“Easily amused? You’re the Pleasure Sim freestyling for ;ps.”
“And your new pain;ng is hanging in midair.”
“Yeah. Also, why aren’t we causing any trouble?”
“We will.” Once Arthur got up the courage to suggest his plan to Sabriel, that was.
Yes, you can has hot tub ;me. That is, if your name is Faye, Lulu, or Elaine.
Elaine and Faye would both like to skip to the kissing.
Thankfully, Will is aware that he can’t actually ﬂirt with any of them right now without massive boinging noises and ge[ng
slapped and thought‐ﬂamed throughout the challenge. He limits things to splashing Elaine.
“Hello? I’m here. Can we talk about something other than kissing? I’m deﬁnitely looking forward to it, but that’s not un;l the
morning aPer next.”
Elaine and Faye: KISSING KISSING KISSING KISSING.
“Okay, maybe we should talk about something else. For now.”
*prepares stalking strategy for immediately aPer the hot tub*
For now, we’ll check in on the bacheloreRes who missed the tub.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Sara
I want a sculpture. My Fortune Sim, let me show you it.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Lilah
Will came up with a topic: “Favorite vaca;on des;na;on: Takemizu, Three Lakes, or Twikkii? Go.”
“Well, maybe I want to decide where to go honeymooning.”
“I like Twikkii Island,” Elaine said. “My mom used to have a beach house there.”
“Me too,” Lulu answered. “No doubt about it. Lots of sun and lots of fun.”
“Sounds like it’s almost a consensus,” Will said. “I can’t argue with eternal summer one bit aPer living in eternal winter. What
about you, Faye?”
“Hmm? Yeah, Twikkii,” she said before going back to her conversa;on with Lulu about work.
APer that, the conversa;on turned to life;me wants. They quickly discovered that in this neighborhood, Faye was the only one in
the house with a career LTW (Visionary). Lulu wanted 20 Lovers, and Will and Elaine wanted 20 WooHoos.
Elaine will be ge[ng a reroll. That’s not very Squeaky Clean.
But they had to get out of the hot tub soon aPer. ARempts at stalking commenced. Elaine and Faye both aRempted to ﬂirt with
Will in front of each other and Lulu. I did not feel like ins;ga;ng a slapfest, so all aRempts at roman;c interac;ons in front of
other bacheloreRes immediately got nixed.
As demonstrated here, Elaine ﬁnally managed to choose a platonic ac;vity.
Lilah’s aspira;on is tanking. She hasn’t woohooed with anyone in three days. Maybe she just realized she’s s;ll a virgin in this
She goes outside to take it out on Faye, and we have our ﬁrst oﬃcial ﬁght.
Lilah is probably using this as an excuse to cop a feel.
“Girls are ﬁgh;ng? Over me?”
No, I don’t think so.
“I’m surprised you’re playing catch with me. It doesn’t seem like something that’d be part of your overall stalking strategy.”
“I’ve got to ﬁnd something to do when the bachelor has only two ac;ve points and has to have his evening coﬀee.”
CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Lulu
Today is going be@er than yesterday did. I think I’ve sBll got a chance aCer all!
She’s deﬁnitely stepping up her stalking game.
“Congratula;ons on being hot!”
“Thanks. Can I pee now?”
No one will be surprised that Elaine is singing this:
How does she know you love her?
How does she know she’s yours?
It’s not enough to take the one you love for granted
You must remind her, or she’ll be inclined to say
How do I know he loves me?
How do I know he’s mine?
Well, does he leave a li@le note to tell you you are on his mind?
Send you yellow ﬂowers when the sky is gray?
He’ll ﬁnd a new way to show you a li@le bit every day
That’s how you know
That’s how you know he’s your love
Perhaps it’s the talk of clothing and badassery that makes this song appropriate:
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigare@es
I want a girl with the right allocaBons
Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s puUng up her hair
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
I think Sara requires something by the Beach Boys.
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kind of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the States
Back to the cutest girls in the world
I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls
CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Will
This has been fun, but my throat hurts, and I need to go to bed. So just a quick shout out to Lily, Arthur, and Sabriel. Hope you’re
having fun watching.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Elaine
I’m worried about Faye. It seems like this whole ﬁght business is geUng to her.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1! from Faye
Can’t this be a normal Bachelor Challenge without someone out for my blood?
Today, Lilah accepts her ﬂirt. Thank goodness. I was worried about her.
“Um…your boobs look bigger today than they were yesterday. I like it.”
Sara’s next. Will is his usual charming self. Like with Lilah, he doesn’t seem to realize where Sara’s eyes are.
“Yes, I was having some trouble ﬁguring out where your eyes are…but they’re up there. And you are very cute.”
“Lulu, I think you’re looking especially preRy today.”
AWWWWWWW shy ﬂirts.
“So you do like me?”
“Of course I do!”
Faye accepts her ﬁrst ﬂirt, but her heart doesn’t seem to be in it.
“I’m sick of all this ﬁgh;ng,” Faye said. “Lilah and I have been at each other’s throats ever since we ﬁrst got to the house. If I’m
just going to be slapping and ge[ng slapped, I don’t want to be here. You seem like a good guy, but it’s not worth it.”
Will didn’t know what to say. “I want you to stay,” he said, “but I know I’d hate all the slapping, too. So…let me know if you
change your mind…okay?”
Why is it that it’s always Elaine’s turn right aPer someone rejects a ﬂirt?
Anyway, she’s not going to reject hers. We have our ﬁrst crush hearts of the challenge.
It’s really nice to see Elaine looking so happy.
“Congratula;ons on ﬁgh;ng Faye!”
“Why are you congratula;ng me? I lost.”
Well, you seem to have accomplished the broader objec;ve of ge[ng her out of the compe;;on. Maybe Lulu’s just admiring
Will was just asking Lulu how her morning was going and listening to her talk about playing catch with Lilah when she walked in:
“YAY I’M SO GLAD TO BE DONE WITH KARAOKE THAT I JUST THREW MY ARM THROUGH THE WINDOW!”
+ “Like A Virgin” – Madonna
+ “Don’t Stop Believing” – Journey
+ “That’s How You Know” – Enchanted
+ “Short Skirt Long Jacket” – Cake
+ “California Girls” – The Beach boys