The new and improved mascot

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The new and improved mascot

  1. 1. The New and ImprovedMascot LaRue<br />Letters from the USF Cheer Squad<br />
  2. 2. Dear Mrs. LaRue February 15 <br /> I got tired of being a detective. The humans have sullied my name once again. I do not think humans understand, well with the exception of you of course. Those mangycats have really struck a nerve this time. So I’m on the run now. I must find a way to disguise myself, only until I figure out how I’ll clear my name again.<br />Sincerely,<br />Ike<br />P.S. I think I’m going back to go to school.<br />
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  4. 4. Dear Mrs. LaRue March 1 -Sunny Florida <br />After being on the run… I stumbled upon the BEST disguise. I have found a school way better than that other wretched school you shipped me of too. This school is great! It is filled withstrangelooking humans. They all look so different. I have found a group of individuals to keep the heatoff my trail. They bark like I do, only they speak in your language. And no one would ever suspect me to wear the color green.<br />Sincerely,<br />M.I.A.<br />P.S. How do dogs become a BLL?<br />
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  6. 6. Dear Mrs. LaRue March 3 -Sun Dome <br /> I have a new job. Someone named Rocky mysteriously disappeared. One day we went running, I looked to my left and HE WAS GONE!!! I do not know how this happened. But as the official water boy I naturally had to take the role of the University of South Florida’s official mascot. It was my civic duty.<br />Your most chivalrousfellow,<br />Ike<br />P.S. I read in the paper that the heat is off and they found those revolting cats.<br />
  7. 7. R.I.P.<br />Andrea Steele<br />Daphney Wong<br />

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