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The Great Giraffe
Challenge Riddle

…and Standardized
Testing
My name is Diane Phelps. I
have a PhD in English
Education. My specialty is the
instruction and assessment of
writing. Today I flunked the
following Facebook riddle…
I received this riddle from a high school classmate who studied
Engineering and who also holds a degree in corporate finance:

My new profile pic is a giraffe because I answered a riddle
wrong. The deal is I give you a riddle. You get it right you get
to keep your profile pic. You get it wrong and you change
your profile pic to a Giraffe for the next 3 days. MESSAGE ME
ONLY SO YOU DON’T GIVE OUT THE ANSWER.
Here is the riddle: 3:00 am, the doorbell rings and you wake
up. Unexpected visitors, It's your parents and they are there
for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread
and cheese. What is the first thing you open?
Remember... message me only. If you get it right I'll post your
name here. If you get it wrong change your profile pic.
What does
the fox say?
Without revealing the “correct”
response, what follows are just some
of the answers floating around in
cyber space…
Nothing! You can’t make
me get up in the middle
of the night!
Well, if I woke up, and then I heard the
doorbell…I must have opened my ears
first…

It’s my parents at 3am? It
must be bad news…
The bottle of wine!

sssd

How do I know what time it
is? How do I know my parents
are there? How do I know
what they want for breakfast?

• How

I would open my MOUTH
to YELL at my parents for
bothering me!!!
But what if it’s not my parents? I think I
would open my shot gun case!
There is no wrong
answer because
language can be sly.
Writing is socially
constructed and
culturally embedded.
This riddle reminds us
that reader background
knowledge varies and
item context can be
subjective.
We need to keep
these things in
mind when we
stick our necks out
discussing
education reform!

Maybe I ought to
change my profile
picture to a fox…

swwww
Did you correctly solve the
“great giraffe riddle”? Do you
think it is valid?

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The Great Giraffe Challenge Riddle...and Standardized Testing

  • 1. The Great Giraffe Challenge Riddle …and Standardized Testing
  • 2. My name is Diane Phelps. I have a PhD in English Education. My specialty is the instruction and assessment of writing. Today I flunked the following Facebook riddle…
  • 3. I received this riddle from a high school classmate who studied Engineering and who also holds a degree in corporate finance: My new profile pic is a giraffe because I answered a riddle wrong. The deal is I give you a riddle. You get it right you get to keep your profile pic. You get it wrong and you change your profile pic to a Giraffe for the next 3 days. MESSAGE ME ONLY SO YOU DON’T GIVE OUT THE ANSWER. Here is the riddle: 3:00 am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors, It's your parents and they are there for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open? Remember... message me only. If you get it right I'll post your name here. If you get it wrong change your profile pic.
  • 5. Without revealing the “correct” response, what follows are just some of the answers floating around in cyber space…
  • 6. Nothing! You can’t make me get up in the middle of the night! Well, if I woke up, and then I heard the doorbell…I must have opened my ears first… It’s my parents at 3am? It must be bad news… The bottle of wine! sssd How do I know what time it is? How do I know my parents are there? How do I know what they want for breakfast? • How I would open my MOUTH to YELL at my parents for bothering me!!! But what if it’s not my parents? I think I would open my shot gun case!
  • 7. There is no wrong answer because language can be sly.
  • 8. Writing is socially constructed and culturally embedded. This riddle reminds us that reader background knowledge varies and item context can be subjective.
  • 9. We need to keep these things in mind when we stick our necks out discussing education reform! Maybe I ought to change my profile picture to a fox… swwww
  • 10. Did you correctly solve the “great giraffe riddle”? Do you think it is valid?