A Funny Joke about an Investment Banker's Interview

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      • An investment bank representative once interviewed an investment banker who had lost his job in his company’s recent layoffs.
      • “ What sort of qualities do you think an investment banker needs to do his job well?”
        • the interviewer asked.
      • .
      • “ What sort of qualities do you think an investment banker needs to do his job well?”
        • the interviewer asked.
      • “ Turn bad asset into something profitable,”
      • the Investment banker said.
      • “ How?”
      • the interviewer asked.
      • “ How?”
      • the interviewer asked.
      • “ Let me tell you a story,”
      • the banker replied.
      • Mr. Money once bought a horse from a farmer for $100.
      • Mr. Money once bought a horse from a farmer for $100. On the date of delivery, the horse died
      • Mr. Money once bought a horse from a farmer for $100. On the date of delivery, the horse died
      • “ Bad news, I cannot complete this transaction for you, Mr. Money,”
      • said the farmer.
      • “ What has happened?”
      • Mr. Money asked.
      • “ What has happened?”
      • Mr. Money asked.
      • “ Sorry, the horse died,”
      • said the farmer.
      • “ Then give me back the money,”
      • Mr. Money said.
      • “ Then give me back the money,”
      • Mr. Money said.
      • “ Sorry, I have spent it all,”
      • said the farmer.
      • “ Okay, bring the dead horse to me,”
      • said Mr. Money.
      • “ Okay, bring the dead horse to me,”
      • said Mr. Money.
      • “ Why do you want a dead horse?”
      • said the farmer.
      • “ I’m going to raffle it off,”
      • said Mr. Money
      • “ I’m going to raffle it off,”
      • said Mr. Money
      • “ You cannot raffle a dead horse, can you?”
      • said the farmer.
      • Mr. Money went on to get the horse and organized a raffle.
      • Mr. Money went on to get the horse and organized a raffle.
      • 500 people bought a raffle ticket, each for two dollars.
      • Several Days Later…..
      • “ How did your raffle go?”
      • the farmer asked
      • “ How did your raffle go?”
      • the farmer asked
      • “ Very well. I made $998.”
      • said Mr. Money
      • “ Did anyone complain?”
      • said the farmer
      • “ Did anyone complain?”
      • said the farmer
      • “ Only the person who won the raffle. I refunded his $2,”
      • “ Did anyone complain?”
      • said the farmer
      • “ Only the person who won the raffle. I refunded his $2,” …………“And that is it.”
      • replied Mr. Money.
      • The investment banker was eventually recruited
      • To win in your career, you need to demonstrate your intrinsic qualities.
      • To win in your career, you need to demonstrate your intrinsic qualities.
      • Visit http://InstantCareerAdvice.com to know more.
      • To win in your career, you need to demonstrate your intrinsic qualities.
      • Visit http://InstantCareerAdvice.com to know more.
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