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  1. 1. Alabama: True It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Laws True Laws California: Connecticut: Community leaders You can be stopped by passed an ordinance the police for biking that makes it illegal for over 65 miles per hour. anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. True Laws True Laws True Laws Connecticut: 1 Page True Laws Florida: You are not allowed to Women may be fined walk across a street on for falling asleep under your hands. a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. True Laws True Laws
  2. 2. Florida: Florida: A special law prohibits If an elephant is left unmarried women from tied to a parking meter, parachuting on Sunday the parking fee has to or she shall risk arrest, be paid just as it would fine, and/or jailing. for a vehicle. True Laws True Laws Florida Florida It is illegal to sing in a Men may not be seen public place while publicly in any kind of attired in a swimsuit. strapless evening gown. True Laws True Laws Illinois: Page 2 True Laws Illinois: It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars It is legal for a minister to dogs, cats, and to carry a concealed other domesticated weapon in their church. animals kept as pets. True Laws True Laws
  3. 3. Indiana: Indiana: Bathing is prohibited Citizens aren’t allowed during the winter. to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic. True Laws True Laws Iowa: Kentucky: Kisses may last for as By law, anyone who much as, but no more has been drinking is than, five minutes. "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." True Laws True Laws Kentucky: Page 3 True Laws Louisiana: It is illegal to transport It is illegal to rob a an ice cream cone in bank and then shoot at your pocket. the bank teller with a water pistol. True Laws True Laws
  4. 4. Louisiana: Massachusetts: Biting someone with Mourners at a wake your natural teeth is may not eat more than "simple assault," while three sandwiches. biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault." True Laws True Laws Massachusetts: Massachusetts: It’s illegal to sell cream Snoring is prohibited puffs on Sunday. unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. True Laws True Laws Massachusetts:4 Page True Laws Nebraska: An old ordinance A parent can be declares goatees arrested if his child illegal unless you first cannot hold back a pay a special license burp during a church fee for the privilege of service. wearing one in public. True Laws True Laws
  5. 5. New Mexico: New York: A fine of $25 can be Females are strictly forbidden to appear levied for flirting. This law specifically prohibits unshaven in public. men from turning around on a city street and looking "at a woman in that way." True Laws True Laws New York: North Dakota: A 2nd conviction calls for Beer & pretzels can't the violating male to be be served at the same forced to wear a "pair of time in any bar or horse-blinders" wherever restaurant. and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. True Laws True Laws Ohio: Page 5 True Laws Oklahoma: Women are prohibited Violators can be fined, from wearing patent arrested or jailed for leather shoes in public. making faces at a dog. True Laws True Laws
  6. 6. Oklahoma: Oklahoma: Females are forbidden Dogs must have a from doing their own permit signed by the hair without being mayor in order to licensed by the state. congregate in groups of three or more on private property. True Laws True Laws Pennsylvania Pennsylvania: No man may purchase A special cleaning alcohol without written ordinance bans consent from his wife. housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. True Laws True Laws Page 6 Texas: Laws True Texas: A city ordinance states It is illegal to take more that a person cannot go than three sips of beer at barefoot without first a time while standing. obtaining a special five- dollar permit. True Laws True Laws
  7. 7. Vermont: Vermont: Lawmakers made it It’s illegal to whistle obligatory for under water everybody to take at least one bath each week-on Saturday night. True Laws True Laws In Norfolk, Virginia... Washington: it’s unlawful for chickens All lollipops are banned. to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM. True Laws True Laws Washington: 7 Page True Laws West Virgina A law to reduce crime No children may states: "It is mandatory for attend school with a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the their breath smelling city limits and telephone of "wild onions." the chief of police as he is entering the town. True Laws True Laws