Pointer + Setter =
 Crossbreed                            Poinsetter, a
  Dogs We                              traditional...
Newfoundland +                     Terrier + Bulldog
Basset Hound =                     = Terribull, a dog
Newfound Asset ...
Alabama:

   True                           It is illegal for a driver to
                                  be blindfolded...
Florida:                            Florida:

A special law prohibits             If an elephant is left
unmarried women f...
Indiana:                           Indiana:

Bathing is prohibited              Citizens aren’t allowed
during the winter....
Louisiana:                        Massachusetts:

Biting someone with               Mourners at a wake
your natural teeth ...
New Mexico:                         New York:
                                    A fine of $25 can be
Females are strictl...
Oklahoma:                        Oklahoma:

Females are forbidden            Dogs must have a
from doing their own        ...
Vermont:                         Vermont:

Lawmakers made it                It’s illegal to whistle
obligatory for        ...
How Can I Miss                              Get Your
You If You Won't                            Biscuits In the
Go Away? ...
I Fell In A Pile Of                         I Keep Forgetting'
You & Got Love                              That I Forgot
A...
If Love Were Oil,                           If My Nose Were
I'd Be A Quart                              Full Of Nickels,
L...
She Got The                                 Pardon Me, I've
Gold Mine & I                               Got Someone To
Got...
Velcro Arms,                                You Can't Have
Teflon Heart                                Your Kate &
       ...
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