About I’d like to offer you moral support. But I have questionable morals.
"Some guys have a Schlong; I’ve got a Schlittle."
I need no name tag but if I did it would read "Hans"
Do not take me seriously! Really, If you are the type of person that take everyone seriously and then gets upset or insulted then well it might be best to not friend me. Just warning you. I’m not going to pretend to be someone I’m not or shelter my thoughts because it may offend somebody or how they perceive me. Honestly, I don’t care if you don’t like that I had sex with a donkey in Mexico. I might have even been sober.
If you are fake or a hater then I’m sure we won’t get along. so you might was well g