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  • 1. Welcome
to
Day
4
of
Will
Stark’s
Bachelor
Challenge!

It’s
been
quite
longer
than
I
expected
since
my
last
update,
so
I’m
going
to
turn
it
over
to
SimLily,
Arthur,
and
Sabriel
to
catch
us
up:

  • 2. “Hello,
everyone!

It’s
been
an
unexpected
six—no,
more
than
that—months
since
we
last
discussed
Will’s
progress
in
his
Bachelor
Challenge.

I
kind
of
got
caught
up
with
stuff
in
our
home
universe.”
“Don’t
talk
about
our
home
universe,”
Sabriel
said
from
the
background.
“I’m
not.

I’m
talking
about
this
one.

And
you’re
going
to
be
talking
about
this
one,
too.

I’ll
need
your
help
to
recap
the
first
three
days
of
the
challenge.”

  • 3. The
first
photo
went
up
on
the
screen.
“Rhapsody
Bohemian
went
home
first,”
Lily
explained.

“I
sPll
don’t
get
how
she
could
possibly
have
a
score
of
negaPve
two.”
“Because
she’s
an
incurable
opPmist.

Will’s
pessimism
might
be
curable,
but
as
long
as
that
goes
on,
Dee
is
just
going
to
irritate
Will.

It’s
too
bad,”
Arthur
said.

“She
might
have
been
good
for
him.”

  • 4. “WE
GOT
MARIELLE
KICKED
OFF!”

Sabriel
cheered.

“We
rule.”
“We
didn’t
really
get
her
kicked
off,”
Lily
pointed
out.

“Her
own
sense
of
enPtlement
and
her
addicPon
to
the
karaoke
machine
were
what
did
her
in.”
“I’d
sPll
like
to
think
it
was
us.”

Sabriel
sighed.

“We
at
least
had
success
against
one
Romance
Sim
with
personality
issues.”


  • 5. “I
thought
Faye
had
a
good
chance
at
first,”
Arthur
said.

“And
I
thought
she
was
cool.”
“So
did
I.

But
aXer
hosPliPes
between
her
and
Lilah
escalated
to
full‐blown
fighPng,
I
don’t
think
she
wanted
to
be
there
anymore.”

Lily
smiled.

“You
think
Faye
and
Lilah
are
ever
going
to
have
the
makeout
session
that
they
so
clearly
want
to
have?”
“Maybe.

Depends
on
whether
they
can
stop
with
the
slapping,”
Arthur
said.

  • 6. “Now,
I’m
going
to
do
a
run‐down
of
the
four
remaining
bachelore]es,
in
order
of
lowest
to
highest
scores,”
Lily
said.
“Sara
Jones
has
the
lowest
score
of
the
remaining
bachelore]es.

She
spent
the
first
day
and
a
half
playing
catch
with
her
fellow
bachelore]es,
but
started
showing
some
interest
in
Will.

Is
it
enough
to
stay
in
the
game?

  • 7. “Lilah
Whedon
only
has
a
few
points
on
Sara
right
now.

She
was
one
of
the
early
frontrunners,
but
her
feud
with
Faye
has
taken
her
eyes
off
the
prize.

In
addiPon,
her
zodiac
sign
is
incompaPble
with
Will’s,
which
may
be
posing
problems.

  • 8. “Lulu
Buccaneer
has
surprisingly
jumped
into
second
place
aXer
nearly
being
eliminated
on
Day
2.

There’s
never
been
any
doubt
that
she
likes
Will.

However,
their
relaPonship
score
has
always
been
higher
on
her
end
than
his—and
his
end
is
the
one
that
counts.

  • 9. “Finally,
Elaine
Goodytwoshoes
has
been
in
the
lead
ever
since
this
challenge
started.

She
is
the
only
remaining
three‐bolter,
and
she’s
had
a
good
stalking
strategy
since
the
beginning.

True
love
seems
to
be
in
her
grasp—but
the
course
of
true
love
never
did
run
smooth.

Is
this
going
to
be
an
excepPon?”

  • 10. Lily
looked
around.

“I
think
we’re
ready
to
get
started
with
Day
4.

Unless
any
of
you
have
anything
to
add?”
“I
do,”
Arthur
said.

“I’d
like
to
start
planning
the
post‐challenge
party.

There
is
going
to
be
one,
right?”

  • 11. “Go
for
it.

There
should
probably
be
a
rocking
party
once
this
is
over,
and
I
don’t
think
either
of
us
want
to
plan
it.

Right,
Sabriel?”
“Not
me.

This
is
up
your
alley,
Arthur.”
“Great!

Into
the
challenge!”

  • 12. Sara
appears
to
be
swooning
at
the
thought
that
she
actually
made
it
to
the
hot
tub
today.

  • 13. Joining
her
are
Lulu
and
Elaine,
who
don’t
seem
to
like
talking
about
spatulas
any
more
than
Sara
does.

Sorry,
Will.

You’re
going
to
have
to
come
up
with
another
Pme‐honored
BC
innuendo
to
discuss
with
these
ladies.



  • 14. “We
can
talk
about
sexy
lamps.”

  • 15. “Hey!

You
splashed
me!”

Will
exclaimed.

“You
said
you
wouldn’t
do
that
again!”
Elaine
shrugged.

“Hot
tub.

Playful
points.”
“Right.

I’m
going
to
get
you
one
of
these
days.”

  • 16. “I
guess
he
doesn’t
care
about
sexy
lamps,
either.”

  • 17. But
there’s
one
thing
Will
always
likes
to
talk
about:
kissing.

  • 18. Meanwhile,
Lilah
can’t
beat
up
Faye,
so
she
eats
some
more.

Somebody
always
bulks
up
in
a
BC
because
of
all
the
turkey,
and
this
Pme,
it’s
her.

  • 19. CONFESSIONAL!!1!
from
Lilah
I’m
totally
flashing
everyone,
aren’t
I?

Not
that
I
mind
that.

  • 20. “I
just
derailed
the
conversaPon,
didn’t
I?”

  • 21. “Apparently
everyone
gets
immortality
in
Sara’s
Apocalypse,”
Lulu
said.

“I
know
in
Sierra
Plains,
some
people
are
immortal—like
me—but
most
aren’t.”

  • 22. “InteresPng,”
Will
said.

“Where
I’m
from,
almost
no
one
is
immortal,
except
the
townies
and
Simselves.”

He
stared
off
at
the
door
to
the
house
for
a
moment.

“Elaine,
please
tell
me
I’m
not
the
only
one
in
this
hot
tub
who’s
going
to
die?”

  • 23. “I
don’t
know
if
I
can
help
you
there,”
Elaine
said.

“The
legacy
that
I’m
from
is
almost
over,
so
I’ll
probably
stay
alive,
too.”

  • 24. If
this
had
been
the
Apocalypse,
Will
probably
would
have
brooded
for
a
while
over
receiving
this
news.

Instead,
he
brightened
up.

“Got
to
enjoy
living
where
I
am,
then,”
he
said.

“One
way
I
can
think
of
that.”
“What?”

  • 25. “Kissing!”

  • 26. Lulu
kicked
off
the
post‐hot
tub
part
of
the
compePPon
with
the
first
heardart.

  • 27. Today,
Lulu’s
strategy
involves
gossiping
about
the
compePPon
to
try
to
make
herself
look
be]er:
“Did
you
hear
about
Lilah?

She
lost
a
fight,
and
she
got
fat!”
“Shut
up.

Shut
up!”

“It’s
true.

You’ve
seen
her.”

  • 28. Next
was
a
game
of
punch
you,
punch
me.

I’m
pre]y
sure
it
took
a
lot
of
coercion
before
Elaine
chose
a
platonic
acPvity.

  • 29. But
Lulu
hadn’t
given
up
on
her
stalking.

What’s
more,
she
remembered
that
the
official
acPvity
of
the
Stark
family
is
pillow
fighPng.

  • 30. Next
up
is
a
water
balloon
fight.

In
Winterfell,
this
is
kind
of
suicidal.

In
Pleasantview,
it’s
not
a
problem.



  • 31. But
it
might
be
kind
of
suicidal
to
play
with
Lulu.

She
seems
to
be
trying
to
decapitate
Will
at
every
single
game
they
play.

  • 32. CONFESSIONAL!!1!
from
Sara:
Part
of
my
swimsuit
seems
to
be
missing.
Sorry?

Wasn’t
thinking
when
I
picked
swimsuits?

  • 33. Meanwhile,
Elaine
seems
to
have
figured
out
that
she’s
hot.

Good
for
her.

You
don’t
need
anyone
to
tell
you
that
you’re
pre]y.

  • 34. Will
tells
her
that
anyway.

  • 35. Lulu
does
not
look
amused
by
Will’s
preference
for
Elaine.

  • 36. Sara’s
Popularity
Sim
is
sPll
showing
as
she
carries
on
her
conversaPon
with
Lulu
comparing
their
respecPve
apocalypses.

  • 37. As
for
Lilah,
she
really
isn’t
herself,
as
proven
by
her
total
shock
over
catching
Lulu
showering.

Yes,
Lilah,
the
shower
is
for
naked
Pme.

Besides,
seeing
Lulu
naked
can’t
be
that
traumaPc.

  • 38. Lulu
was
first
for
interest‐sharing.
“Sexy
lamps?”

  • 39. “I’m
a
genie
in
a
bo]le,
baby…”

  • 40. “Haha,
I
never
thought
I’d
hear
that
song
again.

Have
you
been
sleeping
all
right?

I
know
I’m
a
mess
if
I
don’t
get
my
sleep.

You’ve
all
seen
me
higng
up
the
coffee
machine.”



  • 41. “I
have
actually.

AcPve
points.

They’re
a
great
thing.”

  • 42. Elaine
is
wondering
if
Will
and
Lulu
are
done
talking
yet.

  • 43. But
poor
Lulu’s
sPll
worried
about
her
place
in
the
compePPon.

  • 44. “Spatulas?”
Will,
you
were
just
shot
down
over
that
in
the
hot
tub.

  • 45. “I
love
spatulas.

You
can
cook
all
kind
of
things
with
them!”

  • 46. “Wait.

I
think
that’s
the
first
Pme
someone
hasn’t
run
away
when
I’ve
told
a
spatula
joke.”

  • 47. “It’s
kind
of
cute
that
you
keep
bringing
them
up,”
Elaine
said.

“Besides,
you
know
I
like
talking
about
food.”

  • 48. Meanwhile,
Lulu
and
Lilah
had
retreated
to
the
library
and
confessional
room.
“What
can
be
so
shocking
about
that?”

Lilah
remarked.

“It’s
not
even
one
of
the
romance
novels.”
“It’s
Marielle’s
un‐redacted
confessional
diary.”

Lulu
stared
at
it.

“I
had
no
idea
that
she
was
so
messed
up.”

  • 49. Will
conPnued
his
earlier
discussion
of
food
with
Sara.
“All
this
ice
cream
talk
is
sounding
really
good.

Want
to
give
it
a
try
once
this
challenge
is
over?”


  • 50. “Sounds
great!”

Sara
said.

“I’d
love
to
give
it
a
try.

It
sounds
great,
and
I’ve
never
had
ice
cream
before.

I
guess
now
I
could,
since
my
niece’s
jerk
of
a
husband
liXed
Culinary.”
“It’s
great
to
get
that
out
of
the
way,
isn’t
it?”

  • 51. “It
is,”
Sara
said.

“Though
I
haven’t
had
to
worry
about
them
since
I
liXed
mine.

One
of
the
perils
of
heirship.”

  • 52. “True.

We’ve
only
just
reached
the
point
where
it’s
safe
to
move
out,”
Will
said.

“My
uncle
got
out
of
the
house
not
too
long
ago.”

  • 53. When
Will
walked
into
the
library
to
share
interests
with
Lilah,
he
probably
was
not
earning
any
points
by
heardarPng
Elaine.

  • 54. “Sexy
lamps?”

Will
started,
using
the
same
opening
that
he
had
with
Lulu.

  • 55. “NO.

I
AM
NOT
INTERESTED
IN
LAMPS.”

Lilah
ended
the
conversaPon.

  • 56. “Wow.

What
did
I
do
wrong?”

Will
mu]ered.

  • 57. I
can’t
blame
Lilah
for
being
cranky,
though.

AXer
all
this
talk,
she
is
sPll
a
virgin
in
this
hood
aXer
four
whole
days.

  • 58. CONFESSIONAL!!1!
from
Elaine:
I
wonder
how
Rhapsody
is
doing?

We
would
probably
be
good
friends
in
some
neighborhood
or
other.
Random
confessional
is
random,
but
also
accurate.

  • 59. CONFESSIONAL!!1!
from
Lulu:
I
had
this
odd
dream
where
Will
was
a
teddy
bear
and
everyone
else
was
one
of
those
dolls
from
the
li@le
Will
Lloyd
Wright
dollhouses.

I
was
sBll
a
human,
though.

I
think.

Anyway,
that’s
enough
fussing
over
what
that
could
possibly
mean.

It’s
almost
Bme
for
flirBng.

  • 60. CONFESSIONAL!!1!
from
Will:
Why
do
we
have
a
chess
set
in
this
house?

No
one’s
ever
played
chess
on
it.

Is
it
flirBng
Bme
yet?

  • 61. It
was.

AXer
a
sweet
talk
with
Lulu,
the
two
of
them
both
got
crush
hearts
for
the
other.

  • 62. The
next
flirt
was
higng
on
Lulu.

Whatever
Will
said,
Lulu
seemed
to
find
it
amusing.

  • 63. Will
was
also
disappointed
at
the
low‐level
tender
kiss,
but
it’s
best
to
save
the
higher‐level
interacPons
for
later
so
that
you
can
actually
build
up
to
something.

  • 64. Next
up:
Elaine.

She
started
off
with
higher‐level
interacPons
because
she
had
already
accepted
lower‐level
ones.

  • 65. Caresses
can
be
a
li]le
risky,
but
Elaine
accepts.

  • 66. AXer
kissing,
they
didn’t
really
want
to
say
goodbye,
but
it
was
Pme
for
the
next
bachelore]e.

  • 67. Will
tried
to
brush
Lilah’s
hair
out
from
where
it
was
glitching
through
her
face,
but
she
pushed
his
hand
away.

  • 68. “Really?

I’m
the
only
guy—the
only
person
in
the
mulPverse
you’re
not
interested
in?”
“Maybe
I’d
be
interested.

But
this
is
all
just
a
li]le
too
much
monogamy
for
me,”
Lilah
said.

  • 69. “What
do
you
mean?

We’re
all
Romance—well,
except
for
Sara.

I
don’t
need
to
get
married.

I
just
want
to
have
fun.”

  • 70. “I
get
having
fun.

If
you
wanted
to
just
jump
into
the
hot
tub,
I’d
be
up
for
that.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.

But
this
isn’t
fun.”

  • 71. “Why
not?”

Will
asked,
reaching
out
to
touch
Lilah.

“It
could
be.”
“No.

It’s
not.”

She
pushed
him
away.

“It’s
flirPng
with
everyone
twice
and
kissing
everybody
once
and
jumping
through
one
hoop
aXer
another
with
this
darn
challenge.

It’s
trying
to
pretend
you’re
the
only
a]racPve
person
in
this
whole
house.

I
think
if
you
want
woohoo
with
somebody,
you
should
just
do
it.”

  • 72. “So
this
is
it
for
you?”

Will
looked
away
from
Lilah.
“Yeah.”

  • 73. Will
had
some
trouble
gegng
that
encounter
off
his
mind
when
Sara
came
in
for
flirPng.



  • 74. But,
like
Elaine
and
Lulu,
Sara
did
actually
want
to
sPck
around
in
the
challenge.
“I
know
it
didn’t
seem
like
I
was
that
into
it
for
the
first
couple
of
days,”
she
said,
“but
I
like
you.”

  • 75. More
crush
hearts
aXer
their
kiss!

  • 76. When
Will
and
Sara
came
downstairs
for
brunch,
the
other
three
bachelore]es
were
all
talking
about
Lilah.
“Is
that
true
that
she
told
you
she
wanted
out?”

Lulu
asked.

  • 77. “Yeah.

Lilah’s
going
home
today.

Except
if
you’ve
changed
your
mind,”
Will
said
to
her.

  • 78. “No.

I
haven’t.”

Lilah
smiled.

“But
if
you
want
a
good
Pme,
call
me.

That
goes
for
any
of
you.”

  • 79. Day
4
scores:

Elaine:
147
(100/47,
friends
&
crush)
 Lulu:
137
(100/37,
friends
&
crush)
 Sara:
108
(75/33,
friends
&
crush)
 Lilah:
66
(33/33)