Top 10 Do’s & Don’ts When Faced With A Zombie Invasion <ul><li>@ChrisVieville </li></ul>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE! <ul><li>Not the 1 st  time 400+ people have wished her a Happy Birthday </li></ul><ul><li>Yeah I mar...
No really she IS this cool <ul><li>She gave me my heart, my inspiration & soul </li></ul><ul><li>I will be forever gratefu...
She is MY Hero <ul><li>She is the calming touch that centers me </li></ul><ul><li>She is the light in my heart </li></ul><...
1.) Make Difficult Decisions
The Headshot <ul><li>One and Done </li></ul>
“ These are not the fleshy morsels you are looking for..”
When a Mommy Zombie & a Daddy Zombie love each other very much…
It was Alpacas <ul><li>Alpacas are Evil  </li></ul><ul><li>Hell bent on Global Domination </li></ul><ul><li>Secret Master ...
Nerds are safe, limited social interaction <---- Nerd Hero
Then Came Social Media You are all screwed, don't ignore that DM.
Helpful to Identify A Zombie
Expect the UnExpected
Transportation
Head for the Hills!!!
Don’t be an A-Hole <ul><li>Textual Studies have shown that the A-Hole only has a 4.32% chance of surviving until the end o...
Make a Last Stand <ul><li>Big Box Stores are your Friends </li></ul><ul><li>Fort Fun does have ball pits… </li></ul>
Support Local Business  Zombie Proof
When you absolutely, positively, have to stop every mutter filking Zombie in the room…
urgentevoke.com <ul><li>Play a game… </li></ul><ul><li>Change the world. </li></ul><ul><li>@ChrisVieville </li></ul>
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Chris Vieville Ignite Fc #4 Zombie Dos And Donts

  1. 1. Top 10 Do’s & Don’ts When Faced With A Zombie Invasion <ul><li>@ChrisVieville </li></ul>
  2. 2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE! <ul><li>Not the 1 st time 400+ people have wished her a Happy Birthday </li></ul><ul><li>Yeah I married the popular girl </li></ul><ul><li>Further proof nerds will inherit the Earth </li></ul>
  3. 3. No really she IS this cool <ul><li>She gave me my heart, my inspiration & soul </li></ul><ul><li>I will be forever grateful </li></ul>
  4. 4. She is MY Hero <ul><li>She is the calming touch that centers me </li></ul><ul><li>She is the light in my heart </li></ul><ul><li>She means more to me than words could ever truly express… </li></ul>
  5. 5. 1.) Make Difficult Decisions
  6. 6. The Headshot <ul><li>One and Done </li></ul>
  7. 7. “ These are not the fleshy morsels you are looking for..”
  8. 8. When a Mommy Zombie & a Daddy Zombie love each other very much…
  9. 9. It was Alpacas <ul><li>Alpacas are Evil </li></ul><ul><li>Hell bent on Global Domination </li></ul><ul><li>Secret Master plan </li></ul><ul><li>They Spit </li></ul>
  10. 10. Nerds are safe, limited social interaction <---- Nerd Hero
  11. 11. Then Came Social Media You are all screwed, don't ignore that DM.
  12. 12. Helpful to Identify A Zombie
  13. 13. Expect the UnExpected
  14. 14. Transportation
  15. 15. Head for the Hills!!!
  16. 16. Don’t be an A-Hole <ul><li>Textual Studies have shown that the A-Hole only has a 4.32% chance of surviving until the end of the movie </li></ul><ul><li>Similar studies have concluded that same A-Hole will comeback and be one tough mofo to take out </li></ul>
  17. 17. Make a Last Stand <ul><li>Big Box Stores are your Friends </li></ul><ul><li>Fort Fun does have ball pits… </li></ul>
  18. 18. Support Local Business Zombie Proof
  19. 19. When you absolutely, positively, have to stop every mutter filking Zombie in the room…
  20. 20. urgentevoke.com <ul><li>Play a game… </li></ul><ul><li>Change the world. </li></ul><ul><li>@ChrisVieville </li></ul>

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