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Laugh

  1. 1. You know you are a developer when...
  2. 2. <ul><li>You wake up at 4:00 AM in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. </li></ul><ul><li>You turn off your computer and get an awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. </li></ul><ul><li>You decide to go back to college for the free internet acess. </li></ul><ul><li>You laugh at people with a 28.8 modem. </li></ul><ul><li>You start using smileys ;) in your snail mail. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>You find yourself typing A com @ after every period when using a word processor.com </li></ul><ul><li>You can = t correspond with your mother because she doesn = t have a computer. </li></ul><ul><li>When your email box shows A no messages @ , you feel really depressed. </li></ul><ul><li>You don = t know the gender of your favourite student because they have nondescript screen names and you never bothered to ask. </li></ul><ul><li>You move into a new house and you decide to Netscape before you landscape. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>Your family always knows where you are. </li></ul><ul><li>In real life conversations, you don = t laugh you just say A LOL @ , A LOL @ . </li></ul><ul><li>After reading this you think about emailing it to a friend. </li></ul><ul><li>You think of your computer as a friend but you forget to send your father a birthday card. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>When you go into a computer store, you eavesdrop on a salesman talking with customers and you butt in to correct him and spend the next 20 minutes answering customers = questions, while the salesman stands silently nodding his head. </li></ul><ul><li>You know Bill Gates = email address but you don = t know your Social Insurance number. </li></ul><ul><li>On vacation you read computer manuals and turn pages faster then everone else who is reading John Grisham novels. </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>You would rather get more dots per inch then miles to the gallon. </li></ul><ul><li>While other teachers swap stories about their recent hernia surgeries, you compare mouse-induced index finger strain with a nine year old. </li></ul><ul><li>You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say A I don = t know @ when someone asks you a technical question rather then feeling compelled to make something up. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>You rotate your screen saver more frequently then your car tires. </li></ul><ul><li>You have ended friendships because of different opinions about which is better windows or mac. </li></ul><ul><li>You own a set of itty bitty screw drivers and you actually know where they are. </li></ul><ul><li>If you buy a car and ask what version it is instead of model. </li></ul><ul><li>You spend more on your computer than your wife = s engagement ring. </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>If a computer you bought for $2000 is now being used as a doorstop. </li></ul><ul><li>If you have an unpronounceable computer handle, and it actually means something. </li></ul><ul><li>If you have an SVGA flat screen monitor and a black and white TV. </li></ul>

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