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    Zombies are not Michael Jackson or the dead returned to life. They are not un-killable playthings whose each piece is capable of malevolent action. That would be ridiculous. Zombies are not capable of performing in dance numbers.

    Zombies are not Michael Jackson or the dead returned to life. They are not un-killable playthings whose each piece is capable of malevolent action. That would be ridiculous. Zombies are not capable of performing in dance numbers.

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    When a mommy and daddy zombie love each other very much...

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits

    Look to Zombie spoof movies for the “normal” traits





































































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    1. Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse chorn@chorn.com twitter.com/chorn Except where otherwise noted, this presentation is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 License.
    2. Why?
    3. Why? • Critical Thinking exercise
    4. Why? • Critical Thinking exercise • Fun
    5. Why? • Critical Thinking exercise • Fun • It’s really going to happen and you should take this very very seriously
    6. Definitions
    7. Zombies are not... These images are copyright some douche bag companies.
    8. Zombies are not... These images are copyright some douche bag companies.
    9. Zombies are not... These images are copyright some douche bag companies.
    10. Sources of Zombies
    11. Sources of Zombies • Biologic
    12. Sources of Zombies • Biologic • T-Virus
    13. Sources of Zombies • Biologic • T-Virus • “Rage”
    14. Sources of Zombies • Biologic • T-Virus • “Rage” • Rabies
    15. Sources of Zombies • Biologic • T-Virus • “Rage” • Rabies
    16. Sources of Zombies • Biologic • T-Virus • “Rage” • Rabies
    17. Sources of Zombies • • Biologic Invasive • T-Virus • “Rage” • Rabies
    18. Sources of Zombies • • Biologic Invasive • • T-Virus Robotification • “Rage” • Rabies
    19. Sources of Zombies • • Biologic Invasive • • T-Virus Robotification • • “Rage” Bugification • Rabies
    20. What is a Zombie?
    21. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive
    22. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Hungry (Brains)
    23. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Hungry (Brains) • Primal
    24. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Hungry (Brains) • Primal • Don’t feel pain
    25. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Hungry (Brains) • Primal • Don’t feel pain • Don’t rest
    26. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Hungry (Brains) • Primal • Don’t feel pain • Don’t rest • Don’t stop
    27. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Hungry (Brains) • Primal • Don’t feel pain • Don’t rest • Don’t stop • Difficult to kill
    28. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Evil • Hungry (Brains) • Primal • Don’t feel pain • Don’t rest • Don’t stop • Difficult to kill
    29. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Evil • Hungry (Brains) • Mobs • Primal • Don’t feel pain • Don’t rest • Don’t stop • Difficult to kill
    30. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Evil • Hungry (Brains) • Mobs • Primal • Dumb • Don’t feel pain • Don’t rest • Don’t stop • Difficult to kill
    31. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Evil • Hungry (Brains) • Mobs • Primal • Dumb • Don’t feel pain • Clumsy • Don’t rest • Don’t stop • Difficult to kill
    32. What is a Zombie? • Aggressive • Evil • Hungry (Brains) • Mobs • Primal • Dumb • Don’t feel pain • Clumsy • Don’t rest • NASCAR fans • Don’t stop • Difficult to kill
    33. Short Term Survival • Transition from personal survival to group survival
    34. Equipment
    35. Equipment • Guns!
    36. Equipment • Guns! • Ammo?
    37. Equipment • Guns! • Ammo? • Knives (Machete)
    38. Equipment • Guns! • Ammo? • Knives (Machete) • Explosives (IEDs)
    39. Equipment • Guns! • Ammo? • Knives (Machete) • Explosives (IEDs) • Molotov Coctails
    40. Equipment • Guns! • Ammo? • Knives (Machete) • Explosives (IEDs) • Molotov Coctails • Barricades
    41. Equipment • • Guns! Trucks (Mobility) • Ammo? • Knives (Machete) • Explosives (IEDs) • Molotov Coctails • Barricades
    42. Equipment • • Guns! Trucks (Mobility) • • Ammo? PPEs • Knives (Machete) • Explosives (IEDs) • Molotov Coctails • Barricades
    43. Equipment • • Guns! Trucks (Mobility) • • Ammo? PPEs • • Knives (Machete) Body Armor • Explosives (IEDs) • Molotov Coctails • Barricades
    44. Equipment • • Guns! Trucks (Mobility) • • Ammo? PPEs • • Knives (Machete) Body Armor • • Explosives (IEDs) Portable Food • Molotov Coctails • Barricades
    45. Equipment • • Guns! Trucks (Mobility) • • Ammo? PPEs • • Knives (Machete) Body Armor • • Explosives (IEDs) Portable Food • • Molotov Coctails Sneakers • Barricades
    46. Equipment • • Guns! Trucks (Mobility) • • Ammo? PPEs • • Knives (Machete) Body Armor • • Explosives (IEDs) Portable Food • • Molotov Coctails Sneakers • • Barricades Radio / CB / HAM
    47. Tactics
    48. Tactics • Run
    49. Tactics • Run • Drive
    50. Tactics • Run • Drive • Conserve Ammo
    51. Tactics • Run • Drive • Conserve Ammo • Skip the squad tactics
    52. Tactics • Run • Drive • Conserve Ammo • Skip the squad tactics • Don’t sleep
    53. Tactics • Run • Kill your wounded • Drive • Conserve Ammo • Skip the squad tactics • Don’t sleep
    54. Tactics • Run • Kill your wounded • Drive • Find other people • Conserve Ammo • Skip the squad tactics • Don’t sleep
    55. Tactics • Run • Kill your wounded • Drive • Find other people • Conserve Ammo • Get out of the city • Skip the squad tactics • Don’t sleep
    56. Tactics • Run • Kill your wounded • Drive • Find other people • Conserve Ammo • Get out of the city • Skip the squad • Boats! tactics • Don’t sleep
    57. Tactics • Run • Kill your wounded • Drive • Find other people • Conserve Ammo • Get out of the city • Skip the squad • Boats! tactics • Don’t sleep • PPEs, duct tape
    58. Bad News
    59. Bad News • Eventually you have to sleep • You might be all alone • They just keep coming • You might be hurt • You can’t outrun “fast” zombies
    60. Mid Term Survival • Transition to large groups and permanent survival
    61. Equipment
    62. Equipment • Gun care supplies
    63. Equipment • Gun care supplies • Ammo
    64. Equipment • Gun care supplies • Ammo • Tools
    65. Equipment • Gun care supplies • Ammo • Tools • Fortification supplies
    66. Equipment • Gun care supplies • Ammo • Tools • Fortification supplies • Batteries
    67. Equipment • Gun care supplies • Ammo • Tools • Fortification supplies • Batteries • Generators
    68. Equipment • • Gun care supplies Fuel • Ammo • Tools • Fortification supplies • Batteries • Generators
    69. Equipment • • Gun care supplies Fuel • • Ammo Tires • Tools • Fortification supplies • Batteries • Generators
    70. Equipment • • Gun care supplies Fuel • • Ammo Tires • • Tools Trucks • Fortification supplies • Batteries • Generators
    71. Equipment • • Gun care supplies Fuel • • Ammo Tires • • Tools Trucks • • Fortification supplies Flame Throwers • Batteries • Generators
    72. Tactics
    73. Tactics • Choose a structure that already has security features
    74. Tactics • Choose a structure that already has security features • Be close to supplies
    75. Tactics • Choose a structure that already has security features • Be close to supplies • Let people know you're alive and where you are
    76. Tactics • Choose a structure that already has security features • Be close to supplies • Let people know you're alive and where you are • Plan and execute raids for supplies
    77. Tactics • • Choose a structure that The power is going to already has security fail features • Be close to supplies • Let people know you're alive and where you are • Plan and execute raids for supplies
    78. Tactics • • Choose a structure that The power is going to already has security fail features • Make contact with other • Be close to supplies survivors and the gov’t • Let people know you're alive and where you are • Plan and execute raids for supplies
    79. Tactics • • Choose a structure that The power is going to already has security fail features • Make contact with other • Be close to supplies survivors and the gov’t • • Let people know you're Make plans for a alive and where you are permanent settlement • Plan and execute raids for supplies
    80. Tactics • • Choose a structure that The power is going to already has security fail features • Make contact with other • Be close to supplies survivors and the gov’t • • Let people know you're Make plans for a alive and where you are permanent settlement • • Plan and execute raids Quarantine everyone for supplies who gets to you
    81. Bad News
    82. Bad News • You are unlikely to make it this far
    83. Bad News • You are unlikely to make it this far • You are about to be nuked
    84. Bad News • You are unlikely to make it this far • You are about to be nuked • You have an incredibly small margin of error
    85. Bad News • You are unlikely to make it this far • You are about to be nuked • You have an incredibly small margin of error • Your compound is likely to be breached
    86. Bad News • • You are unlikely to make Lord of the Flies it this far • You are about to be nuked • You have an incredibly small margin of error • Your compound is likely to be breached
    87. Long Term Survival
    88. Long Term Survival • How long do Zombies live?
    89. Long Term Survival • How long do Zombies live? • What if they procreate?
    90. Long Term Survival • How long do Zombies live? • What if they procreate? • What if there is no one coming to rescue you?
    91. Equipment
    92. Equipment • Island
    93. Equipment • Island • Farmers
    94. Equipment • Island • Farmers • Zombie squads
    95. Equipment • Island • Farmers • Zombie squads • MacGuyvered zombie killing machines
    96. Equipment • Island • Farmers • Zombie squads • MacGuyvered zombie killing machines • Medical Supplies
    97. Equipment • Island • Farmers • Zombie squads • MacGuyvered zombie killing machines • Medical Supplies • Stuff to rebuild a society
    98. Tactics
    99. Tactics • Let people re-specialize
    100. Tactics • Let people re-specialize • Make contact with other communities
    101. Tactics • Let people re-specialize • Make contact with other communities • You are still at war
    102. Tactics • Let people re-specialize • Make contact with other communities • You are still at war • Bring the zombies to you
    103. Tactics • Let people re-specialize • Make contact with other communities • You are still at war • Bring the zombies to you • Hunt and kill zombies
    104. Bad News
    105. Bad News • The Zombies might not die on their own
    106. Bad News • The Zombies might not die on their own • People are idiots
    107. Bad News • The Zombies might not die on their own • People are idiots • Little or nothing is in your favor
    108. Bad News • The Zombies might not die on their own • People are idiots • Little or nothing is in your favor • You’re probably already a zombie, maybe zombie life isn’t that bad?
    109. Life as a Zombie
    110. Life as a Zombie
    111. • YOUR • PENIS • WON’T • WORK
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