Christian Squirrel Problems

Squirrelly Problem There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church The Baptist Church The Methodist Church and The Catholic Church Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town:

The Presbyterian Church

The Baptist Church

The Methodist Church and

The Catholic Church

Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

Presbyterians One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.

After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

Baptists In the BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

In the BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery.

The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it.

The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

Methodists The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation.

So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town.

Three days later, the squirrels were back.

Catholics But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now the Catholics only see them on Christmas and Easter

But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective solution.

They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.

Now the Catholics only see them on Christmas and Easter

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