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  • II was recently on a tour was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the The World of Latin America, and the only regret II have was only regret have was According to that II didn't study Latin that didn't study Latin harder in school so II harder in school so Dan Quayle could converse with could converse with those people. those people. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle If we don't succeed, What a waste it is to we run the risk of lose one's mind. Or failure. not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 1 Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits We're going to have Quite frankly, the best-educated teachers are the only American people in profession that teach the world. our children. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • It's time for the I have a very strong human race to enter record on the the solar system. environment in the United States Senate. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle We don't want to go 68% of children today back to tomorrow, we are born with no family want to move forward to the past. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 2 Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits I’ve made good The future will be a judgments in the past better tomorrow. and I've made good judgments in the Future. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • We'll let the sunshine Verbosity leads to come in and shine on unclear, inarticulate us, because today things. we're happy and tomorrow we'll be even happier. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle There is growing I stand by all the scientific opinion that global warming is good misstatements that for us I've made. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle People who3 are Page Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits The United States has a The United States has a really very weird can firm commitment to firm commitment to get into sensitive NATO, we are a part of NATO, we are a part of positions & have a NATO. We have a firm NATO. We have a firm tremendous impact commitment to Europe, commitment to Europe, we are a part of Europe we are a part of Europe on history The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • My friends, no matter A low voter turnout how rough the road is an indication of may be, we can and fewer people going we will never, never to the polls. surrender to what is right. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle John Sununu isn't a Unfortunately, the man who is leaving people of Louisiana with his head are not racists. between his legs. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 4 Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits We lead the world in If you fish for a exporting jobs. person, they'll eat for a day. But if you show a person how to fish, they'll be a fish for a lifetime. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • I am not part of the I am more like I am problem; I am a today than I ever Republican. was yesterday. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Absolutely! I don't watch it, but I know enough to I certainly hope I am. comment on it. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 5 Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits Hawaii is a unique Tobacco exports Hawaii is a unique state. It state. It is a small state. It is a is a small state. It is a should be expanded state that is by itself. It is state that is by itself. It is aggressively because a -- it is different than the a -- it is different than the Americans are other 49 states. Well, all other 49 states. Well, all smoking less. states are different, but states are different, but it's got a particularly it's got a particularly unique situation. unique situation. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • It's wonderful to be I love California; I here in the great practically grew up state of Chicago. in Phoenix. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle For NASA, space is We're going to have still a high priority. the best-educated American people in the world. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 6 When II have been asked When have been asked Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits during these last weeks who during these last weeks who The US condones caused the riots and the caused the riots and the violence in killing in L.A., my answer is killing in L.A., my answer is El Salvador. direct and simple: Who is to direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. The killers are to blame. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • We expect the We are ready for Salvadoran officials to any unforeseen work toward the events that may or elimination of human may not occur. rights in accordance with the pursuit of Justice. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The U.S. victory in It makes me feel Gulf war was a more like I do now stirring victory for than I did when I first the forces of got here. aggression. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 7 Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits I was known as the It isn't pollution chief grave robber of that's harming the my state. environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • I believe we are on an The Holocaust was an irreversible trend obscene period in our toward the future - but nation's history. I mean that could change. in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle One word sums up Let me just tell you how Let me just tell you how the responsibility of thrilling it really is, and how, thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, what a challenge it is, any vice president, because in 1988 the because in 1988 the and that one word question is whether were question is whether were is `to be prepared’. going forward to tomorrow going forward to tomorrow or whether were going to go or whether were going to go past to the -- to the back! past to the -- to the back! The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 8 Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits Republicans Hawaii has always understand the been a very pivotal importance of role in the Pacific. It is bondage between in the Pacific. It is a a mother & child. part of the United States that is an island that is right here. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • Mars is essentially in the same Mars is essentially in the same Welcome to President orbit... it is somewhat the same orbit... it is somewhat the same Bush, Mrs. Bush, and distance from the Sun, which distance from the Sun, which my fellow astronauts. is very important. We have is very important. We have seen pictures where there are seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. means we can breathe. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The loss of life will We're all capable of be irreplaceable. mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes I may or may not have made. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle nothing that Dan Quayle’s Getting cruise There is Page 9 Greatest Hits a good defense missiles more cannot beat a better accurate is important offense...in other so that we can have words, a good precise precision. offense wins. The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle
  • We should develop anti- I deserve credit for satellite weapons, because we could not all the things I did have prevailed without not do. them in Red Storm Rising. Rising. Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle The World According to Dan Quayle Page 10 Dan Quayle’s Greatest Hits