Sometimes Do You Feel… DUMB?
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&quot;Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be...
&quot;Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life…” --Brooke Shields, during an interv...
&quot;I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,“ --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketbal...
&quot;Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,“ --Mayor Marion Barry, Washing...
&quot;I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,“ --Hillary Clinton commenting ...
&quot;That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,“ --A congressiona...
&quot;I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed...
&quot;Half this game is ninety percent mental.&quot; --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
&quot;It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.  It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.“ -- ...
&quot;It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another” --George Bush, US President
&quot;If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.“ --Bill Clinton, Former US President
&quot;Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless...
&quot;If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart t...
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  1. 1. Sometimes Do You Feel… DUMB?
  2. 2. Let Me Help You Feel Better!
  3. 3. <ul><li>Question: </li></ul><ul><li>If you could live forever, would you and why? </li></ul><ul><li>Answer: </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. </li></ul>
  4. 4. &quot;Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,“ - Mariah Carey
  5. 5. &quot;Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life…” --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
  6. 6. &quot;I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,“ --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
  7. 7. &quot;Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,“ --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
  8. 8. &quot;I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,“ --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
  9. 9. &quot;That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,“ --A congressional candidate in Texas.
  10. 10. &quot;I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.“ --John Wayne
  11. 11. &quot;Half this game is ninety percent mental.&quot; --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
  12. 12. &quot;It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.“ -- Al Gore, (then) Vice President of the USA
  13. 13. &quot;It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another” --George Bush, US President
  14. 14. &quot;If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.“ --Bill Clinton, Former US President
  15. 15. &quot;Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.&quot; --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
  16. 16. &quot;If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.&quot; --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
  17. 17. Feeling Smarter Already?
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