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Retirement pp

  1. 1. Summer Place ─ Andy Williams Why I like retirement
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  3. 3. Q : How many days in a week? <ul><li>A :  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday </li></ul>
  4. 4. Q : When is a retiree's bedtime? <ul><li>A : Three hours after he falls asleep on </li></ul><ul><li>the couch . </li></ul>
  5. 5. Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? <ul><li>A : Only one, but it might take all day. </li></ul>
  6. 6. Q : What's the biggest gripe of retirees ? <ul><li>A : There is not enough time to get </li></ul><ul><li>everything done . </li></ul>
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  8. 8. Q : Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? <ul><li>A : The term comes with a 10% percent </li></ul><ul><li>discount . </li></ul>
  9. 9. Q : Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? <ul><li>A : Tied shoes. </li></ul>
  10. 10. Q : Why do retirees count pennies <ul><li>A : They are the only ones who have the </li></ul><ul><li>time. </li></ul>
  11. 11. Q : What is the common term for someonewho enjoys work and refuses to retire ? <ul><li>A : NUTS ! </li></ul>
  12. 12. Q : Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage ? <ul><li>A : They know that as soon as they do, </li></ul><ul><li>one of their adult kids will want to </li></ul><ul><li>store stuff there. </li></ul>
  13. 13. Q : What do retirees call a long lunch? <ul><li>A : Normal. </li></ul>
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  15. 15. Q : What is the best way to describe retirement?   <ul><li>A : The never ending Coffee Break </li></ul>
  16. 16. Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? <ul><li>A : If you cut classes, no one calls your </li></ul><ul><li>parents. </li></ul>
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  18. 18. Q : Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? <ul><li>A : He is too polite to tell the whole </li></ul><ul><li>truth.   </li></ul>
  19. 19. Q : What do you do all week? <ul><li>A : Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday </li></ul><ul><li>& Sunday I rest. </li></ul>
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  21. 21. <ul><li>Share this one with all the retirees that you know. </li></ul><ul><li>I'm sure they can relate to some of them! </li></ul><ul><li>AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to. </li></ul>
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  23. 23. <ul><li>Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, </li></ul><ul><li>there is no better time to be happy than NOW ....... </li></ul><ul><li>Live and enjoy the moment. </li></ul>
  24. 24. T h e E n d

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