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WOMEN

  1. 1. A PRESENTATION FROM DENIS<br />
  2. 2. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD <br />HAVE FOUR PETS IN HER<br />LIFE, A MINK IN HER <br />CLOSET, A JAGUAR IN HER <br />GARAGE, A TIGER IN HER<br />BED, AND A JACKASS WHO<br />PAYS FOR EVERYTHING.<br />PARIS HILTON.<br />
  3. 3. UNLESS THEY WIN ALONG WITH IT THE UTMOSTPASSION OF HER HEART. NATHANIEL HAWRHORNE<br />LET MEN TREMBLE TO WIN THE HAND OF WOMAN<br />
  4. 4. YOU WON’T REGRET THE<br /> MEN YOU NEVER KILLED,<br /> BUT YOU WILL REGRET THE<br /> WOMEN YOU PASSED UP.<br /> BERNARD CORNWELL<br />
  5. 5. NO MATTER WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE, IF SHE’S CONFIDENT<br />SHE’S SEXY. PARIS HILTON<br />
  6. 6. WOMEN’S EYES HAVE PIERCED <br />MORE HEARTS THAN EVER DID <br />THE BULLETS OF WAR.<br />WILLIAM SCOTT DOWNEY<br />
  7. 7. A WOMAN CALLS IT<br />GIVING YOU A PIECE<br />OF HER MIND, BUT<br />OUR EXPERIENCE HAS<br />BEEN THAT SHE <br />GENERALLY WINDS UP<br />GIVING YOU THE WHOLE <br />DAD-BURNED THING.<br />ROBERT ELLIOT <br />GONZALES<br />
  8. 8. WOMEN ARE SELDOM SILENT. THEIR BEAUTY IS FOREVER SPEAKING FOR THEM. PHILIP MOELLER.<br />
  9. 9. A SENSIBLE WOMAN CAN NEVER BE HAPPY WITH A FOOL.<br /> GEORGE WASHINGTON<br />
  10. 10. A WOMAN IS RARELY UP TO DATE WITH HER AGE.<br />ROBERT ELLIOT GONZALES<br />
  11. 11. MARRIAGE IS A BRIBE TO MAKE A HOUSEKEEPER THINK<br />SHE’S A HOUSEHOLDER. THORNTON WILDER<br />
  12. 12. A BRIDE AT HER SECOND MARRIAGE DOES NOT WEAR A VEIL.<br />SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT SHE IS GETTING.<br />HELEN ROWLAND<br />
  13. 13. AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN <br />WHO READS THE MARRIAGE <br />CONTRACT AND THEN GOES <br />INTO IT, DESERVES ALL THE <br />CONSEQUENCES.<br />ISADORA DUNCAN<br />
  14. 14. FOR ONE TO ADMIRE A WOMAN<br />MERELY FOR HER BEAUTY, IS<br />TO LOVE THE BUILDING FOR ITS <br />EXTERIOR; BUT TO LOVE ONE FOR<br />THE GREATNESS OF HER SOUL, IS<br />TO APPRECIATE THE TENEMENT<br />FOR ITS INTRINSIC VALUE.<br />WILLIAM SCOTT DOWNEY<br />
  15. 15. IT IS SAID A WOMAN IS A<br />FRIEND, LOVER & MOTHER<br />AND HOW BORING IT <br />WOULD BE A WORLD <br />WITHOUT WOMAN.<br />BUT BEWARE “HEAVEN <br />HATH NO RAGE LIKE A<br />LOVE TO HATRED TURNED, <br />NOR HELL A FURY LIKE A<br />WOMAN SCORNED”.<br />

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