ISN’T IT GET ALONGWE STARTED TO TIMEMORE THAN JUST BEINGSIDE BY SIDEIT’S TIME WESTARTEDGU N D E R S TA N D I NEACH OTHER
MEN OFTEN HATE EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY FEAR EACH OTHER.THEY FEAR EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW EACH OTHER.THEY DONT KNOW EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY CAN NOT COMMUNICATE.THEY CAN NOT COMMUNICATE BECAUSE THEY ARE SEPARATED. DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR
IT’S TIME WESTARTEDC O M M U N I C AT I N GAND NOWWE CAN
AVAILABLE ON ANY PLATFORM* Rosetta http://www.rosetta.com Google *EXCEPT FOR WINDOWS PHONE 7. OBVIOUSLY.
BI-MODAL GEEK LUDDITE MODE MODE iPhone 10:15 PM iPhone 10:15 PM Geek Mode Lud Mode Instant References I dont get the joke Search Sports What does that word mean Celebrities I dont understand Top 20 Music Oprah Winfrey Help me make fun of him/her Gossip Magazines I want to look geekier The Kardashians Voice Search Make me sound like I read books and stuff Open Terminal Help
CONTINUALLY UPDATED ROSETTA STATS DATABASE BOOKS SCORES REFERENCES EPISODES GOSSIP a codec to life PEOPLE PICTURES BUZZ WORDS TRENDS GAMES ETC... SECRET RESEARCH LAB
THE FEATURES ARECOUNTLESSBUT WE COUNTED SOMEANYWAY
ON THE FLY SUBTITLES man, that meeting was nothing but net THAT MEETING was A win!
LIVE LINGUISTIC CONVERSION ... and so we were stuck in a total kobayashi maru it was a lose-lose situation
ARGUMENT WINNING RETALIATIONS ..haha, yeah. You realise the matrix is just a rip off of the wizard of oz, right? :-(
INSTANT REFERENCE LIBRARY ... YOU SHALL NOT PASS! OH... HAHA! BOOK/MOVIE: LORD OF THE RINGS (2001) The Lord of the Rings is an epic fantasy novel written by philologist and University of Oxford professor J. R. R. Tolkien.
GEEK IDENTIFIER HEY DUDE, WE’RE WEARING THE SAME GLASSES! COOOOL. boat shoes NOT A GEEK
INSULT GENERATOR oh man, you look like you get your styling tips from snooki ! snap. oh man, you look like you get your styling tips from snooki
ATTIRE RECOMMENDATIONS ...damn Firefly t-shirtS ARE USUALLY NOT acceptable wedding attire
AND MANY MORECONVERSATIONS STARTERSPOCKET BASED OPERANT CONDITIONING HELPFUL DAILY TIPSPRE-PLANNED SCHEDULER
THERE ARE ALSOMORE FEATURESPLANNEDFOR INCLUSIONI N VE R .2