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Agile culture & Mindsets

  1. 1. Agile Culture & Mindsets@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco
  2. 2. Sim, Eu trabalho com TI…(Gosto de Dinossauros) diego.pacheco@ilegra.com @diego_pacheco diego-pacheco.blogspot.com github.com/diegopacheco
  3. 3. Disclaimer – Heart Attack
  4. 4. Disclaimer – Shock Therapy...
  5. 5. Disclaimer – You will HATE me
  6. 6. You’re free to now.., leave...
  7. 7. Agile Culture & Mindsets
  8. 8. Our life is based on myths...
  9. 9. Software development is full of taboos
  10. 10. IF we don’t stop it...
  11. 11. Stress, Pain, fear and anger...
  12. 12. Japanese Culture...
  13. 13. Other culture...
  14. 14. It’s in your mind...
  15. 15. ...And about this MF...
  16. 16. Once in 5th grade...
  17. 17. In this Presentation (proof)...
  18. 18. Cultural Weight...
  19. 19. Cultural Threat...
  20. 20. When Something is hurt...
  21. 21. We need get rid of some stuff!
  22. 22. (NO Surprise) current FLOOD
  23. 23. Issues (Conflict) = SHEMALE
  24. 24. This is your “middle” approach
  25. 25. I’m not here to make threats!
  26. 26. (Why I’m...) By Definition...
  27. 27. We may need some recycle!
  28. 28. Empty your mind...
  29. 29. Back to the Myths...
  30. 30. What are these myths ?
  31. 31. Control...
  32. 32. The roots of control...
  33. 33. Estimation...
  34. 34. Estimation Test You have 1 minuteWhat is the distance from earthto the moon? How much water exists in the ocean?What is the temperature of the Sun?
  35. 35. Estimation Test You have 1 minuteWhat is the distance from earthto the moon? A. 384.404 km How much water exists in the ocean? A. 1 332 milhões de quilômetros cúbicosWhat is the temperature of the Sun?A. 6.000 C na fotosfera
  36. 36. Uncertain cone
  37. 37. Don’t think you’re not Infected!
  38. 38. 64% Rarely or never used
  39. 39. 75% Learning Practice Doing
  40. 40. You “stop” Change... (charge)
  41. 41. Keep People BUSY
  42. 42. We BUILD software
  43. 43. Software as “Bem Comum”
  44. 44. ...Bring us to actual Metaphor
  45. 45. Why ???
  46. 46. Scientific Answer
  47. 47. Root of all evil!
  48. 48. Oh NO waterfall, Again!
  49. 49. Boring...
  50. 50. Something different them...
  51. 51. Just one thing about waterfall... MAGIC!
  52. 52. Analysis Paralysis
  53. 53. ...One thing lead to another...
  54. 54. Psychic Answer
  55. 55. Your customer is “Corno”
  56. 56. Your Board/Manager the PIMP
  57. 57. Developers are WOREs I want get I want get out of this out of this life ! life !
  58. 58. Lets Change This...
  59. 59. Learning Effectively
  60. 60. 3 New Metaphors
  61. 61. Software as Music Studio
  62. 62. Software as Painting atelier
  63. 63. Software as Craft
  64. 64. Software never get “DONE”
  65. 65. Frequent value releases...
  66. 66. Small Teams are BETTER
  67. 67. inspect and adapt
  68. 68. We’re all Gardeners...
  69. 69. Just Let it go...
  70. 70. Stop Annoying people... Interruptions are EVIL! When you finish the story ? Today? Tomorrow?
  71. 71. http://agilemanifesto.org/
  72. 72. http://agilemanifesto.org/
  73. 73. “Culture eats strategy for breakfast”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mb5ZrqL0NPA/TPVm1zyJnnI/AAAAAAAAC_E/nsdX-fm3hMA/s1600/peter-drucker.jpg
  74. 74. http://www.mindset.ws/images/misc_elements/iceberg-diagram.gifhttp://blog.anascimento.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Scrum.jpg
  75. 75. @diego_pacheco http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/90960165/National-Geographic
  76. 76. Scrum Valueshttp://scrumcommunity.pbworks.com/f/1213032676/Scrum%20Values%20050907.JPG
  77. 77. The SHIT MUST HIT the fanhttp://www.osarrafo.com.br/v1/wp-content/uploads/merda-no-ventilador.JPG
  78. 78. Retrospectives are Everythinghttp://www.flickr.com/photos/diego-pacheco/5001338053/sizes/l/in/set-72157624982592474/
  79. 79. This is not Kanbanhttp://justaddwater.dk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/burndown.png
  80. 80. One Piece Flow...
  81. 81. Stories
  82. 82. Stories NOT Epics
  83. 83. Stand Up MeetingBoring could a smell...
  84. 84. Extreme Programming (XP)
  85. 85. XP is Planet Hemp of the CODE
  86. 86. Communication http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/103341370/Iconica
  87. 87. Courage Simplicityhttp://www.noktahhitam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/1-3.jpg
  88. 88. http://ptodecontato.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/feedback2.jpg
  89. 89. Couragehttp://www.gettyimages.com/detail/101929433/Digital-Vision
  90. 90. There is no Quality without CODE quality...
  91. 91. Your CODE is PURE SHIT!
  92. 92. Actually there are lots of shit!Heavy SHIT...
  93. 93. Why the SHIT don’t go away ?
  94. 94. A TALE of 2 Kitchen
  95. 95. Technical Debthttp://www.usfst.com/media/media-news/news-thumb/100517/debit_cards.jpg
  96. 96. http://thetarquin.com/Upload/porch.jpg
  97. 97. The developers FEAR change the CODE...
  98. 98. CODE is your best documentation - Business Expert - Expert Users
  99. 99. Testing matters
  100. 100. About Discipline...
  101. 101. It’s all about the Environment...
  102. 102. Promote the Culture...
  103. 103. Promote CODE, Practices and FUN...
  104. 104. Read Books... Practices everyday !!! Learn whats Is wrong!
  105. 105. CODE review & Design Sessions
  106. 106. Coding DOJO...
  107. 107. Pair Programming
  108. 108. Brain Sync
  109. 109. Wrapping up
  110. 110. Fishbowl Conversation
  111. 111. Agile Culture & Mindsets Thank You | Obrigado !@diego_pachecoSoftware Architect | Agile Coachabout.me/diegopacheco

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