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  1. 1. Accidents are one of Accidents are one of Say What the main causes of the main causes of accidents. accidents. Quotes US Safety Administration US Safety Administration Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Whenever II watch TV and Whenever watch TV and see those poor starving see those poor starving kids all over the world, II kids all over the world, can't help but cry. II mean can't help but cry. mean I'd love to be skinny like I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. flies and death and stuff. Mariah Carey Mariah Carey Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Question: If you could live forever, Question: If you could live forever, If II entered into an If entered into an would you and why? would you and why? agreement with that agreement with that Answer: II would not live forever, Answer: would not live forever, man, II would be sticking man, would be sticking because we should not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live because if we were supposed to live my head in a moose my head in a moose forever, then we would live forever, forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is but we cannot live forever, which is Samuel Goldwyn Samuel Goldwyn why II would not live. why would not live. Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 1 Say What Quotes
  2. 2. They gave me a They gave me a After finding no qualified After finding no qualified standing observation candidates for the position of candidates for the position of standing observation principal, the school board is principal, the school board is extremely pleased to extremely pleased to Florida State coach Bill Florida State coach Bill announce the appointment Peterson announce the appointment Peterson David Steele to the post. David Steele to the post. Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History It is bad luck to be The only problem with superstitious. progress is that it went on too long Andrew Mathis Andrew Mathis Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History You’re a parasite for You’re a parasite for When it comes to ruining When it comes to ruining sour eyes. sour eyes. a painting, he’s an artist a painting, he’s an artist Actor Gregory Ratoff Actor Gregory Ratoff Sam Goldwyn on an abstract Sam Goldwyn on an abstract painter painter Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 2 Say What Quotes
  3. 3. We're going to turn this We're going to turn this Half of this game is 90 Half of this game is 90 team around 360 degrees. team around 360 degrees. percent mental. percent mental. Basketball player Jason Kidd, upon Basketball player Jason Kidd, upon Philadelphia Phillies manager Philadelphia Phillies manager his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks Danny Ozark Danny Ozark Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II called the doctor & he called the doctor & he We only have one We only have one told me the contraptions told me the contraptions person to blame & person to blame & were an hour apart were an hour apart that’s each other that’s each other Mackey Sasser, NY Mets catcher Mackey Sasser, NY Mets catcher NY Ranger Barry Beck NY Ranger Barry Beck on events leading up to the birth on events leading up to the birth of his first child of his first child Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History You always write it’s You always write it’s We are experiencing We are experiencing bombing, bombing, bombing, bombing, audio technicalities audio technicalities bombing - it’s not bombing - it’s not bombing, it’s air support. bombing, it’s air support. Announcer Ralph Kiner Announcer Ralph Kiner US Air Force Colonel David Opfer US Air Force Colonel David Opfer Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 3 Say What Quotes
  4. 4. Mike Andrews’ limits Mike Andrews’ limits Chickens, like two Chickens, like two are limitless are limitless edged swords, oft times edged swords, oft times come home to roost. come home to roost. Philadelphia Phillies manager Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark Danny Ozark small-town newspaper small-town newspaper editor in Wisconsin editor in Wisconsin Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Our comedies are not Our comedies are not A verbal contract isn’t A verbal contract isn’t to be laughed at. to be laughed at. worth the paper it’s worth the paper it’s written on. written on. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Samuel Goldwyn Samuel Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II want to gain 1500 or want to gain 1500 or It rolls off my back It rolls off my back 2000 yards, which ever 2000 yards, which ever like a duck like a duck comes first. comes first. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn New Orleans running back New Orleans running back George Rogers George Rogers Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 4 Say What Quotes
  5. 5. That lowdown That lowdown Half the lies our Half the lies our scoundrel deserves to scoundrel deserves to opponents tell about opponents tell about be kicked to death by a be kicked to death by a us are not true. us are not true. jackass and I’m just the jackass and I’m just the one to do it. one to do it. Sir Boyle Roche, British politician Sir Boyle Roche, British politician Massachusetts State Senator Massachusetts State Senator John Parket John Parket Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II answer in the answer in the Death is what we must Death is what we must affirmative with an affirmative with an all come to if we only all come to if we only emphatic “No”! emphatic “No”! live long enough. live long enough. Sir Boyle Roche, Sir Boyle Roche, actor David Garrick actor David Garrick British politician British politician Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History My friends, II desire that My friends, desire that Separate together in a Separate together in a you will make a post- you will make a post- bunch & don’t stand bunch & don’t stand mortem examination of mortem examination of around so much in little around so much in little me & find out what ails me & find out what ails bundles. bundles. me as II am dying to know me as am dying to know what my disease is. what my disease is. Director Michael Curtiz to extras Director Michael Curtiz to extras James Smithson on his deathbed James Smithson on his deathbed Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 5 Say What Quotes
  6. 6. They already bite the They already bite the II will bring down my will bring down my hand that lays the hand that lays the foot with a strong hand. foot with a strong hand. golden egg. golden egg. Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Samuel Goldwyn Samuel Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History It’s dull from beginning It’s dull from beginning Facts are stupid things. Facts are stupid things. to end. But it’s loaded to end. But it’s loaded with entertainment. with entertainment. Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan Director Michael Curtiz Director Michael Curtiz Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Some of the facts are Some of the facts are We made too many We made too many true, some are distorted, true, some are distorted, wrong mistakes. wrong mistakes. & some are untrue & some are untrue Yogi Berra Yogi Berra US State Department spokesman US State Department spokesman Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 6 Say What Quotes
  7. 7. If there’s a pileup, If there’s a pileup, II must have had must have had they’ll have to give they’ll have to give ambrosia. ambrosia. some of the players some of the players artificial insemination. artificial insemination. Milwaukee Brewer Jim Gantner Milwaukee Brewer Jim Gantner on why he forgot to appear on on why he forgot to appear on a talk show a talk show TV announcer Curt Gowdy TV announcer Curt Gowdy during a game marked by heavy during a game marked by heavy rains that flooded the field rains that flooded the field Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History When II want your When want your II want to thank all those want to thank all those opinion, I’ll give it opinion, I’ll give it who made this night who made this night to you. to you. necessary necessary Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Yogi Berra addressing the crowd Yogi Berra addressing the crowd at an event in his honor at an event in his honor Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History You give a 100 percent You give a 100 percent Mickey Mantle’s a Mickey Mantle’s a is the first half of the is the first half of the switch hitter because switch hitter because game & if it isn’t game & if it isn’t he’s amphibious he’s amphibious enough, in the second enough, in the second half you give what’s left half you give what’s left Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 7 Say What Quotes
  8. 8. If you can’t imitate him, If you can’t imitate him, II got a touch of got a touch of don’t copy him don’t copy him pantomime poisoning. pantomime poisoning. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Yogi Berra explaining why he Yogi Berra explaining why he couldn’t play a game couldn’t play a game Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II wish II had an answer to wish had an answer to The similarities The similarities that because I’m getting that because I’m getting between me & my between me & my tired of answering that tired of answering that father are different. father are different. question. question. Dale Berra, Yogi Berra’s son Dale Berra, Yogi Berra’s son Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History This is the greatest This is the greatest Wrist wrestling is 90% Wrist wrestling is 90% country in America country in America strength & 40% strength & 40% technique. technique. Florida State coach Bill Peterson Florida State coach Bill Peterson John Walker, world wrist- John Walker, world wrist- wrestling champion wrestling champion Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 8 Say What Quotes
  9. 9. A gun is a recreational A gun is a recreational I’ve been laid up with I’ve been laid up with tool like a golf club or a tool like a golf club or a the intentional flu. the intentional flu. tennis racket. You can tennis racket. You can kills someone with a kills someone with a Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn golf club you know. golf club you know. NRA official Martel Lovelace NRA official Martel Lovelace Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II had a great idea this had a great idea this I’m the football coach I’m the football coach morning but II didn’t morning but didn’t around here & don’t around here & don’t like it. like it. you remember it. you remember it. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Florida State coach Bill Peterson Florida State coach Bill Peterson Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Don’t talk to me while Don’t talk to me while I’ve never had major I’ve never had major I’m interrupting. I’m interrupting. knee surgery on any knee surgery on any other part of my body. other part of my body. Director Michael Curtiz Director Michael Curtiz Kentucky basketball player Kentucky basketball player Winston Bennett Winston Bennett Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 9 Say What Quotes
  10. 10. It’s not a matter of life & It’s not a matter of life & Smoking kills. If you’re Smoking kills. If you’re death - it’s much more death - it’s much more killed, you’ve lost a killed, you’ve lost a important than that. important than that. very important part very important part of your life. of your life. Boxing promoter Lou Duva Boxing promoter Lou Duva Actress Brooke Shields Actress Brooke Shields Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Could you get a little Could you get a little My boyfriend is a split My boyfriend is a split closer apart? closer apart? personality - a kind of personality - a kind of Jekyll of all trades. Jekyll of all trades. Director Michael Curtiz Director Michael Curtiz Actress Dorothy Stickney Actress Dorothy Stickney Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Since the government Since the government If II found a million If found a million has let the cat out of has let the cat out of dollars, I’d find the dollars, I’d find the the bag, there’s nothing the bag, there’s nothing fellow who lost it & if he fellow who lost it & if he to do but take the bull to do but take the bull was poor, I’d return it. was poor, I’d return it. by the horns. by the horns. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Member of Parliament Member of Parliament Jeremiah MacVeagh Jeremiah MacVeagh Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 10 Say What Quotes
  11. 11. I’d fight him for nothing I’d fight him for nothing You’ve got to learn to You’ve got to learn to if the price was right. if the price was right. take the bull by the teeth. take the bull by the teeth. Boxer Marlon Starling Boxer Marlon Starling Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Give me a smart idiot Give me a smart idiot A verbal contract isn’t A verbal contract isn’t over a stupid genius over a stupid genius worth the paper it’s worth the paper it’s any day. any day. written on. written on. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Well it seems pretty Well it seems pretty They’re multipurpose - not They’re multipurpose - not ridiculous to me that ridiculous to me that only do they put the clips only do they put the clips people can be so people can be so on, but they take them off. on, but they take them off. emotional about how you emotional about how you kill people. What’s so bad kill people. What’s so bad Pratt & Whitney spokesperson Pratt & Whitney spokesperson about napalm anyway? explaining why the company explaining why the company about napalm anyway? charged the Air Force $1000 charged the Air Force $1000 for a pair of pliers for a pair of pliers Pilot at Danang Air Force Base, Pilot at Danang Air Force Base, 1970 1970 Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 11 Say What Quotes
  12. 12. Some quiet guys are Some quiet guys are That picture was taken That picture was taken inwardly outgoing. inwardly outgoing. out of context. out of context. Announcer Ralph Kiner Announcer Ralph Kiner New York pitcher Jeff Innis New York pitcher Jeff Innis commenting on a bad commenting on a bad picture taken of him picture taken of him Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Nobody goes there Nobody goes there He’s living beyond He’s living beyond anymore, it’s too anymore, it’s too his means, but he his means, but he crowded. crowded. can afford it. can afford it. Yogi Berra on why he didn’t Yogi Berra on why he didn’t Samuel Goldwyn Samuel Goldwyn want to go to dinner at a want to go to dinner at a particular restaurant particular restaurant Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II didn’t really say didn’t really say Sir, you have tasted whole Sir, you have tasted whole everything II said. everything said. worms, you have hissed all of worms, you have hissed all of my mystery lectures, and my mystery lectures, and Yogi Berra Yogi Berra been caught fighting a liar in been caught fighting a liar in the quad, you will leave the quad, you will leave Oxford by the next town drain Oxford by the next town drain Rev. William Spooner telling a Rev. William Spooner telling a student to leave his class for non- student to leave his class for non- Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History attention and lighting fires attention and lighting fires Page 12 Say What Quotes
  13. 13. He can run any time He can run any time It isn’t like II came down It isn’t like came down he wants - I’m giving he wants - I’m giving from Mount Sinai with from Mount Sinai with him the red light. him the red light. the tabloids the tabloids Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Indianapolis Colts coach Ron Indianapolis Colts coach Ron Meyer Meyer Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History You are partly one You are partly one Include me out. Include me out. hundred percent right. hundred percent right. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History It was necessary to It was necessary to My sister is expecting a My sister is expecting a destroy the village in destroy the village in baby & I’m not sure baby & I’m not sure order to save it. order to save it. whether I’m going to be whether I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt. an uncle or an aunt. American office in Vietnam in American office in Vietnam in 1968 report on razing of village 1968 report on razing of village Basketball player Chuck Nevitt Basketball player Chuck Nevitt of Ben Tre of Ben Tre Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 13 Say What Quotes
  14. 14. You should hear her You should hear her II never put on a pair never put on a pair sing. She’s a female sing. She’s a female of shoes until I’ve of shoes until I’ve Lena Horne. Lena Horne. worn them five years. worn them five years. Producer Joe Pasternak Producer Joe Pasternak Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History They were singing They were singing Me and George and Billy Me and George and Billy without accompaniment. without accompaniment. are two of a kind. are two of a kind. You know - Acapulco You know - Acapulco Texas Ranger player Texas Ranger player director George Ratoff Mickey Rivers Mickey Rivers director George Ratoff Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Baseball is 90 percent Baseball is 90 percent Anyone who can’t hear Anyone who can’t hear mental. The other half mental. The other half the difference between the difference between is physical. is physical. a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete a ball hitting concrete Yogi Berra Yogi Berra must be blind. must be blind. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 14 Say What Quotes
  15. 15. It’s more than It’s more than II will draw from the hilt will draw from the hilt magnificent, it’s magnificent, it’s & will not cease firing & will not cease firing mediocre. mediocre. until II have proved until have proved every statement true. every statement true. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Walthamstown city councilor Walthamstown city councilor Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History It was hard to have a It was hard to have a Last night II neglected to Last night neglected to conversation with conversation with mention something that mention something that anyone, there were so anyone, there were so bears repeating. bears repeating. many people talking. many people talking. Broadcaster Ron Fairly Broadcaster Ron Fairly Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History If II wasn’t talking, II If wasn’t talking, Because of the earthquake, the Because of the earthquake, the telephone company is urging telephone company is urging wouldn’t know what wouldn’t know what people to please not use the phone people to please not use the phone to say. to say. unless it’s an absolute emergency unless it’s an absolute emergency in order to keep lines open for in order to keep lines open for New York Islander goalie New York Islander goalie emergency personnel. We’ll be emergency personnel. We’ll be Chico Resch Chico Resch right back after this break to give right back after this break to give away a pair of Phil Collins concert away a pair of Phil Collins concert tickets to caller number 95. tickets to caller number 95. Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History LA DJ after the February ‘90 quake LA DJ after the February ‘90 quake Page 15 Say What Quotes
  16. 16. Telling it like it is Telling it like it is If you come to a fork in If you come to a fork in means telling it like it means telling it like it the road, take it. the road, take it. was and how it is now was and how it is now that it isn’t what it was that it isn’t what it was Yogi Berra Yogi Berra to the is now people to the is now people Writer Jill Johnson in the Writer Jill Johnson in the Village Voice Village Voice Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History If II told you the truth, If told you the truth, The honorable member The honorable member I’d be a hypocrite. I’d be a hypocrite. did not want the truth. did not want the truth. The honorable member The honorable member Director Michael Curtiz Director Michael Curtiz had asked for the facts. had asked for the facts. British statesman British statesman Joseph Chamberlain Joseph Chamberlain Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History The motion is resolved The motion is resolved You can observe a lot You can observe a lot unanimously with one unanimously with one by watching. by watching. dissenting voice. dissenting voice. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Irish Board of Guardians meeting Irish Board of Guardians meeting Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 16 Say What Quotes
  17. 17. Work is the drink of Work is the drink of This is the best This is the best cursing class. cursing class. biography of me II biography of me instead of: instead of: have ever read. have ever read. Drink is the curse of the Drink is the curse of the Lawrence Welk Lawrence Welk working class. working class. Rev. William Spooner Rev. William Spooner Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II want to hear it so want to hear it so II don’t feel we did wrong in don’t feel we did wrong in quiet we can hear a quiet we can hear a taking this great country away taking this great country away mouse dropping. mouse dropping. from the Indians. There were from the Indians. There were great numbers of people who great numbers of people who Director Gregory Ratoff needed new land and the needed new land and the Director Gregory Ratoff Indians were selfishly trying to Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves. keep it for themselves. Actor John Wayne Actor John Wayne Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Not only is Moorehead Not only is Moorehead Sure the body count in Sure the body count in ambidextrous, but he ambidextrous, but he the movie bothers me, the movie bothers me, can throw with either can throw with either but what are you gonna but what are you gonna hand do? It’s what everybody do? It’s what everybody hand likes. At least it’s not an likes. At least it’s not an awful body count, it’s a awful body count, it’s a Michigan football coach Duffy Michigan football coach Duffy Daugherty Daugherty fun body count. fun body count. Actress Bonnie Bedelia, star Actress Bonnie Bedelia, star Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History of Die Harder of Die Harder Page 17 Say What Quotes
  18. 18. We all get heavier as we We all get heavier as we If you don’t disagree If you don’t disagree get older because there’s get older because there’s with me, how will II with me, how will a lot more information in a lot more information in know I’m right? know I’m right? our heads. our heads. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Basketball player Vlade Divac Basketball player Vlade Divac Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Line up alphabetically Line up alphabetically When we got behind in When we got behind in by height by height the twelfth inning II the twelfth inning wasn’t apprehensive wasn’t apprehensive Baseball coach Casey Stengel Baseball coach Casey Stengel ...but II was scared. ...but was scared. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Francis Bacon was Francis Bacon was Our strength is that we Our strength is that we probably our greatest probably our greatest don’t have any don’t have any living painter...until living painter...until weaknesses. Our weaknesses. Our he died. he died. weakness is that we don’t weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths. have any real strengths. BBC news presenter BBC news presenter Arkansas football coach Frank Arkansas football coach Frank Broyles Broyles Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 18 Say What Quotes
  19. 19. II don’t think anybody don’t think anybody A bachelor’s life is no A bachelor’s life is no should write his should write his life for a single man, life for a single man, autobiography until autobiography until after he’s dead. after he’s dead. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Ball handling & Ball handling & We’re not afraid of We’re not afraid of dribbling are my dribbling are my challenges - it’s like II challenges - it’s like strongest weaknesses. strongest weaknesses. always say - if you go always say - if you go out in the rain, be out in the rain, be Denver basketball star David Denver basketball star David prepared to get burned. prepared to get burned. Thompson Thompson Brazilian soccer player Brazilian soccer player Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Don’t pay attention to Don’t pay attention to Millions of people who Millions of people who the critics - don’t even the critics - don’t even have never died before have never died before ignore them. ignore them. will be killed. will be killed. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Star Trek Captain James T. Kirk Star Trek Captain James T. Kirk Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 19 Say What Quotes
  20. 20. Don’t do it the way II did it Don’t do it the way did it II was very pleasantly was very pleasantly - do it the way II meant it. - do it the way meant it. disappointed. disappointed. Director Otto Preminger Director Otto Preminger Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History We don’t necessarily We don’t necessarily Open seven days a Open seven days a discriminate, we simply discriminate, we simply week, excluding week, excluding exclude certain types exclude certain types Sundays! Sundays! of people. of people. Sign on a Kentucky Sign on a Kentucky ROTC Lieutenant Colonel Fried Chicken store Fried Chicken store ROTC Lieutenant Colonel Gerald Wellman Gerald Wellman Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History These people haven’t These people haven’t If the fans don’t want If the fans don’t want seen the last of my face. seen the last of my face. to come out to the to come out to the If II go down, I’m going If go down, I’m going park, how are you park, how are you down standing up. down standing up. going to stop them? going to stop them? Indiana Pacers basketball Indiana Pacers basketball Yogi Berra Yogi Berra player Chuck Person player Chuck Person Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 20 Say What Quotes
  21. 21. II was asked to come to was asked to come to Hey, they spelled Hey, they spelled Chicago because it’s Chicago because it’s my name wrong! my name wrong! one of our 52 states one of our 52 states Yogi Berra upon receiving a Yogi Berra upon receiving a Raquel Welch check made out “To Bearer” check made out “To Bearer” Raquel Welch Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Researchers have discovered that Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the chocolate produces some of the Kemo Sabe means Kemo Sabe means same effects in the brain as same effects in the brain as soggy shrub in Navajo soggy shrub in Navajo marijuana. The researchers also marijuana. The researchers also discovered similarities between discovered similarities between the chocolate and marijuana, but the chocolate and marijuana, but I can't remember what they are. I can't remember what they are. Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II never set out to hurt never set out to hurt My horse was in the My horse was in the anybody deliberately anybody deliberately lead coming down the lead coming down the unless it was, you know, unless it was, you know, stretch, when the stretch, when the important - like a league important - like a league caddie fell off. caddie fell off. game or something. game or something. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Dick Butkus, linebacker Dick Butkus, linebacker Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 21 Say What Quotes
  22. 22. The carrying of The carrying of II mean it’s a great story. mean it’s a great story. concealed weapons is concealed weapons is It’s got some great It’s got some great forbidden except when forbidden except when things in it. II mean, things in it. mean, they are exhibited to they are exhibited to there’s something like there’s something like public view. public view. eight violent deaths. eight violent deaths. Pocatello, Idaho law Pocatello, Idaho law actor Mel Gibson actor Mel Gibson explaining Hamlet explaining Hamlet Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History If II could drop dead If could drop dead You wouldn’t have won You wouldn’t have won right now, I’d be the right now, I’d be the if we had beaten you. if we had beaten you. happiest man alive. happiest man alive. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II don’t know & II don’t know & Go & see for yourself Go & see for yourself don’t care. don’t care. why you shouldn’t why you shouldn’t go see it. go see it. Utah Jazz forward Jeff Utah Jazz forward Jeff Wilkens when asked whether Wilkens when asked whether Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn his bad play in a game was his bad play in a game was due to ignorance or apathy due to ignorance or apathy Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 22 Say What Quotes
  23. 23. We’ll do all right if We’ll do all right if Either give me what II Either give me what we capitalize on our we capitalize on our demand or I’ll take demand or I’ll take mistakes. mistakes. what you’re offering. what you’re offering. Texas Ranger’s player Texas Ranger’s player New York Yankee New York Yankee Mickey Rivers Mickey Rivers manager Joe Torre manager Joe Torre Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History And now the sequence And now the sequence If there’s a 50% chance If there’s a 50% chance of events in no of events in no we’ll repeat as American we’ll repeat as American particular order. particular order. League champs, you League champs, you gotta remember that gotta remember that news anchor Dan Rather news anchor Dan Rather there’s also a 75% there’s also a 75% chance that we won’t. chance that we won’t. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II found a delivery in found a delivery in People should buy People should buy my flaw. my flaw. thousands of these & thousands of these & save them for their save them for their Kansas City relief pitcher Kansas City relief pitcher Dan Quisenberry Dan Quisenberry ancestors. ancestors. journalist Pete Hamill journalist Pete Hamill Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 23 Say What Quotes
  24. 24. II don’t think you’re going to don’t think you’re going to If you can’t give me If you can’t give me see a great uproar in this see a great uproar in this your word of honor, your word of honor, country about the Republican country about the Republican will you at least give will you at least give committee trying to bug the committee trying to bug the me your promise? Democratic headquarters. me your promise? Democratic headquarters. Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn Richard Nixon 4 days after Watergate Richard Nixon 4 days after Watergate Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Congratulations on Congratulations on We’re overpaying him, We’re overpaying him, breaking my record. II breaking my record. but he’s worth it. but he’s worth it. always thought the always thought the record would stand until Sam Goldwyn Sam Goldwyn record would stand until it was broken. it was broken. Yogi Berra in a telegram to Yogi Berra in a telegram to Johnny Bench after Bench Johnny Bench after Bench broke Berra’s home run record. broke Berra’s home run record. Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II wasn’t in a slump - wasn’t in a slump - II have nothing to say. have nothing to say. II just wasn’t getting just wasn’t getting And I’ll only say it once. And I’ll only say it once. any hits. any hits. Toronto Maple Leaf coach Toronto Maple Leaf coach Oakland A’s baseball player Floyd Smith Floyd Smith Oakland A’s baseball player Dave Henderson Dave Henderson Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 24 Say What Quotes
  25. 25. Sometimes they write Sometimes they write She’s got talent & She’s got talent & what II say & not what what say & not what personality. Give me personality. Give me II mean. mean. two years & I’ll make two years & I’ll make her an overnight star. her an overnight star. St. Louis Cardinal player St. Louis Cardinal player Pedro Guerrero Pedro Guerrero Producer Harry Cohn Producer Harry Cohn Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Strength is my biggest Strength is my biggest There is no such thing There is no such thing weakness. weakness. as a surgical strike - a as a surgical strike - a scalpel can turn into a scalpel can turn into a New Mexico basketball player New Mexico basketball player Mark Snow Mark Snow club & have a club & have a boomerang effect. boomerang effect. news anchor Jeremy Paxman news anchor Jeremy Paxman Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History You couldn’t keep a You couldn’t keep a Tonight we’re honoring Tonight we’re honoring conversation going. conversation going. one of the all-time one of the all-time Everybody was Everybody was greats in baseball, Stan greats in baseball, Stan talking too much. talking too much. Musial. He’s immoral. Musial. He’s immoral. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra sportscaster Johnny Logan sportscaster Johnny Logan Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 25 Say What Quotes
  26. 26. II went hunting in went hunting in There is one word in There is one word in Manitoba, one of those Manitoba, one of those America that says it all America that says it all Canadian proverbs. Canadian proverbs. - that one word is - that one word is “You never know.” “You never know.” Milwaukee Brewer baseball player Milwaukee Brewer baseball player Jim Gantner Jim Gantner Houston Astro pitcher Houston Astro pitcher Joaquin Andujar Joaquin Andujar Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Chicago Cubs outfielder Chicago Cubs outfielder Nobody in football Nobody in football Andre Dawson on being Andre Dawson on being should be called a should be called a a role model: II want all a role model: want all genius. A genius is a genius. A genius is a the kids to do what II do, the kids to do what do, guy like Norman guy like Norman to look up to me. II want to look up to me. want Einstein. Einstein. all the kids to copulate all the kids to copulate me. me. Football commentator and Football commentator and former player Joe Theisman former player Joe Theisman Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Because she's too damn Because she's too damn I'm going to graduate on I'm going to graduate on ugly to kiss goodbye. ugly to kiss goodbye. time, no matter how time, no matter how Houston Oiler coach Houston Oiler coach long it takes. long it takes. Bum Phillips when Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas Senior basketball player at the Senior basketball player at the asked by Bob Costas University of Pittsburgh: University of Pittsburgh: why he takes his wife on why he takes his wife on all the road trips all the road trips Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 26 Say What Quotes
  27. 27. You guys line up, You guys line up, Why would anyone Why would anyone alphabetically by height. alphabetically by height. expect him to come out expect him to come out And You guys pair up in And You guys pair up in smarter? He went to smarter? He went to groups of three, then groups of three, then PRISON for three years, PRISON for three years, line up in a circle. line up in a circle. not Princeton. not Princeton. Bill Peterson, a Florida State Bill Peterson, a Florida State Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Boxing promoter Dan Duva on football coach football coach Mike Tyson hooking up again Mike Tyson hooking up again with with Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History II can't really remember can't really remember I've won at every level, I've won at every level, the names of the clubs the names of the clubs except college and pro. except college and pro. that we went to. that we went to. Shaquille O'Neal, on his then Shaquille O'Neal, on his then Shaquille O'Neal on whether Shaquille O'Neal on whether lack of championships lack of championships he had visited the Parthenon he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece during his visit to Greece Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History He's a guy who gets up He's a guy who gets up We can't win at home. We We can't win at home. We at six o'clock in the at six o'clock in the can't win on the road. As can't win on the road. As morning regardless of morning regardless of general manager, II just general manager, just what time it is. can't figure out where else can't figure out where else what time it is. to play. to play. Lou Duva, veteran boxing Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan trainer, on the Spartan Pat Williams, Orlando Magic Pat Williams, Orlando Magic training regime of general manager, on his team's general manager, on his team's training regime of 7-27 record 7-27 record heavyweight Andrew Golota heavyweight Andrew Golota Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 27 Say What Quotes
  28. 28. Steve Spurrier, Florida Steve Spurrier, Florida Jim Finks, New Orleans Jim Finks, New Orleans football coach, telling football coach, telling Saints G.M., when asked Saints G.M., when asked Gator fans that a fire at Gator fans that a fire at after a loss what he after a loss what he Auburn's football dorm Auburn's football dorm thought of the refs: I'm thought of the refs: I'm had destroyed 20 books: had destroyed 20 books: not allowed to comment not allowed to comment But the real tragedy was But the real tragedy was on lousy officiating on lousy officiating that 15 hadn't been that 15 hadn't been colored yet. colored yet. Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Alan Kulwicki, stock Alan Kulwicki, stock Torrin Polk, University Torrin Polk, University car racer, on racing car racer, on racing of Houston receiver, on of Houston receiver, on Saturday nights as Saturday nights as his coach, John his coach, John opposed to Sunday opposed to Sunday Jenkins: He treats us Jenkins: He treats us afternoons: It's afternoons: It's like men. He lets us like men. He lets us basically the same, basically the same, wear earrings. wear earrings. just darker just darker Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Shelby Metcalf, basketball Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a recounting what he told a player who received four player who received four F's and one D: Son, looks F's and one D: Son, looks to me like you're spending to me like you're spending too much time on one too much time on one subject subject Stupid Quotes From Across History Stupid Quotes From Across History Page 28 Say What Quotes

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