Joke Of The Day

Slide 1: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789!

Slide 2: What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website!

Slide 3: What has four legs but can't walk? A table!

Slide 4: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

Slide 5: On which side of an ostrich are the feathers? The outside!

Slide 6: “Joey, can you come out and play?” “No. I have to help my dad do my homework.”

Slide 7: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!

Slide 8: Why did the clown take off his shoes? His feet felt funny.

Slide 9: What did the elevator say to the doctor? “I’m coming down with something.”

Slide 10: What is the longest word in English? “Smiles. There’s a mile between each “s”.

Slide 11: Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it wanted to show its girlfriend it could hip hop!

Slide 12: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

Slide 13: Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll

Slide 14: Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks.

Slide 15: What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Slide 16: Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!

Slide 17: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!

Slide 18: What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.

Slide 19: What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.

Slide 20: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.

Slide 21: Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

Slide 22: What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Slide 23: What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

Slide 24: What did the gum say to the shoe? “I’m stuck on you.”

Slide 25: What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese

Slide 26: After a careful examination the doctor said, “ I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live. {cont.}

Slide 27: Is there anyone you want to see before you go?” “Yes,” answered the patient. “ Another doctor.”

Slide 28: Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?” Daughter, “It was a wrong number!”

Slide 29: What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella

Slide 30: Where do spices go when they are sick? To see Dr. Pepper.