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Funny Signs
Funny Signs
Funny Signs
Funny Signs
Funny Signs
Funny Signs
Funny Signs
Funny Signs
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  • 1. Page ‹#› Funny Signs
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  • 3. Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone doing so will be prosecuted. Sign at a railroad station Sign at a railroad station Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 4. Come visit the farm, It takes a virile man to taste our milk & smell make a chicken our sweet dairy air. pregnant. Alaskan dairy farm ad Alaskan dairy farm ad Perdue chicken ad as Perdue chicken ad as mistranslated mistranslated Coors put its slogan, Clairol introduced the Turn it loose, into Mist Stick , a curling Spanish, where it was iron, into German only to read as find out that mist is slang for manure. Not too many people had a use Suffer badly from for the manure stick . diarrhea... An American T-shirt maker An American T-shirt maker Pepsi's Come alive in Miami printed shirts for in Miami printed shirts for with the Pepsi the Spanish market which the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. promoted the Pope's visit. Generation translated Instead of II saw the Pope Instead of saw the Pope into Pepsi brings your (el Papa), the shirts read II (el Papa), the shirts read ancestors back from saw the potato (la papa). saw the potato (la papa). the grave , in Chinese. Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 5. When Gerber started selling baby When Gerber started selling baby Frank Perdue's chicken Frank Perdue's chicken food in Africa, they used the food in Africa, they used the slogan, it takes a strong man slogan, it takes a strong man same packaging as in the US, same packaging as in the US, to make a tender chicken was to make a tender chicken was with the beautiful Caucasian baby with the beautiful Caucasian baby translated into Spanish as “it translated into Spanish as “it on the label. Later they learned on the label. Later they learned takes an aroused man to make that in Africa, companies routinely takes an aroused man to make that in Africa, companies routinely a chicken affectionate .”” put pictures on the label of what's put pictures on the label of what's a chicken affectionate ..” inside, since most people can't inside, since most people can't read. read. The Coca-Cola name in China The Coca-Cola name in China When Parker Pen marketed a When Parker Pen marketed a was first read as Ke-kou-ke-la ,, was first read as Ke- kou- ke-la Ke-kou-ke-la ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads meaning Bite the wax tadpole or meaning Bite the wax tadpole or were supposed to have read, it were supposed to have read, it female horse stuffed with wax, female horse stuffed with wax, won't leak in your pocket and won't leak in your pocket and depending on the dialect. Coke depending on the dialect. Coke embarrass you .. Instead, the embarrass you Instead, the then researched 40,000 then researched 40,000 company thought that the word company thought that the word characters to find a phonetic characters to find a phonetic embarazar (to impregnate) meant embarazar (to impregnate) meant equivalent ko-kou-ko-le, equivalent ko- kou- ko-le, ko-kou-ko-le, to embarrass, so the ad read: It to embarrass, so the ad read: It translating into happiness in the translating into happiness in the won't leak in your pocket and won't leak in your pocket and mouth mouth make you pregnant make you pregnant Actual instruction label Actual instruction label on a Sears hairdryer: on a bag of Fritos: Fritos: Do not use while You could be a sleeping. winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 6. Actual instruction label Actual instruction label on a bar of Dial soap: on some Swann Directions: Use like frozen dinners: regular soap. Serving suggestion: Defrost. Actual instruction label Actual instruction label on a hotel provided on Tesco's Tiramisu shower cap in a box: dessert: Do not turn Fits one head. upside down. (printed on bottom of the box) Actual instruction label Actual instruction label on Marks & Spencer on packaging for a Bread Pudding: Rowenta iron: Product will be hot Do not iron clothes on after heating. body. Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 7. Actual instruction label Actual instruction label on Boot's Children's on a Nytol sleep aid: cough medicine: Warning: may cause Do not drive car or drowsiness. operate machinery. Actual instruction label Actual instruction label on a string of on a Japanese food Chinese-made processor: Not to be Christmas lights: used for the other use. For indoor or outdoor use only. Actual instruction label Actual instruction label on Sainsbury's on an American peanuts: Warning: Airlines packet of contains nuts. nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 8. Actual instruction label Caution: Cape does on a Swedish not enable user to chainsaw: Do not fly. attempt to stop chain instructions on Kenner’s instructions on Kenner’s with your hands or Batman costume Batman costume genitals. Caution: Blade is In a laundromat: extremely sharp! Automatic washing Keep out of children. machines. Please remove all your clothes warning on knife blade warning on knife blade manufactured by manufactured by when the light goes Olfa Corporation Olfa Corporation out. In a department In an office: Would the store: Bargain person who took the Basement Upstairs step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.. Page ‹#› Funny Signs
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  • 10. In a staff room: After On a church door: This is On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. the gate of Heaven. the tea break, staff Enter ye all by this door. Enter ye all by this door. should empty the teapot (This door is kept locked (This door is kept locked and stand upside down because of the draft. because of the draft. on the draining board. Please use side entrance) Please use side entrance) Outside a second hand Outside a second hand Danger Quicksand! store: We exchange store: We exchange anything - bicycles, anything - bicycles, Any person passing this washing machines etc. washing machines etc. point will be drowned. Why not bring your Why not bring your By order of the wife along and get a wife along and get a District Council. wonderful bargain. wonderful bargain. Notice in a dry In a health food cleaners window: store: Closed due to Anyone leaving their illness. garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 11. Spotted in a safari Seen at a conference: Seen at a conference: For anyone who has For anyone who has park: Elephants children and doesn't children and doesn't Please Stay In Your know it, there is a day know it, there is a day Car care on the first floor. care on the first floor. Notice in a field: MESSAGE ON A The farmer allows LEAFLET: If you walkers to cross the cannot read, this field for free, but leaflet will tell you the bull charges. how to get lessons. REPAIR SHOP Watch Batteries DOOR: We can While You Wait repair anything (Please knock hard sign in jewelry store sign in jewelry store on the door - the bell doesn't work) Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 12. Athletes Foot Caution: Road wet Welcome when raining mall sign announcing a mall sign announcing a highway sign in NH highway sign in NH new sport shoe store new sport shoe store Caution: Alligators in Ladies may have a fit water. No swimming. upstairs Survivors will be prosecuted Clothing store, Hong Kong Clothing store, Hong Kong sign by roadside pond in India sign by roadside pond in India Fur coats made for Ladies, leave your ladies from their clothes here & spend the own skin rest of the afternoon having a good time Furrier, Sweden Furrier, Sweden Laundry, Rome Laundry, Rome Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 13. Teeth extracted by the You are welcome to visit the You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous cemetery where famous latest methodists Russian & Soviet composers, Russian & Soviet composers, artists, & writers are buried artists, & writers are buried Dentist office, Hong Kong Dentist office, Hong Kong daily, except Thurdsay. daily, except Thurdsay. Cemetery, Moscow Cemetery, Moscow We take your bags You are here & send them in all directions Blank wall, Narita Blank wall, Narita Airport, Japan Airport, Japan Flight operator, Denmark Flight operator, Denmark Don’t take a chance Ears pierced while on ruining your you wait vacation - come to us & be sure Jewelry store, Ontario Jewelry store, Ontario Travel office, Nova Scotia Travel office, Nova Scotia Page ‹#› Funny Signs
  • 14. Shoplifters will Safety First! Please be persecuted putting on your seatbelt & preparing Mountain store, Mountain store, for accident Tennessee Tennessee Taxi, Thailand Taxi, Thailand Page ‹#› Funny Signs
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