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The Rules According to Women

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  • 1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS THE FEMALE ALWAYS The Rules MAKES THE RULES MAKES THE RULES According to Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The rules are subject to The rules are subject to No male can possibly know No male can possibly know change at any time without change at any time without the rules. the rules. notification. notification. The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women Nearly all females are born Nearly all females are born If the female suspects the If the female suspects the with this knowledge. with this knowledge. male knows all the rules, she male knows all the rules, she may immediately change may immediately change some or all the rules. some or all the rules. The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women Page 1 Rules According to Women
  • 2. THE FEMALE IS NEVER THE FEMALE IS NEVER If the female is wrong, it is If the female is wrong, it is WRONG. WRONG. because of a misunderstanding because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of which was a direct result of something the male did or said something the male did or said wrong. wrong. The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women If rule No. 6 applies, the male If rule No. 6 applies, the male THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE must apologize immediately for must apologize immediately for HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN causing the misunderstanding. causing the misunderstanding. POINT IN TIME. POINT IN TIME. The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The male must never change The male must never change THE FEMALE HAS EVERY THE FEMALE HAS EVERY his mind without express his mind without express RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR written consent from the written consent from the UPSET AT ANY TIME. UPSET AT ANY TIME. female. female. The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women Page 2 Rules According to Women
  • 3. The male must remain calm at The male must remain calm at The male must remain calm at The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female all times, unless the female all times, unless the female all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. wants him to be angry or upset. wants him to be angry or upset. wants him to be angry or upset. The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The female must under no The female must under no Any attempt to change these Any attempt to change these circumstances let the male circumstances let the male rules could result in severe rules could result in severe know whether or not she wants know whether or not she wants bodily harm. bodily harm. him to be angry or upset. him to be angry or upset. The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women The Rules According To Women Page 3 Rules According to Women

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