20 REASONS WHY
You Shouldn’t SUBSCRIBE
To Our Blog
or why you should unsubscribe
Marketers spend too much time. . .
. . . telling you how awesome they are. . .
. . . how cool their wares are. . .
. . . and why you should
subscribe to their blogs.
. . . not this marketer.
I’m going to try and convince you. . .
. . . why you SHOULDN’T subscribe. . .
or why you should UNSUBSCRIBE NOW. . .
. . . using the next 20 slides.
Ready? Set. Go!
#1
Two emails in your inbox per
business day is too much of a
commitment for you
#2
You’re sick and tired of seeing
calls-to-action for
ebooks and guides
#3
You think this content marketing
and distribution thing is just a fad
#4
Earning media is too difficult to
execute so consuming content
about it is out of the question
#5
You prefer podcasts
#6
Getting an invite to one of our
webinars might offend you
#7
Our blog is still not responsively
designed and isn’t quite mobile-
friendly yet
#8
You only consume blogs using your
2005 Blackberry
#9
You subscribed with your “junk”
email address
#10
You’re a troll
#11
You believe new and fresh
marketing ideas are a dime-a-
dozen
#12
You consume BuzzFeed all day
#13
Our list posts don’t give break-up
advice or catalog our favorite
Disney characters
#14
Too many authors give you mild
panic attacks
#15
You’re worried our blog will force
you to rethink your marketing
strategy
#16
We won’t fulfill your daily
requirements for cat memes
#17
You subscribe to blogs with an AOL
email address
#18
Having cutting-edge digital
marketing solutions at your
fingertips troubles you
#19
Our real-time personalization
creeps you out
#20
You believe industry thought
leaders are a bunch of blowhards
Now it’s time to make a
decision. . .
SUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE
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Content marketers from around the world are trying to get you to subscribe to their blogs, YouTube channels, Podcasts, etc. Not this marketer. This marketer is doing the complete opposite – convincing you to unsubscribe or not subscribe at all. In fact, below are 20 reasons why you shouldn’t subscribe to our blog. It’s a reverse psychology thing. Not sure if it’ll work or not, but isn’t that what we marketers do? Throw stuff up against a wall to see what sticks? Not really, but I’m throwing this one up against the proverbial wall. . .

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20 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Subscribe To Our Blog

  1. 1. 20 REASONS WHY You Shouldn’t SUBSCRIBE To Our Blog or why you should unsubscribe
  2. 2. Marketers spend too much time. . .
  3. 3. . . . telling you how awesome they are. . .
  4. 4. . . . how cool their wares are. . .
  5. 5. . . . and why you should subscribe to their blogs.
  6. 6. . . . not this marketer.
  7. 7. I’m going to try and convince you. . .
  8. 8. . . . why you SHOULDN’T subscribe. . .
  9. 9. or why you should UNSUBSCRIBE NOW. . .
  10. 10. . . . using the next 20 slides. Ready? Set. Go!
  11. 11. #1 Two emails in your inbox per business day is too much of a commitment for you
  12. 12. #2 You’re sick and tired of seeing calls-to-action for ebooks and guides
  13. 13. #3 You think this content marketing and distribution thing is just a fad
  14. 14. #4 Earning media is too difficult to execute so consuming content about it is out of the question
  15. 15. #5 You prefer podcasts
  16. 16. #6 Getting an invite to one of our webinars might offend you
  17. 17. #7 Our blog is still not responsively designed and isn’t quite mobile- friendly yet
  18. 18. #8 You only consume blogs using your 2005 Blackberry
  19. 19. #9 You subscribed with your “junk” email address
  20. 20. #10 You’re a troll
  21. 21. #11 You believe new and fresh marketing ideas are a dime-a- dozen
  22. 22. #12 You consume BuzzFeed all day
  23. 23. #13 Our list posts don’t give break-up advice or catalog our favorite Disney characters
  24. 24. #14 Too many authors give you mild panic attacks
  25. 25. #15 You’re worried our blog will force you to rethink your marketing strategy
  26. 26. #16 We won’t fulfill your daily requirements for cat memes
  27. 27. #17 You subscribe to blogs with an AOL email address
  28. 28. #18 Having cutting-edge digital marketing solutions at your fingertips troubles you
  29. 29. #19 Our real-time personalization creeps you out
  30. 30. #20 You believe industry thought leaders are a bunch of blowhards
  31. 31. Now it’s time to make a decision. . .
  32. 32. SUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE
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