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EATING QUOTES

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ENTERTAINMENT AND HUMOUR

ENTERTAINMENT AND HUMOUR


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  • 1.
  • 2. BEFORE EATING, ALWAYS TAKE TIME TO THANK THE FOOD
  • 3. THE CREATOR, BY MAKING MAN EAT TO LIVE, INVITES HIM TO DO SO
    WITH APPETITE AND REWARDS HIM WITH PLEASURE.
  • 4. WHEN GOING TO AN EATING HOUSE, GO TO ONE THAT IS FILLED WITH CUSTOMERS.
  • 5. AMERICANS HAVE MORE FOOD TO EAT THAN ANY OTHER PEOPLE
    AND MORE DIETS TO KEEP THEM FROM EATING IT.
  • 6. EATING WITHOUT DIGESTING IS LIKE READING WITHOUT REFLECTING.
  • 7. EAT TO LIVE AND NOT LIVE TO EAT
  • 8. WATER IN THE
    MOUTH BEFORE
    EATING; WATER
    IN THE EYES WHEN
    THE BILL COMES.
  • 9. DON’T SMOKE TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, EAT TOO MUCH OR WORK TOO MUCH.
    WE’RE ALL ON THE ROAD TO THE GRAVE – THERE’S NO NEED TO BE IN THE
    PASSING LANE.
  • 10. PERSONALLY I STAY AWAY
    FROM ALL NATURAL FOODS.
    AT MY AGE I NEED ALL THE
    PRESERVATIVES I CAN GET.
    GEORGE BURNS.
  • 11. ONLY IRISH COFFEE PROVIDES IN A SINGLE GLASS ALL FOUR ESSENTIAL
    FOOD GROUPS – ALCOHOL, CAFFEINE, SUGAR AND FAT. ALEX LEVINE
  • 12. I OFTEN TAKE
    EXERCISE. WHY
    ONLY YESTERDAY
    I HAD MY BREAK-
    FAST IN BED.
  • 13. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO STOP HAVING INTIMATE DINNERS FOR FOUR;
    UNLESS THERE ARE THREE OTHER PEOLE.
  • 14. I EAT MERELY TO PUT FOOD OUT OF MY MIND
  • 15. R
    I’M NOT SAYING MY WIFE’S A BAD COOK, BUT SHE USES A SMOKE
    ALARM AS A TIMER. BOB MONKHOUSE
  • 16. WHEN THE WAITRESS ASKED IF I WANTED MY PIZZA CUT INTO FOUR OR
    EIGHT SLICES, I SAID, “FOUR. I DON’T THINK I CAN EAT EIGHT.”
  • 17. I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.
  • 18. I SAW A POSTER ADVERTISING A LECTURE BY A FAMOUS NUTRITIONIST
    ON EATING PROBLEMS. I SAID TO MYSELF “HEY I DON’T NEED THAT. I
    DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEM EATING !!!.
  • 19. HOW CAN I GO ON A DIET ? THE FRIDGE IS STILL FULL.