330 MPG? New Super Efficient Vehicle beats GM Chevy Volt by 100 miles

After weeks of speculation, it is finally revealed who is behind the brilliant viral campaign “330” – which looks suspiciously (and entirely coincidentally) like the General Motors “230” campaign for the Chevy Volt.

The “330” campaign is a viral media publicity stunt by manufacturing superpower & government welfare recipient Conventional Motors (CM) to announce its new ultra-green vehicle, and trump arch-rival General Motors at its own game.

“ Unlike the Chevrolet Volt,” said CM President Freddie Fritzel at a press conference announcing new vehicle, “We didn’t have to fudge up new rules with the EPA to justify a measly 230 Miles. Our 330-Mile rating has been tested and proven under actual road conditions.”
“ I’ll say it again, that’s 330 actual miles in city, country, or mountains with only one gallon of gasoline.”

More remarkable facts
In addition to travelling 330 Miles with a single gallon of gas , the new CM vehicle:
Plugs directly into an ordinary wall socket (unlike the Volt which requires extra equipment).
Is based on proven technology.
Creates zero emissions with no noise.
Can be filled with gasoline, diesel, ethanol, vegetable oil, or even kitchen grease.
Has been road tested and proven to be as comfortable and safe as conventional vehicles.
And now, we give you…
<drum roll>

Introducing the new: CM JOLT shown here with test driver Bob “Sparky” Wilson after travelling 330 Miles with a single gallon of gas. The gallon of gas – not a drop wasted! Ordinary wall plug. (note: doesn’t do anything, so go ahead & plug away!) Super-efficient green platform – based on proven technology!

www.begtodiffer.com A different perspective on Brands & Brand Strategy.

http://www.begtodiffer.com	16
http://www.greenobile.com	3
http://greenobile.com	2
http://www.slideshare.net	1

330 MPG? New Super Efficient Vehicle beats GM Chevy Volt by 100 miles

by Dennis Van Staalduinen on Aug 11, 2009

Accessibility

Categories

Tags

Upload Details

Usage Rights

4 Embeds 22

Statistics

330 MPG? New Super Efficient Vehicle beats GM Chevy Volt by 100 miles — Presentation Transcript