“My eldest sons’ obsession with his painted minions was getting to be quite a worry.”
“Today I will paint my two hundredth pink minion! My army will be complete! Mwhahaha!”
“Hey Bonnie lyke does he know we care only for lipstick and Gauche handbags?”
“Make that Prada for me. Best let him dream on girl friend.”
This is when I realized Dawn’s eyes are dark green and not black like Darcy’s.
“I was very thankful when the last day came that we needed to hire that baby sitter. Goodness knows what credentials the agency checks before hiring these
“What! This dump again?!”
“This place is such a tip, I think I’ll add some more.”
“Here you go little girl, here’s a bottle with my free hand.”
“He did eventually feed her. But if that kid ever comes near my daughter again I’ll chop his hands off.”
“We threw a party for Dawn and everyone enjoyed the new stereo I bought. Bebe said ceilings should have been bought first, but what fun are those?”
I don’t know about teenage creepy baby sitters Deaglan, your dancing with that old chick is kind of creepy too.
“I couldn’t wait to see how my little girl would turn out.”
“Goodness this place needs a good scrubbing!”
And the bed’s made, the windows washed and the toy’s straightening... Dawn gained the trait ‘neat’
“Rubber duckie, you’re the one; you make bath time lots of fun. Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fo-nd of you!”
In fact she wouldn’t use the bathtub next morning until she had scrubbed it.
“It had a boy germ bath ring, gross!”
Then she enjoyed a quiet tidy plate of leftovers while everyone else went to work and school. So obviously kids can be left at home all day long with no
I don’t know why, but it gave her the day off school.
“The following night was Donald’s teen birthday. We weren’t going to throw another party, but Bebe said something about needing one for a work
opportunity. She had been told if she invited Virginia Wolf over for a good suck up grovel party she might just get a promotion. I’m not one to argue with a
woman who cleans out the bed pans and if this gets her away from that area faster so be it.”