nanoSOA™  3.0 Beta <ul><ul><li>“Where all bytecodes are Web Services”  ™ </li></ul></ul>
Overview <ul><li>WS-VM </li></ul><ul><li>WS-DI </li></ul><ul><li>WS-Security </li></ul><ul><li>WS-SPOT </li></ul><ul><li>W...
WS-VM <ul><li>First virtual machine to execute Web Services natively </li></ul><ul><li>RISC -”GET” is the only instruction...
WS-VM continued... <ul><li>Every method call is now extremely remote and done at “wire speed” </li></ul><ul><li>Imagine ho...
WS-VM Error handling <ul><li>No more checked or unchecked exceptions </li></ul><ul><ul><li>No more religious war </li></ul...
WS-VM Error handling try { // your code here } catch (null) { // this catches any error code // no more deciding between c...
WS-VM Error Handling <ul><li>Built in timeouts in each instruction </li></ul><ul><li>No need for tedious network error han...
Governance <ul><li>WS-VM has in-built governance </li></ul><ul><li>All applications and code must be pre-approved by Board...
WS-DI <ul><li>Dependency Injection for nanoSOA™ </li></ul><ul><li>Minimum 4000 line Spring-compliant xml file, which can o...
WS-Security <ul><li>Replaced by basic authentication over http </li></ul><ul><li>e.g.  </li></ul><ul><ul><li>http://user:p...
WS-SPOT (JIT) <ul><li>Pronounced 'WetSpot' as 'WizSpot' not PC </li></ul><ul><li>The more your service is invoked, the mor...
WS-3D <ul><li>OpenGL, Direct3D cross platform compatible implementation </li></ul><ul><li>Each pixel value is determined v...
WS-RFID Application Launcher <ul><li>RFID EPC Code is 96 bits </li></ul><ul><li>Enough for 80 thousand trillion trillion a...
Business Value Propositions <ul><li>Javac == Business Value </li></ul><ul><ul><li>“Bringing Bytecodes to the Business” </l...
The POJO Revolution <ul><li>If you aren't using POJOs, you're not cool </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Spring, ActiveMQ, JBOSS Seam,...
POJO Business Value <ul><li>Forget function points </li></ul><ul><li>Forget Lines of Code </li></ul><ul><li>Forget code co...
WS-POJO Abstraction <ul><li>No need for: </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Remoting  </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Persistence </li></ul>...
Enterprise Logging <ul><li>Since all instructions are a Web Service, your web server's access log is now your code profile...
Mock Driven Development <ul><li>SOAMock – new mock test class </li></ul><ul><li>You write test cases which assert the  int...
Mock Driven Development... <ul><li>Coding now done by CEOs </li></ul><ul><li>Only ones who really understand “Business Vis...
Transparent Performance <ul><li>No matter how you write your code or where it runs, it is ALWAYS  fast . (Failure Agnostic...
Quantum Computing <ul><li>Heard of the single bit computer? </li></ul><ul><li>Turing Machines? </li></ul><ul><li>With Sing...
Install EveryWhere <ul><li>Upgrade from previous “Install AnyWhere” product as it was found to be too vague </li></ul><ul>...
Reference Implementation <ul><li>Implementation being done at Apache Software Foundation as Open Source </li></ul><ul><li>...
IDE Support <ul><li>Universal IDE Support (Eclipse only) for nanoSOA™ </li></ul><ul><li>The incremental compiler now bypas...
SOA STD Confusion <ul><li>In Holland, SOA is literally a joke </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Just Don't Ask. </li></ul></ul><ul><li...
Third World Deployment <ul><li>http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt  - TCP over carrier pigeon </li></ul><ul><li>Mediated b...
Regime Change <ul><li>Countries that don't have enough web servers to be invaded by U.S.A. </li></ul><ul><li>No need for U...
New Features <ul><li>Pre-emptive Automatic Anti-pattern elimination </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Bad pojos become good pojos </li...
FutureProof <ul><li>Based on Continuous Ubiquitous Paradigm Shifting </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Everything is always changing <...
Build Improvements <ul><li>First there was the POJO </li></ul><ul><li>Then maven2 introduced the MOJO </li></ul><ul><li>No...
Alternate Programming Models <ul><li>JRuby on Drugs: </li></ul><ul><ul><li>This is your brain on Java </li></ul></ul><ul><...
Marketing <ul><li>CEO targeted program </li></ul><ul><li>Special Agreement with Anthony Robbins </li></ul><ul><li>One week...
Marketing... <ul><li>“Innovation without Effort 2.0” </li></ul><ul><ul><li>SOAMock </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>POJO Revolut...
Marketing... <ul><li>Convention over Convenience </li></ul><ul><li>Convenience without Convention </li></ul><ul><li>Theref...
Marketing – Sales Team
Available Books <ul><li>“nanoSOA™ in a Nutshell” - O'Reilly </li></ul><ul><li>“nanoSOA™ for Dummies” </li></ul><ul><li>“na...
Availability <ul><li>Currently in Beta </li></ul><ul><li>Gamma expected in 2038 after the end of 32 bit time, as some part...
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Nano S O A

  1. 1. nanoSOA™ 3.0 Beta <ul><ul><li>“Where all bytecodes are Web Services” ™ </li></ul></ul>
  2. 2. Overview <ul><li>WS-VM </li></ul><ul><li>WS-DI </li></ul><ul><li>WS-Security </li></ul><ul><li>WS-SPOT </li></ul><ul><li>WS-3D </li></ul><ul><li>WS-RFID </li></ul><ul><li>WS-POJO </li></ul><ul><li>...and more </li></ul>
  3. 3. WS-VM <ul><li>First virtual machine to execute Web Services natively </li></ul><ul><li>RISC -”GET” is the only instruction </li></ul><ul><li>No “noop” instruction as it as brings no BUSINESS VALUE </li></ul><ul><li>All instructions begin with http://, e.g. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Aload becomes http://server/aload </li></ul></ul>
  4. 4. WS-VM continued... <ul><li>Every method call is now extremely remote and done at “wire speed” </li></ul><ul><li>Imagine how fast your code will run over Gigabit Ethernet! </li></ul><ul><li>Every class is an “agile” proxy – JVM 1.3+ </li></ul><ul><li>Package declarations determine WHERE your code will run, </li></ul><ul><ul><li>package com.ibm.websphere; </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>means your code executes on http://websphere.ibm.com </li></ul></ul>
  5. 5. WS-VM Error handling <ul><li>No more checked or unchecked exceptions </li></ul><ul><ul><li>No more religious war </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Just http error codes </li></ul></ul>try { // your code here } catch (404) { // web service not found } .. try { // your code here } catch (200) { // normal case, code continues // must wrap every statement in a try/catch }
  6. 6. WS-VM Error handling try { // your code here } catch (null) { // this catches any error code // no more deciding between catching // Throwable or Exception } <ul><li>No more multiple catches </li></ul><ul><li>Simplifies lazy error handling as well as Success Error Handling ™ </li></ul><ul><li>java.lang.Integer now extends Throwable </li></ul>
  7. 7. WS-VM Error Handling <ul><li>Built in timeouts in each instruction </li></ul><ul><li>No need for tedious network error handling </li></ul><ul><li>Built-in browser “alert” function is used for all error displays </li></ul><ul><ul><li>This works around all pop-up, pop-under, pop-over, pop-between and pop-across blockers </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Since error handling is built-in to nanoSOA™, there is no need for a debugger </li></ul>
  8. 8. Governance <ul><li>WS-VM has in-built governance </li></ul><ul><li>All applications and code must be pre-approved by Board of Directors and ratified by the UN security council </li></ul><ul><li>This doubles as a code review and also prevents any intellectual property issues that can occur </li></ul><ul><li>This is strongly discouraged as approval can take at least a lifetime </li></ul>
  9. 9. WS-DI <ul><li>Dependency Injection for nanoSOA™ </li></ul><ul><li>Minimum 4000 line Spring-compliant xml file, which can optionally be used instead of a .class file </li></ul><ul><li>Ties together Web Services, no need for BPEL </li></ul><ul><li>Dependencies are automagically guessed based on Strictly Free Form WSDL spec. </li></ul>
  10. 10. WS-Security <ul><li>Replaced by basic authentication over http </li></ul><ul><li>e.g. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>http://user:password@ibm.com/aload </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Easy upgrade as this is exactly what is offered now </li></ul><ul><li>For easy deployment, admin:admin will work for the user and password on any application </li></ul>
  11. 11. WS-SPOT (JIT) <ul><li>Pronounced 'WetSpot' as 'WizSpot' not PC </li></ul><ul><li>The more your service is invoked, the more it is optimised </li></ul><ul><li>All WS-VM instructions are executed instantaneously </li></ul><ul><li>Minimal CPU overhead </li></ul><ul><li>Single threaded Zero Latency Garbage Collection </li></ul>
  12. 12. WS-3D <ul><li>OpenGL, Direct3D cross platform compatible implementation </li></ul><ul><li>Each pixel value is determined via SOAP call </li></ul><ul><li>SLI (multiple video cards per machine) compatible, and necessary </li></ul><ul><ul><li>“The network is the framebuffer” </li></ul></ul><ul><li>nVidia and ATI reworking chips to support nanoSOA™ </li></ul><ul><li>GPU power finally being put to use </li></ul>
  13. 13. WS-RFID Application Launcher <ul><li>RFID EPC Code is 96 bits </li></ul><ul><li>Enough for 80 thousand trillion trillion applications </li></ul><ul><li>The RFID code in your credit card can be used </li></ul><ul><li>Simply swipe the card in front of your screen </li></ul><ul><li>The RFID is used as a GUID for a nanoSOA™ application and launched immediately </li></ul><ul><li>Alternatively genetic-modification-resistant finger recognition via subcutaneous RFID </li></ul><ul><li>“ Talk to the hand” - person to person interface </li></ul>
  14. 14. Business Value Propositions <ul><li>Javac == Business Value </li></ul><ul><ul><li>“Bringing Bytecodes to the Business” </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Java runs your business </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Business Vision Execution Realisation </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Sun's vision is now realised </li></ul><ul><ul><li>“The Network is the Computer” </li></ul></ul>
  15. 15. The POJO Revolution <ul><li>If you aren't using POJOs, you're not cool </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Spring, ActiveMQ, JBOSS Seam, WebWork </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Geronimo, Maven POJO, ActiveMQ </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>EJB 3, JPA </li></ul></ul><ul><li>WS-POJO is the new Java Programming Model </li></ul><ul><li>If you aren't writing POJOs, you aren't abstracting your application enough </li></ul>
  16. 16. POJO Business Value <ul><li>Forget function points </li></ul><ul><li>Forget Lines of Code </li></ul><ul><li>Forget code coverage </li></ul><ul><li>Unit of Business Value is now the POJO, e.g. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>“The customer validation service is a simple 4 POJOs, but the tax calculation service is a whopping 27 POJOs” </li></ul></ul>
  17. 17. WS-POJO Abstraction <ul><li>No need for: </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Remoting </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Persistence </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Concurrency </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Messaging </li></ul></ul><ul><li>All this is abstracted into the “Test Driven Architecture” </li></ul><ul><ul><li>the more it's tested the better it gets </li></ul></ul>
  18. 18. Enterprise Logging <ul><li>Since all instructions are a Web Service, your web server's access log is now your code profiler </li></ul><ul><li>Web Servers can be optimised for given bytecodes </li></ul><ul><li>Google Maps 'mashup' used to identify application hot spots. </li></ul>
  19. 19. Mock Driven Development <ul><li>SOAMock – new mock test class </li></ul><ul><li>You write test cases which assert the intended behaviour of your application </li></ul><ul><li>SOAMock uses CGLIB to generate a functionally complete application for you </li></ul><ul><li>The more you mock your application the better it gets </li></ul>
  20. 20. Mock Driven Development... <ul><li>Coding now done by CEOs </li></ul><ul><li>Only ones who really understand “Business Vision” </li></ul><ul><li>Eliminates pesky IT communication gap </li></ul><ul><li>Bytecode Choreography has now been introduced to Microsoft Office 12 using Wizards and Drag and Drop </li></ul><ul><li>“Moving from Strategy to Delivery” in just a few mouse clicks </li></ul>
  21. 21. Transparent Performance <ul><li>No matter how you write your code or where it runs, it is ALWAYS fast . (Failure Agnostic Software Technology) </li></ul><ul><li>Dynamic Architecture Refactoring </li></ul><ul><ul><li>we fix/rewrite your architecture on the fly </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Self healing </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Continuous Redeployment is a major improvement on Continuous Integration. </li></ul></ul>
  22. 22. Quantum Computing <ul><li>Heard of the single bit computer? </li></ul><ul><li>Turing Machines? </li></ul><ul><li>With Single Bit technology your application is always superimposed in two states: </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Not working </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Working </li></ul></ul><ul><li>You can only tell which by observing </li></ul><ul><li>The more you observe your code the more it works </li></ul>
  23. 23. Install EveryWhere <ul><li>Upgrade from previous “Install AnyWhere” product as it was found to be too vague </li></ul><ul><ul><li>See “Install AnyWhere harmful” whitepaper </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Application is broadcast to all web servers on the internet </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Continuous Deployment, Instant Installation </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Global fail-over and redundancy, no Akamai. </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Massive Bytetorrent Network optional – 8 times faster than bittorrent </li></ul><ul><li>Time to Market = 0. ROI = ∞ </li></ul>
  24. 24. Reference Implementation <ul><li>Implementation being done at Apache Software Foundation as Open Source </li></ul><ul><li>Apache DumBass: </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Distributed </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Universal </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Multi-threaded </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Business </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Applications </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Software and </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Services </li></ul></ul>
  25. 25. IDE Support <ul><li>Universal IDE Support (Eclipse only) for nanoSOA™ </li></ul><ul><li>The incremental compiler now bypasses compilation and simply produces an access log which can be replayed on the built-in web server </li></ul><ul><li>'Legacy' java compilation is still available for those who wish to live in the past. </li></ul>
  26. 26. SOA STD Confusion <ul><li>In Holland, SOA is literally a joke </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Just Don't Ask. </li></ul></ul><ul><li>SOA and STD can now be used interchangeably </li></ul><ul><li>SOA = STD = Service Transmission and Deployment </li></ul>
  27. 27. Third World Deployment <ul><li>http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt - TCP over carrier pigeon </li></ul><ul><li>Mediated by Transmission Control Pigeon </li></ul><ul><li>No known packet sniffers </li></ul><ul><li>Security implemented via fly-over dropped packets </li></ul><ul><li>If anyone attempts to intercept the network traffic, the pigeon drops it's bundle. </li></ul><ul><li>Environmentally Friendly – infinite local supply of pigeons </li></ul><ul><li>Simon Phipps to discuss 'Swarm' technology </li></ul>
  28. 28. Regime Change <ul><li>Countries that don't have enough web servers to be invaded by U.S.A. </li></ul><ul><li>No need for UN ratification </li></ul><ul><li>US economy and computing infrastructure is now safe </li></ul><ul><li>$1 Laptops provided to all and powered by pull strings, just like local governments </li></ul>
  29. 29. New Features <ul><li>Pre-emptive Automatic Anti-pattern elimination </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Bad pojos become good pojos </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Optional implementation of WS-SPOT </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Large in memory database of anti-patterns </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Zero CPU overhead </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Multiple return values finally implemented in java </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Web Service invocations broadcast and multiple responses collected. </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Device independent platform profiles </li></ul>
  30. 30. FutureProof <ul><li>Based on Continuous Ubiquitous Paradigm Shifting </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Everything is always changing </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Ultimate in Agile Development </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Instant Extreme Adoption </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Any filed bug report is already obsolete </li></ul><ul><ul><li>No need for JIRA, Bugzilla, Trac or any other issue tracker </li></ul></ul>
  31. 31. Build Improvements <ul><li>First there was the POJO </li></ul><ul><li>Then maven2 introduced the MOJO </li></ul><ul><li>Now comes the BOSO: </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Build Oriented Software Object </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Capable of doing nothing in a long time, with lots of XML configuration </li></ul><ul><li>“Doing nothing” as Builds and CI are IT Processes, not Business Processes and have no intrinsic value </li></ul>
  32. 32. Alternate Programming Models <ul><li>JRuby on Drugs: </li></ul><ul><ul><li>This is your brain on Java </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>This is your brain on Jruby </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Program in XML </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Just-in-time Interpreter </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Performance mitigated by code compression </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>New standard XML-bin, Gzipped XML, widely supported </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>XForms reuse </li></ul></ul>
  33. 33. Marketing <ul><li>CEO targeted program </li></ul><ul><li>Special Agreement with Anthony Robbins </li></ul><ul><li>One weekend with Mr. Robbins and your CEO will mandate nanoSOA™ </li></ul><ul><li>Walking on hot coals delegated to IT department </li></ul>
  34. 34. Marketing... <ul><li>“Innovation without Effort 2.0” </li></ul><ul><ul><li>SOAMock </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>POJO Revolution </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Pre-patented code: </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Every instruction has a ™ , ® and Creative Commons license </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>License fee waived by Sun. </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><li>Complexity without Simplicity </li></ul><ul><li>Code without Content </li></ul>
  35. 35. Marketing... <ul><li>Convention over Convenience </li></ul><ul><li>Convenience without Convention </li></ul><ul><li>Therefore Convention over and without Convention </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Aka Do it our way or else </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Orthogonalisabilitynessish </li></ul><ul><li>Adheres to Liskov's Substitutionality Principle </li></ul><ul><ul><li>No vendor lock-in! </li></ul></ul>
  36. 36. Marketing – Sales Team
  37. 37. Available Books <ul><li>“nanoSOA™ in a Nutshell” - O'Reilly </li></ul><ul><li>“nanoSOA™ for Dummies” </li></ul><ul><li>“nanoSOA™ in Action” </li></ul><ul><li>“nanoSOA™ Live” by Sourcebeat </li></ul><ul><li>“Head First nanoSOA™” </li></ul>
  38. 38. Availability <ul><li>Currently in Beta </li></ul><ul><li>Gamma expected in 2038 after the end of 32 bit time, as some parts use native code </li></ul><ul><li>First installation, “SkyNet” in prototype </li></ul><ul><li>This project will not be terminated. </li></ul>

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