Manifesto for the
Visual Revolution
This
was
penned
by
comrade
David
Berkowitz (@dberkowitz), toiling for the
people as the chief marketing operative
of the M...
1) Everything must be visual. There
is no audio allowed. If you are
listening to this, cover your ears
right now. Do not t...
2) You have to see it to believe
it. But if you see it, you do not
have
to
believe
it.
3) Real-time is all the time.
Except during timeouts, half-time,
and time to make the doughnuts.
4) There’s
Revolution

more

to this
than

Visual
cats.
5)
If
your
religious
beliefs
prevent you from posting graven
images, then you’re better off
sticking
with
cats.
6)
This
is
the
Third
Visual
Revolution.
The
First
Visual
Revolution was when Magellan was
able to waterproof his maps so t...
7) While the visually impaired may
think they are being left out of
the Visual Revolution, the truth is
they aren’t missin...
8) Rule number eight about the
Visual Revolution: don’t talk about
the
Visual
Revolution.
Unless
you’re
running,
attending...
9) A meal is only a meal if you
have taken a picture of it and
shared it. To not photograph your
meal is to go hungry.
10) As a foot soldier of the Visual
Revolution, take off your footwear
and photograph your feet.
11) “Selfie” is not the word of the
year. It is the word of the people.
And
the
people
must
selfie
themselves
at
every
pos...
12) Unlike so much of the content
shared in the Visual Revolution,
this manifesto shall never selfdestruct
or
disappear.
I...
¡Viva the
Visual Revolution!
Follow.
Join.
Share.
Unite!
- comrade @dberkowitz of @MRY
#visualrevolution
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Manifesto for the Visual Revolution

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This was penned by comrade David Berkowitz (@dberkowitz), toiling for the people as the chief marketing operative of the MRY collective. It is in honor of the Visual Revolution Summit (#visualrevolution) on the fifth day of December 2013, which also marks the forty-second day of the sixth month of the Third Visual Revolution.

Manifesto for the Visual Revolution

  1. 1. Manifesto for the Visual Revolution
  2. 2. This was penned by comrade David Berkowitz (@dberkowitz), toiling for the people as the chief marketing operative of the MRY collective. It is in honor of the Visual Revolution Summit (#visualrevolution) on the fifth day of December 2013, which also marks the forty-second day of the sixth month of the Third Visual Revolution.
  3. 3. 1) Everything must be visual. There is no audio allowed. If you are listening to this, cover your ears right now. Do not try to smell or taste this manifesto. Touching is mildly appropriate.
  4. 4. 2) You have to see it to believe it. But if you see it, you do not have to believe it.
  5. 5. 3) Real-time is all the time. Except during timeouts, half-time, and time to make the doughnuts.
  6. 6. 4) There’s Revolution more to this than Visual cats.
  7. 7. 5) If your religious beliefs prevent you from posting graven images, then you’re better off sticking with cats.
  8. 8. 6) This is the Third Visual Revolution. The First Visual Revolution was when Magellan was able to waterproof his maps so they lasted for an entire voyage. The Second Visual Revolution was when the Quaker Oats logo was designed, which incidentally also later inspired the Hipster Revolution, once a proto-hipster misheard someone say “Quaker hats” as “trucker hats.”
  9. 9. 7) While the visually impaired may think they are being left out of the Visual Revolution, the truth is they aren’t missing much. Have you checked your Pinterest or Instagram feeds lately?
  10. 10. 8) Rule number eight about the Visual Revolution: don’t talk about the Visual Revolution. Unless you’re running, attending, promoting or speaking at a conference called the Visual Revolution Summit.
  11. 11. 9) A meal is only a meal if you have taken a picture of it and shared it. To not photograph your meal is to go hungry.
  12. 12. 10) As a foot soldier of the Visual Revolution, take off your footwear and photograph your feet.
  13. 13. 11) “Selfie” is not the word of the year. It is the word of the people. And the people must selfie themselves at every possible instant.
  14. 14. 12) Unlike so much of the content shared in the Visual Revolution, this manifesto shall never selfdestruct or disappear. It is forever.
  15. 15. ¡Viva the Visual Revolution!
  16. 16. Follow. Join. Share. Unite! - comrade @dberkowitz of @MRY #visualrevolution
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