SMILE AT LIFE

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SMILE AT LIFE

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  2. 2. BACHELOR<br />THE ONLY MAN WHO<br />HAS NEVER TOLD <br />HIS WIFE A LIE<br />
  3. 3. BEAUTY PARLOUR<br /> A PLACE WHERE WOMEN CURL UP AND DYE<br />
  4. 4. B R I D E<br />A WOMAN WITH A FINE<br />PROSPECT OF HAPPINESS<br />BEHIND HER<br />
  5. 5. C H I P S<br />THE FATTENING, NON-<br />NUTRITIONAL FOOD COMPUTER<br />USERS EAT TO AVOID <br />HAVING TO LEAVE THEIR <br />KEYBOARDS FOR MEALS<br />
  6. 6. C O M P R O M I S E<br />AN AMIABLE ARRANGEMENT<br />BETWEEN HUSBAND AND<br />WIFE WHEREBY THEY AGREE<br />TO LET HER HAVE HER OWN <br />WAY<br />
  7. 7. F I L E<br />WHAT A SECRETARY CAN NOW<br />DO TO HER NAILS SIX AND HALF<br />HOURS A DAY, NOW THAT THE<br />COMPUTER DOES HER WORK IN<br />THIRTY MINUTES<br />
  8. 8. F L O P P Y<br />THE CONDITION OF A CONSTANT COMPUTER USER’S<br />STOMACH DUE TO LACK OF EXERCISE AND A STEADY<br /> DIET OF JUNK FOOD<br />
  9. 9. G o s s I p<br />A person who will<br />Never tell a lie if<br />The truth will do <br />More damage<br />
  10. 10. H O U S E W O R K<br />WHAT THE WIFE DOES<br />THAT NOBODY NOTICES<br />UNTIL SHE DOESN’T<br />DO IT<br />
  11. 11. H U S B A N D<br /> A PERSON WHO IS THE BOSS OF HIS HOUSE AND HAS <br /> HIS WIFE’S PERMISSION TO SAY SO<br />
  12. 12. I N F L A T I O N<br />CUTTING MONEY IN<br />HALF WITHOUT<br />DAMAGING THE PAPER<br />
  13. 13. J O I N T A C C O U N T<br /> A HANDY LITTLE DEVICE WHICH PERMITS THE WIFE TO BEAT<br /> THE HUSBAND TO THE DRAW<br />
  14. 14. L O V E<br />AN OBSESSIVE DELUSION THAT IS CURED BY MARRIAGE<br />
  15. 15. H I N D S I G H T<br />WHAT ONE EXPERIENCES FROM<br />CHANGING TOO MANY DIAPERS<br />
  16. 16. NEVER BE SAD FOR THERE<br /> IS ALWAYS SOMETHING IN<br /> LIFE FOR YOU TO SMILE ABOUT.<br /> HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY ! ! !<br />

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