Erlang sucks. EUC 2012

Erlang Sucksor How I Lost All Hope

Covering Erlang news for the past 5 yearsMoved to Sweden just to program in ErlangWas a web programmer (PHP, Python,Coldfusion)

Where do I begin?To tell the story of howgreat Erlang could be...

Erlang

Rest of the world

Package/library/dependency management Perl CPAN Python easy_install Ruby gem Node.js npm

Package/library/dependency management

Package/library/dependency management rebar erlware CEAN agner epm

Package/library/dependency management gem install package_name easy_install package_name pear install package_name (PHP 0_o)

Package/library/dependency management{deps, [application_name, {application_name, "1.0.*"}, {application_name, "1.0.*", {git, "git://github.com/basho/rebar.git", {branch, "master"}}}]}.

Package/library/dependency management{deps, [application_name, {application_name, "1.0.*"}, {application_name, "1.0.*", {git, "git://github.com/basho/rebar.git", {branch, "master"}}}]}.1> agner fetch package_name

Libraries: ImagingPerl 2971 hits on CPANPython PILRuby 105 hits on rubygemsNode.js 37 entries in npmPHP built-inHaskell 242 entries on HackageGo 5 packages

Libraries: Imaging

Libraries: Imagingerl_img

Libraries: Formatted Text Markdown Textile BBCode ...Python RubyHaskell GoErlang

Libraries: The Cloud Amazon Rackspace Heroku ...Python RubyHaskellNode.jsErlang

You see?

http://erlanger.ru/ News 3 years PHP 2 years Erlang Forum PHP Wiki PHP

Sucks Not Frontend Backbone “Mainstream” Some of backend libraries Management Small projects If it ain’t 5 million hits Medium a day, it’s not a projects project GUI

Moral of the storyfunny and insightful at the same time

Credit where it’s dueMad Scientist:http://raydillon.deviantart.com/art/Mad-Scientist-92248962Cool hipster kids by Gaultier:http://zippercut.wordpress.com/2010/01/18/the-kids-are-alright/Cricket:http://ﬁndicons.com/icon/575/cricket

Credit where it’s dueTick, cross:http://www.iconﬁnder.com/search/?q=iconset%3AbasicsetCool hipster kids by Gaultier:http://zippercut.wordpress.com/2010/01/18/the-kids-are-alright/Cricket:http://ﬁndicons.com/icon/575/cricket

Erlang sucks. EUC 2012

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