Under Pressure

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For use of 2010 SU Toast Club and Area 18 Humorous Speech Contest

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Under Pressure

  1. 1. Humorous Speech on September 28 (Club Humorous Speech Contest)Topic? Under Pressure ::= Academic matter | Livelihood | Relationship | etcSetting? Meet My Neighbors ::= Next_Door (boy-&-girl friends)| Down_Stair (Old Woman and her Son)When? Night and Morning ::= around 12:00 AM midnight | around 6:00 AM early morningWhat? Sounds  Noise from Neighbors ::= “Guff-Guff (Russian Dog)” (midnight #1) ^ (Next_Door) | “Ni-how (Greek Cat)” (midnight #2) ^ (Next_Door) | “Micok-Micok-Micok” (Pakistani Frog)” (early morning #1) ^ (Down_Stair) | “Go--Ku-Ku-ku-ku (Italian Rooster)” (early morning #2) ^ (Down_Stair)How? Sound  Feelings  Thoughts  Behaviors  Life:[Midnight #1] “Guff-Guff”  Thirsty  Would-Think [drinking several cups of ice water all atonce in high 90 F]  Trembling in cold  I have gotten stomachache![Midnight #2] “Ni-how”  Familiar  Would-Think [saying “Hello” in Chinese]  Replying[“Hello” in Korean]  I get familiarized with new culture![Early Morning #1] “Micok-Micok-Micok”  Playful  Would-Think [“Pick me - Pick me - Pickme - Pick me”]  Acting upon to become club officer in SU Toast Club  I build my leadershipskill![Early Morning #2] “Go—Ku-Ku-ku-ku”  Nostalgic  Would-Think [holding my breath inswimming pool and breathing out in the water to make bubbles]  I call my friends whom Ihaven’t talked to for a long time!Why?When you get back home under pressure, you hear various surrounding noises and they bugsyou REALLY, make your own creative editing through ONOMATOPOEIA (referring to the use ofwords which sound like the noise they refer to), editing it into familiar sound to yourself.Works like charm. Steam off your pressure Notice! Do NOT underestimate the power of your girlfriend’s or significant other’s naggingsound, “Mae-Mae-Mae-Mae-Mae.” I’ll leave it up to your own imagination what it wouldcause…

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