The Rules According to Women

1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS
THE FEMALE ALWAYS
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MAKES THE RULES
According
to Women
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The rules are subject to
The rules are subject to No male can possibly know
No male can possibly know
change at any time without
change at any time without the rules.
the rules.
notification.
notification.
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Nearly all females are born
Nearly all females are born If the female suspects the
If the female suspects the
with this knowledge.
with this knowledge. male knows all the rules, she
male knows all the rules, she
may immediately change
may immediately change
some or all the rules.
some or all the rules.
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2. THE FEMALE IS NEVER
THE FEMALE IS NEVER If the female is wrong, it is
If the female is wrong, it is
WRONG.
WRONG. because of a misunderstanding
because of a misunderstanding
which was a direct result of
which was a direct result of
something the male did or said
something the male did or said
wrong.
wrong.
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If rule No. 6 applies, the male
If rule No. 6 applies, the male THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE
THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE
must apologize immediately for
must apologize immediately for HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN
HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN
causing the misunderstanding.
causing the misunderstanding. POINT IN TIME.
POINT IN TIME.
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The male must never change
The male must never change THE FEMALE HAS EVERY
THE FEMALE HAS EVERY
his mind without express
his mind without express RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR
RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR
written consent from the
written consent from the UPSET AT ANY TIME.
UPSET AT ANY TIME.
female.
female.
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3. The male must remain calm at
The male must remain calm at The male must remain calm at
The male must remain calm at
all times, unless the female
all times, unless the female all times, unless the female
all times, unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.
wants him to be angry or upset. wants him to be angry or upset.
wants him to be angry or upset.
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The female must under no
The female must under no Any attempt to change these
Any attempt to change these
circumstances let the male
circumstances let the male rules could result in severe
rules could result in severe
know whether or not she wants
know whether or not she wants bodily harm.
bodily harm.
him to be angry or upset.
him to be angry or upset.
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