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  • 1. Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: q.t
  • 2. Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
  • 3. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.                          
  • 4. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink........................                               
  • 5. Drink: Wine (does not include Breezers) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: Breezers Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.                           
  • 6. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!                                   
  • 7. Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.                                   
  • 8. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:            
  • 9. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid
  • 10. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
  • 11. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
  • 12. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
  • 13. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.                                       
  • 14. Breezers: He's gay

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