Age Quotes - DC.pps

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Age Quotes - DC.pps

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  2. 2. WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO SURPRISED I DIDN’T TALK <br />FOR A YEAR & A HALF. GRACIE ALLEN<br />
  3. 3. YES TIME FLIES. AND WHERE DID IT LEAVE YOU ?<br /> OLD TOO SOON SMART TOO LATE.<br /> MIKE TYSON<br />
  4. 4. THE SECRET OF STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY. EAT SLOWLY & LIE YOUR AGE. LUCILLE BALL<br />
  5. 5. WHEN I WAS A BOY THE DEAD SEA WAS ONLY SICK. GEORGE BURNS<br />
  6. 6. ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO TELLS HER REAL AGE. <br /> IF SHE TELLS THAT SHE’LL TELL ANYTHING.<br />
  7. 7. BY THE TIME YOU’RE EIGHTY YEARS OLD YOU’VE LEARNED EVERYTHING. <br /> YOU ONLY HAVE TO REMEMBER IT. GEORGE BURNS<br />
  8. 8. AGE IS STRICTLY A CASE OF MIND OVER MATTER. IF YOU DON’T MIND, <br /> IT DOESN’T MATTER.<br /> JACK BENNY<br />
  9. 9. WRINKLES SHOULD MERELY INDICATE WHERE SMILES HAVE BEEN. MARK TWAIN <br />
  10. 10. I DON’T FEEL OLD. I DON’T FEEL ANYTHING TILL NOON.<br />THAT’S WHEN IT’S TIME FOR MY NAP. BOB HOPE<br />
  11. 11. FIRST YOU FORGET NAMES, THEN YOU FORGET FACES, THEN YOU FORGET TO PULL YOURZIPPER DOWN. LEO ROSENBERG<br />
  12. 12. AN ARCHAELOGIST IS THE BEST HUSBAND A WOMAN<br />CAN HAVE. THE OLDER SHE GETS, THE MORE INTERESTED<br />HE IS IN HER. AGATHA CHRISTIE<br />
  13. 13. A DIPLOMAT IS A MAN WHO ALWAYS REMEMBERS A WOMAN’S BIRTHDAY BUT NEVERREMEMBERS HER AGE.<br />

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