, okay!"
"Have you heard the one about the lamp? The sexy, sexy lamp?"
Spider: Kaiyah is hot when shes naughty!
Kaiyah: Spider is hot when Im naughty!Michelle: Yeah, rub it in, why dont you?
Mmmm... Spider Jerusalem...Mmmm... Styx...
Well, Im really glad they didnt choose to play this game with Spider Jerusalem and his one nice point.But its noon, and wh...
Des heart-farting Spider Jerusalem, whos at the poker table with Kendra and Michelle. A last-ditch effort on Michelles par...
Gin and Kaiyah are preventing Styx from leaving the bathroom.Styx: "Its cool; I dont need to leave the bathroom, because I...
Still in the top two: Kendra, with a score of 103, friends, a Double Crush, and 2 bolts; and Kaiyah, with a score of 89 an...
The middle of the pack: De, with a score of 62 and 2 bolts; and Styx, with a score of 63 and 3 bolts.De: "Pffft. If I can ...
And the bottom two: Michelle and Gin, both with 3 bolts. One of them has a score of 32; the other, 26. Either way, this me...
Sorry, Michelle. Were ready for you over at SimNerds.Your eyebrows seem to have disappeared. Whoops! Didnt catch that unti...
Larch: "Even with a warning, you couldnt do better than that? Come on, even De managed a 55-point increase over her Day1 s...
"You know, I really wish I did! De and Styx managed it, but somehow I just couldnt pull it off. Maybe if he hadnt started ...
Cassidy: "Hey, Im just surprised weve gotten two days in and Spider Jerusalem hasnt poked anyone yet!"Michelle: "Aside fro...
"Whatever the reason, Im sorry you didnt stick around longer, Michelle. But Ive got a house for you. And before you leave,...
"One thing first."
"Dump the jerkhole, Cassidy. Hes no good for you.""Why do people keep telling me that?"
"Dont know why I need this, but OK."Lets check out the most important room in La Casa Michelle, shall we?
Heres Michelles kitchen. Everything a Sim needs to be happy. Dishwasher, fridge, microwave, food processor, trashmasher......
...nothing at all missing from the kitchen, nope. All the essentials.
This never stops being funny. Never ever.
Larch and Orikes showed up in the Welcome Wagon.Michelle: "You are in for a world of hurt, Big. Your own private universe ...
"THIS IS FOR HURTING CASSIDY!"
Orikes: "I would totally do that."Larch: "Thats what I love about you. Wanton disregard for the physical well-being of oth...
"Can you handle this ten Body, maxed fitness justice, you jerk? Can you?"
Orikes: "KILL HIIIIIM!"Larch: "Can I have a turn next? Pleeeeaaaaase?"
"You deserve worse than this, you manipulative, controlling, oily little creep!"
Orikes: "Is there a cowplant around here somewhere?"Larch: "Cowplant? Surely we can get more creative than a cowplant. I h...
"I rule. This ones for Cassidy!"
"Uh, question? That guy in the red was kinda hot. Could I maybe...?"
"No, Cassidy. No, you cant. Not even a little bit.""But--"
"NO, Cassidy!"
"No need to shout."
"Sorry, Cass. Ill hook you up with a hot townie or something. But that loser is strictly off-limits, except for Torture By...
"Really, do you want to eat grilled cheese for the rest of your life?"
"Huh. Guess not. Hot townie it is!"
"Does he make your brain hurt sometimes? Much as I love childrinions, they are occasionally more trouble than theyreworth!...
"Oooh, my turn? Uh, OK!"Check back soon for Day 3! Chess dates! More flirting! More possibility for poking! Will anyone el...
Tummy rubs?"Your cat is seriously freaking me out."
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Spider Jerusalem's Completely Hypothetical Bachelor Challenge, Day 2

  1. 1. Its Day 2 of the 100% Entirely Imaginary Spider Jerusalem Vetinari Bachelor Challenge!Six SimSelves are still in the game, trying to win the affections of Spider Jerusalem!Hes hot when hes angry......and also when hes not angry...
  2. 2. These three lovely SimSelves are the current frontrunners. From the left:Kendra (riot.fighter/riotgrrl4271 {Boolprop forum name/Exchange name} writes the Punk Legacy)Gin (GintasticNecat writes The Science of a Legacy)Kaiyah (Kaiyah/Kaiyah2 writes Legacy Shmegacy)
  3. 3. These two are still in the running, but need to put some effort in if theyre going to catch up to the others:Michelle (MichelleFobbs/MichaelFobbs writes the Planetary Apocalypse)Styx (StyxLady/lorddaeos writes Just Another Legacy)
  4. 4. And these two...Orikes (Orikes/orikes 360 writes the Pseudo Legacy)De (fireflower314/fireflowersims@livejournal.com writes the Morgan and Pierce Legacies)...Orikes was eliminated on Day 1 with a score of 0, and Des the clear underdog on Day 2.
  5. 5. Dont feel too bad for Orikes, though, as shes found happiness elsewhere. She can have him when were done with him overat the observation post!
  6. 6. And, of course, there is the Bachelor himself, Spider Jerusalem Vetinari, Reaper child son of Gen 2 Uglacy spare (andDualegacy villain) Cypress. If you would like MOAR Spider Jerusalem or Vetinari goodness, check out the VetinariDualegacy, conveniently located on DrSupremeNerds SimPage and the Boolprop.com forums.
  7. 7. "No, I do not have eight to ten minutes for a political survey. I did not have eight to ten minutes for a political surveyyesterday, and I will not have eight to ten minutes for a political survey tomorrow! And no, I do not want to receive automatedcalls from Samuel L. Jackson, Alec Baldwin, or Charlton Heston."...Look, Scooter, I will come down there and beat the crap out of you. Stop calling me!"Larch Vetinari, Gen 2 Uglacy heir. Eeevil. Hot. Slightly more Eeevil than hot.
  8. 8. "Man, those calls are annoying. I hate election years."Cassidy Vetinari, half-alien son of Gen 2 Uglacy spare Cypress. Hes Larchs nephew and Spider Jerusalems older half-brother.
  9. 9. "Meh, easy solution. Gosh, Id love to help you out, but Im a non-voting felon. Works like a charm!"Yours truly. SimNerd, the SimSelf of DrSupremeNerd, creator of the Vetinari Dualegacy. Currently replaying part of Gen 4 dueto Riverblossom Hills going kersplodey.
  10. 10. "You dont seriously say that."Stacilee/stacierearden writes the Whedonberry Alphabet Legacy.
  11. 11. "Have I ever claimed to have an ounce of shame?"
  12. 12. "Speaking of not having any shame..."Dicreasy writes the Victorian Legacy.
  13. 13. "...would it kill you to put a shirt on?""Maybe. If it did, youd feel bad, right?""That remains to be seen."
  14. 14. No one is paying attention to the kitty. The kitty is displeased. Tummy rubs are required.
  15. 15. "Sorry, dont mind him, just give him tummy rubs and hell go away."
  16. 16. Stacilee: "So whats on the menu for today?"Cassidy: "Hot tubbing! Can we do hot tubbing too? I wanna hot tub!"Stacilee: "Right, and chats and a flirt."Cassidy: "Theres no one here for me to flirt with. But I still wanna hot tub!"
  17. 17. "Yup, thats the plan for Day 2. Plus an elimination and a consolation prize for the Day 2 non-winner!"...and NO, Larch, you do not get more childrinions. I dont think Orikes wants to share."
  18. 18. "Awwwwwww..."And now, on with the show!
  19. 19. Day 2 starts with the hot tub dates! Kendra, Michelle, and Styx make it into the hot tub with Spider Jerusalem.Looks like Styx and Michelle are starting to take this seriously.Kendra: "Good thing this is a private residence, huh? Otherwise it might be weird that Im in here without a swimsuit!"You did say you wanted to be a Leo, hun.
  20. 20. Michelle: "Its really too bad Orikes is gone! We were so close to being buddies!"Spider: "You were whatting with the whom?"Michelle: "Orikes? Contestant who just went home?"Spider: "Bored now."
  21. 21. Of course, that leaves Kaiyah, Gin, and De in the other hot tub.Kaiyah: "Im not worried! Are you worried, Gin?"Gin: "Not in the least!"De: "Haaaate yoouuu guyyyys."
  22. 22. Gin: "Oh, Im sorry, did you not have a score in the thirties?"De: "No. No I didnt."Kaiyah: "Ha ha ha! What kind of loser could have a score in the single-digits after a whole 28 hours with Spider Jerusalem!"De: "Haaaaaate."Gin: "Have I mentioned that I kissed Spider Jerusalem?"Kaiyah and De: "YES."Gin: "Twice, actually."De: "That only counts IF HE REMEMBERS IT."Gin: "I remember it."
  23. 23. Styx: "Dyou think if it were cooler, Kendra would have some clothes on?"Kendra: "Nope!"Michelle: "I think that was a rhetorical question."Spider: "I see no problems with this. None at all. Curse my insufficient outgoing points!"Kendra, Michelle, and Styx: "Yes! Curse them!"
  24. 24. Gin: "Have I mentioned the crush?"Kaiyah: "In the last thirty seconds? No."De: "Haaaate yoooouuu."
  25. 25. Spider: "Ive always liked summer. Its so much more rewarding finger-gunning chicks in skimpy clothes."Michelle: "Do we have any of those here?"Styx: "No. I checked."Kendra: "Pffft clothes."Spider: "Yeah, I sure do love hanging out in the sun, doing stuff..."
  26. 26. "...sorry, where was I?"
  27. 27. De: "Dont get too big-headed. Spider Jerusalems fried-eggs-in-a-pan are still up for grabs."Gin: "The only one around here with fried eggs is you."De: "WHAT!?"Gin: "Well, at least thats what Rhys said..."De: "Oh, its on now."Gin: "BRING IT."De: "Be careful what you wish for."Gin: "Big words from someone with a score of 7 from Day 1."
  28. 28. Kaiyah: "Come on, cant we at least agree that Mr. Big Jerks fried eggs need to meet Mr. Rusty Fork?"It was at this juncture that what should I hear but the unmistakeable sounds of a heart-fart from the other hot tub! Huzzah!We have heart-fartage, and no ones gender preference is even set yet! So who will it be? One of the ladies heart-fartingSpider Jerusalem? Spider Jerusalem heart-farting fellow Leo Kendra? Let us see!
  29. 29. "Hey, that chick who brought up the handcuffs at breakfast is kinda hot."
  30. 30. Styx: "I know, right?"Very possibly Styx is unclear on the concept of a Bachelor Challenge.
  31. 31. Styx: "Uh... kissing! Who likes kissing?"
  32. 32. Spider: "Im on board with kissing, but I think it would be inappropriate if we wanted to kiss the same girl. Unless you wantedto kiss her, and I could watch. Perhaps baby oil could be involved in some way."Styx: "I dont think theres a mod for that."
  33. 33. Spider: "Stop toying with my emotions!"Michelle: "Well, Im sure Pescado could tweak the jealousy coding..."Kendra: "And theres gotta be baby oil on MTS2."Spider: "If youre trying to cheer me up, its totally working."And the hot tub dates have taken a strange and scary turn. Time for lunch!
  34. 34. De: "See how much I want to win this? I snagged the seat next to Spider Jerusalem!"Spider: "Its sort of creepy when you watch me eat with that grin on your face."
  35. 35. Spider: "So tell me more about this best friends thing."Kendra: "Its sort of like hating Gilbert, but the opposite."Michelle: "Generally less shoving and poking."Styx: "Definitely less slapping."
  36. 36. De: "Enough of all this talk of friends. I hear youre a fan of oil!"Spider: "Why yes. Yes I am."
  37. 37. Kaiyah and Kendra: SLOB-OFF!And then Kaiyah and her two neat points clear everyones plates.There was an early-evening siesta to give everyone time to recharge for the chats and flirts before the Day 2 elimination.
  38. 38. This completely pointless slide has been brought to you by StalkerCam.We hope you have enjoyed this completely pointless slide.Next up: Chats and Flirts! One Chat each, and one Charm, unless Charm isnt available.
  39. 39. Kendras the first one up, so she gets the first Chat/Flirt.Kendra: "So: Ozzy Osbourne, Johnny Rotten, Joey Ramone, and Trent Reznor are in the Thunderdome. Who makes it outalive?"
  40. 40. Spider: "I say they all make it out alive, and utterly annihilate the audience of hideously mutated zombie spectators. Withassistance from Sid Vicious and that guy from the Clash. Video by Wes Craven."Kendra: "That would be the awesomest thing ever."
  41. 41. "What? I cant grope?"Hes gonna do this a lot. Mild flirts are hell on the outgoing meanies.
  42. 42. Did anyone not think Kendra was going to fall for this?Wait for it...
  43. 43. BAM! The first Crush of the Bachelor Challenge, and its on the side that counts!Wait for it...
  44. 44. BAM! Kendras on board with the little pink hearts.Which means now I have to keep her out of the way so I can get the Chats/Flirts out of the way for everyone else withoutthere being any slapping. So I stuck the door back on the computer room, let her play SSX3, and locked it for everyone. Andthen continued with the days events.Dont worry. I let her out when Spider was done.
  45. 45. Styx is just finishing breakfast, so Spider swoops in."So, kissing! I like kissing! You, that is! Not De in any way, shape, or form, no sirreebob! Nope, Id like to plant one on you,thats for sure!"
  46. 46. "Thats great! I am interested in exploring the wonders of lip-to-lip contact!"
  47. 47. "Blah, Knowledge Sims, always have to be so analytical. Really kills the mood."
  48. 48. "But I think youre hot."Oh yes. The gender preference is set; now the heart-farting will commence in earnest.
  49. 49. "So whaddaya say? You... me... baby oil... perhaps a pie chart of some sort...?""Sounds oddly appealing."Styx accepts the flirt with no trouble, but no little pink hearts go a-flying.
  50. 50. Gin is a hottie!
  51. 51. Des up next, as Spider Jerusalem pulls her away from the pool table."...so what Id really like to do is get Gilbert in a headlock like this, and squeeze his scrawny little neck until he passes out.""Have you ever met Rhys? Or Cassius?""Who?""I think the three of you would get along famously."
  52. 52. "Yeah, if someone had bothered to give me Creativity skill, Id be all, like, air guitar WHOOOO! but Ive only got Body.""Youre playing air guitar left-handed."Does that ever bother anyone else? They play the regular musical instruments like righties, but when theyre talking aboutCDs, they play left-handed air guitar.
  53. 53. Spider: "I have flirted, and it was good."De: "You have no idea."
  54. 54. Then its Gins turn.Spider: "So when this is all over, Im planning on a Mediterranean cruise. Ive always wanted to see Cyprus."Gin: "Why is your father in the Mediterranean?Spider: "Hes not. Cyprus is an island in the Mediterranean."Gin: "Your fathers an island?"Spider: "No, my fathers named after the Cypress tree, not Cyprus the island."Gin: "Theres trees on Cyprus?"Spider: "Cyprus the island or Cypress my father? Because Im pretty sure theres no trees on Dad unless someonescowplanted him. But there are plenty of trees on Cyprus the island."Gin: "So your fathers an island full of trees?"Spider: "No?"
  55. 55. Gin: "Whatever, now Im all confused, and I get seasick anyway."Spider: "What, youve never heard of Dramamine?"Gin: "Hey, boats sink, Ive seen Titanic!"
  56. 56. Its never a good sign when your Chat ends like this without even one successful topic of conversation.Ah well, theres still the Flirt. After, Gin has had a crush on him before, right? And there was autonomous kissing on thatoccasion too.
  57. 57. "Ugh. Have you been eating those nasty hamburgers again?"Yup. Gin denies Spider the Charm.Spider Jerusalem is not happy.Gins starting to look not-so-good for seeing tomorrow.
  58. 58. "Bloo bagoo, poker chicks!"
  59. 59. Kaiyahs next on the list."Kissing?"
  60. 60. "Kissing!"
  61. 61. Kaiyah: "...and then hed be all like, I can be a jerk to whomever I want! and Id be all like, You cant be a jerk to Cassidyanymore, jerk! and hed be all like, Whatcha gonna do about it? and Id be all like, Say hello to my little friend! and then Idshow him my rusty fork, and hed be all like, Oooh, Im so scared of a rusty fork. and then Id be all like STAB and hed be alllike Waaah! My fried eggs! and Id be all like, "Thats what you get for being mean to Cassidy, Jerky McJerkypants! and itwould be sweet."Spider: "Rusty fork, eh? Could one perhaps be utilized on Gilbert in some way?"Kaiyah: "Hells to the yeah!"Spider: "...Wait, Cassidy like my brother Cassidy?"Kaiyah: "Yeah, sorta."Spider: "These conversations are getting decidedly more strange."
  62. 62. Spider: "I find your rusty fork prowess intriguing..."Kaiyah: "I find your...you-ness...intriguing..."
  63. 63. Michelles up last.Spider: "Id totally like to see Gilberts ghost! If I cowplanted him, I could see his ghost, and drink him, and then resurrect himas a zombie! I bet thats worth, like, a zillion Aspiration points!"
  64. 64. "Ugh! You mean Knowledge Sims and your Wants to see the ghosts of your enemies, drink them, and turn them intozombies! You really know how to turn a girl off!"
  65. 65. Gin: "I dunno, the idea of Zombie Gilbert is pretty appealing from over here..."Well then, maybe you should have accepted the flirt!
  66. 66. Oooh, but things arent looking so hot for Michelle either. Charm isnt an option, only Wolf Whistle, which she accepts, but themere fact of its presence would seem to indicate that her relationship with Spider is dangerously low, despite the hot tub time.The question is: Is our children learning?Haha no. The question is: Is Michelles score higher than Gins?Theres still time before noon. Based on my best guess from the Chats and Flirts, its a race to be second-from last betweenMichelle and Gin!
  67. 67. De: "Someones going to be packing her bags and hitting the road, and its not gonna be me."Kendra and Kaiyah: "Or us!"Spider: "Sho ska, everybody!"
  68. 68. Kaiyah: Spider is hot!
  69. 69. Michelle: Spider is hot!
  70. 70. Kaiyah: "I saw that!" *biff*Yes, that really was the order in which those events occurred.
  71. 71. Kaiyah: "I have a dirty joke for you!"Spider: "Well, I really only came in here to pee, but, okay!"
  72. 72. "Have you heard the one about the lamp? The sexy, sexy lamp?"
  73. 73. Spider: Kaiyah is hot when shes naughty!
  74. 74. Kaiyah: Spider is hot when Im naughty!Michelle: Yeah, rub it in, why dont you?
  75. 75. Mmmm... Spider Jerusalem...Mmmm... Styx...
  76. 76. Well, Im really glad they didnt choose to play this game with Spider Jerusalem and his one nice point.But its noon, and where is everyone?
  77. 77. Des heart-farting Spider Jerusalem, whos at the poker table with Kendra and Michelle. A last-ditch effort on Michelles part,perhaps? Has she forgotten how well that worked for Orikes on Day 1?
  78. 78. Gin and Kaiyah are preventing Styx from leaving the bathroom.Styx: "Its cool; I dont need to leave the bathroom, because Im pretty sure Im not the one going home today."Kaiyah: "Yeah, me too!"Gin: "What, Im not allowed to have an off day?"Lets see how the scores stack up!
  79. 79. Still in the top two: Kendra, with a score of 103, friends, a Double Crush, and 2 bolts; and Kaiyah, with a score of 89 and 3bolts.Kendra: "Two down, four to go. Youre all going down like a preppie at the Warped Tour. Tsssst!"Kaiyah: "If I dont win this, my rusty fork will get some use after all."
  80. 80. The middle of the pack: De, with a score of 62 and 2 bolts; and Styx, with a score of 63 and 3 bolts.De: "Pffft. If I can get Rhys Fitzhugh to pretend to behave, this is nothing.Styx: "I stepped up my game! I am still in this, and I havent heart-farted De in hours!"
  81. 81. And the bottom two: Michelle and Gin, both with 3 bolts. One of them has a score of 32; the other, 26. Either way, this meansGins score went DOWN from 34 on Day 1.Michelle: "But ghosts are scary!"Gin: "And I dont like boats!"So whos in and whos out?
  82. 82. Sorry, Michelle. Were ready for you over at SimNerds.Your eyebrows seem to have disappeared. Whoops! Didnt catch that until I was writing up Day 2, so, sorry bout that.
  83. 83. Larch: "Even with a warning, you couldnt do better than that? Come on, even De managed a 55-point increase over her Day1 score!"Di: "Larch, theres no cause to be rude."SimNerd: "Good call, Di. Just because I let him walk around in his pajamas doesnt mean I have to let him speak."Larch: "You never let me have any fun."Di: "Im sure Michelle has a perfectly good reason for her performance."
  84. 84. "You know, I really wish I did! De and Styx managed it, but somehow I just couldnt pull it off. Maybe if he hadnt started offchatting about ghosts, Id have had a chance. It might have gotten me enough points for a Charm, and I might have beenable to get ahead of Gin. Still, though, it was a fun couple of days."
  85. 85. Cassidy: "Hey, Im just surprised weve gotten two days in and Spider Jerusalem hasnt poked anyone yet!"Michelle: "Aside from the bad conversations, its been pretty tame. But the Crushes are bound to start flying, and then itshould become more interesting."
  86. 86. "Whatever the reason, Im sorry you didnt stick around longer, Michelle. But Ive got a house for you. And before you leave,you might want to hit up the Dance Sphere upstairs for a while. Just a suggestion."
  87. 87. "One thing first."
  88. 88. "Dump the jerkhole, Cassidy. Hes no good for you.""Why do people keep telling me that?"
  89. 89. "Dont know why I need this, but OK."Lets check out the most important room in La Casa Michelle, shall we?
  90. 90. Heres Michelles kitchen. Everything a Sim needs to be happy. Dishwasher, fridge, microwave, food processor, trashmasher...What? You think somethings missing?I dont. Nope, nothing missing...
  91. 91. ...nothing at all missing from the kitchen, nope. All the essentials.
  92. 92. This never stops being funny. Never ever.
  93. 93. Larch and Orikes showed up in the Welcome Wagon.Michelle: "You are in for a world of hurt, Big. Your own private universe of pain."Orikes: "Hey, front row seat!"Larch: "Oooh, fight!"
  94. 94. "THIS IS FOR HURTING CASSIDY!"
  95. 95. Orikes: "I would totally do that."Larch: "Thats what I love about you. Wanton disregard for the physical well-being of others is such a turn-on."Orikes actually fell in love with Larch when he showed up in her Welcome Wagon.
  96. 96. "Can you handle this ten Body, maxed fitness justice, you jerk? Can you?"
  97. 97. Orikes: "KILL HIIIIIM!"Larch: "Can I have a turn next? Pleeeeaaaaase?"
  98. 98. "You deserve worse than this, you manipulative, controlling, oily little creep!"
  99. 99. Orikes: "Is there a cowplant around here somewhere?"Larch: "Cowplant? Surely we can get more creative than a cowplant. I hear tell of rusty forks."Orikes: "You are so hot when youre Eeevil."Larch: "Its aaaalllll part of the package."
  100. 100. "I rule. This ones for Cassidy!"
  101. 101. "Uh, question? That guy in the red was kinda hot. Could I maybe...?"
  102. 102. "No, Cassidy. No, you cant. Not even a little bit.""But--"
  103. 103. "NO, Cassidy!"
  104. 104. "No need to shout."
  105. 105. "Sorry, Cass. Ill hook you up with a hot townie or something. But that loser is strictly off-limits, except for Torture ByCheesing, pummeling, and killing. And then zombifying and more killing."
  106. 106. "Really, do you want to eat grilled cheese for the rest of your life?"
  107. 107. "Huh. Guess not. Hot townie it is!"
  108. 108. "Does he make your brain hurt sometimes? Much as I love childrinions, they are occasionally more trouble than theyreworth!""Im quite sure I wouldnt know anything about that."
  109. 109. "Oooh, my turn? Uh, OK!"Check back soon for Day 3! Chess dates! More flirting! More possibility for poking! Will anyone else get Crushes on SpiderJerusalem? More importantly, will he get Crushes on any more of the contestants? Does Kendra have a lock on victory? CanGin manage to save herself? Will Kaiyah ever get to stab anyone with a rusty fork? Whos in it to win it, and whos goinghome? Witness the Supreme Nerd pimping out my little brother!"...Hey, wait, it sounds sort of creepy when you say it like that."
  110. 110. Tummy rubs?"Your cat is seriously freaking me out."
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