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Funnyenglishmistakes

  1. 1. Funny English Mistakes From Around the World by InnocentEnglish.com
  2. 2. River highway sign: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
  3. 3. A flush button in subway toilet: You lady will push this button before leaving.
  4. 4. Signs on trash cans in an amusement park: PLEASE WASTE!
  5. 5. Private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
  6. 6. Babysitting ad by college students: "Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency."
  7. 7. In a zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
  8. 8. In anairline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
  9. 9. Outside a tailor shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
  10. 10. In an advertisement by a dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
  11. 11. On cash register: Sorry. We can not change.
  12. 12. Sign in a cafeteria: Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
  13. 13. Special today No ice cream.
  14. 14. “Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."
  15. 15. In a restaurant: We serve people like you as good food!
  16. 16. It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
  17. 17. Sign in restaurant: Our great food will never leave you!
  18. 18. A sign at a small health clinic: IF YOU SEE A WOMAN LABORING, GO TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY!
  19. 19. From the instructions on an action figure toy: BEWARE OF BEING SWALLOWED BY CHILD, DUE TO SMALL PARTS!
  20. 20. Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT TO PREPARE FOR CRASH.
  21. 21. Sign in a Paris hotel: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK
  22. 22. On a yellow caution sign: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER.
  23. 23. A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR.
  24. 24. Actually said: My mother is an inferior decorator.
  25. 25. On talk show: Julia Roberts' mouth is bigger than most Hollywood actresses.
  26. 26. On a blog: Last night friends visited and we served a nice pig dinner.
  27. 27. It is important to me to prevent my children from not smoking.
  28. 28. In a recipe: Next, put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink until the morning.
  29. 29. Actually said: My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!

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