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  • Since my last report, this Since my last report, this His men would follow him His men would follow him employee has reached employee has reached anywhere, but only out of anywhere, but only out of rock bottom and has rock bottom and has morbid curiosity morbid curiosity started to dig started to dig Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations I would not allow this I would not allow this This employee is not This employee is not employee to breed employee to breed really much of a has-been really much of a has-been but more of a definite but more of a definite won't be. won't be. Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Works well when under Works well when under When she opens her When she opens her Page 1 constant supervision and Actual Job Evaluations mouth, it seems that it is constant supervision and mouth, it seems that it is cornered like a rat in a trap cornered like a rat in a trap only to change feet only to change feet Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • He would be out of his He would be out of his This lady has delusions of This lady has delusions of depth in a parking lot depth in a parking lot adequacy adequacy puddle puddle Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations He sets low personal He sets low personal This employee is depriving This employee is depriving standards & then consistently standards & then consistently a village somewhere of an a village somewhere of an fails to achieve them fails to achieve them idiot idiot Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations This employee should go This employee should go This employee has a full This employee has a full Page 2 far, and the sooner he Actual Job Evaluations 6-pack, but lacks the far, and the sooner he 6-pack, but lacks the starts, the better starts, the better plastic thing to hold it all plastic thing to hold it all together together Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • The employee is several The employee is several Her elevator does not go Her elevator does not go sandwiches short of a sandwiches short of a to the top floor to the top floor picnic picnic Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations She took an IQ test but She took an IQ test but A gross ignoramus - 144 A gross ignoramus - 144 failed it failed it times worse than an times worse than an ordinary ignoramus ordinary ignoramus Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations He certainly takes a long He certainly takes a long He doesn't have ulcers, He doesn't have ulcers, Page 3 time to make his pointless Actual Job Evaluations but he is a carrier time to make his pointless but he is a carrier Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • I would like to go hunting I would like to go hunting He's spent far too long He's spent far too long with him sometime with him sometime working with glue working with glue Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations He would argue with a He would argue with a He has a knack for making He has a knack for making signpost signpost strangers immediately strangers immediately Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations He brings a lot of joy He brings a lot of joy When his IQ reaches 50, When his IQ reaches 50, wheneverPage 4 Actual Job Evaluations whenever he leaves the he leaves the he should sell he should sell room room Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • If you see two people If you see two people He has a photographic He has a photographic talking and one looks talking and one looks memory but unfortunately memory but unfortunately bored, he's the other one bored, he's the other one the lens-cap is on the lens-cap is on Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations A prime candidate for A prime candidate for Donated his brain to Donated his brain to natural de-selection natural de-selection science before he was science before he was done using it done using it Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations The gates are down, the The gates are down, the Has two brain cells: one is Has two brain cells: one is lights arePage 5 Actual Job Evaluations lights are flashing, but flashing, but lost and the other is out lost and the other is out the train isn't coming the train isn't coming looking for it looking for it Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • If he were any more If he were any more If you give him a penny If you give him a penny stupid, he'd have to be stupid, he'd have to be for his thoughts, you'd for his thoughts, you'd watered twice a week watered twice a week want change. want change. Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations If you stand close enough to If you stand close enough to It’s hard to believe that It’s hard to believe that him, you'll hear the oceans him, you'll hear the oceans he beat out 1,000,000 he beat out 1,000,000 other sperms other sperms Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations She’s one neuron short of She’s one neuron short of Some drank from the Some drank from the a synapsePage 6 Actual Job Evaluations a synapse fountain of knowledge, he fountain of knowledge, he only gargled only gargled Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • Takes him 2 hours to Takes him 2 hours to The wheel is turning, but The wheel is turning, but watch 60 minutes watch 60 minutes the hamster is dead the hamster is dead Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations The only way for him to She has a mind double his money would like a steel trap - be to fold it in half and put it back in his pocket it’s rusty & illegal in 37 states Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Support bacteria - Page 7 She has an open mind Actual Job Evaluations they're the only but her brains keep falling out culture this man has Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • He tried sniffing She’s not a Coke once, but complete idiot, some the ice cubes got parts are missing. stuck in his nose Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations He used to have a She never has a solution handle on life, then it but always spends a lot of time admiring the problem broke. Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations The buck Page 8 even doesn’t Actual The Evaluations Job flashlight is on slow down here but the batteries are dead Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations
  • His wild oats She regularly gets lost in thought - it’s unfamiliar have turned into territory Shreaded Wheat. Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations She consistently demonstrates that nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fools Actual Job Evaluations Actual Job Evaluations Page 9 Actual Job Evaluations