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Why I like retirement

  1. 1. 背景音樂 Music : Summer Place ─ Andy Williams 為什麼我喜歡退休 Why I like retirement 翻編‧配樂:老編西歪 changcy0326
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  3. 3. 問:一星期有多少天? Q : How many days in a week? <ul><li>答: 6 個星期六, 1 個星期天 </li></ul><ul><li>A :  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday </li></ul>
  4. 4. 問:退休人員何時上床睡覺? Q : When is a retiree's bedtime? <ul><li>答:躺在長沙發打盹三個小時之後 。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : Three hours after he falls asleep on </li></ul><ul><li>the couch . </li></ul>
  5. 5. 問:換一個電燈泡須要多少退休人員? Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? <ul><li>答:只要一個人,但是可能要花一整天時間。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : Only one, but it might take all day. </li></ul>
  6. 6. 問:什麼是退休人員最大的牢騷? Q : What's the biggest gripe of retirees ? <ul><li>答:每件事情都沒有足够時間去完成 . </li></ul><ul><li>A : There is not enough time to get </li></ul><ul><li>everything done . </li></ul>
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  8. 8. 問:為什麼退休人員不介意叫他老人? Q : Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? <ul><li>答:因為可以享受公車免費、航空機票半價 </li></ul><ul><li>、捷運四折及免繳健保費。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : The term comes with a 10% percent </li></ul><ul><li>discount . </li></ul>
  9. 9. 問:退休人員怎樣才被認為是服裝整齊? Q : Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? <ul><li>答:鞋帶已經綁好。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : Tied shoes. </li></ul>
  10. 10. 問:為什麼退休人員老是在數零錢? Q : Why do retirees count pennies <ul><li>答:這是他們唯一有時間做的事情。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : They are the only ones who have the </li></ul><ul><li>time. </li></ul>
  11. 11. 問:怎麼稱呼 喜歡工作而拒絕退休的人? Q : What is the common term for someonewho enjoys work and refuses to retire ? <ul><li>答: 瘋子 ! </li></ul><ul><li>A : NUTS ! </li></ul>
  12. 12. 問: 為什麼退休人員不急於清理地下室、 頂樓或車庫? Q : Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage ? <ul><li>答: 他們知道,當他們清理之後,他們的 </li></ul><ul><li>孩子 們 會將物件堆放在那裡。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : They know that as soon as they do, </li></ul><ul><li>one of their adult kids will want to </li></ul><ul><li>store stuff there. </li></ul>
  13. 13. 問:退休人員對於冗長午餐的看法怎樣? Q : What do retirees call a long lunch? <ul><li>答:這是正常不過的事 。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : Normal. </li></ul>
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  15. 15. 問: 什麼是描述退休的最佳方式? Q : What is the best way to describe retirement?   <ul><li>答:整天都是泡茶休閒時間。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : The never ending Coffee Break </li></ul>
  16. 16. 問:退休人員回到學校進修的最大的好 處是什麼? Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? <ul><li>答: 如果您逃學,不會有人通知您父母。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : If you cut classes, no one calls your </li></ul><ul><li>parents. </li></ul>
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  18. 18. 問:為什麼退休人員經常說他沒有錯過工 作,但錯過曾經與他一起工作的人? Q : Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? <ul><li>答:他太謙虛了,所以無法說出整個真相 。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : He is too polite to tell the whole </li></ul><ul><li>truth.   </li></ul>
  19. 19. 問:您整個星期都在做什麼? Q : What do you do all week? <ul><li>答:星期一到星期五什麼也沒做,星期六及 </li></ul><ul><li>星期天休息。 </li></ul><ul><li>A : Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday </li></ul><ul><li>& Sunday I rest. </li></ul>
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  21. 21. 您覺得退休如何? How you feel retirement ? <ul><li>將這篇分享給您知道的退休人員。 </li></ul><ul><li>我肯定他們會認同其中某些項目 ! </li></ul><ul><li>如果您尚未退休,您也必須瞭解退休後的一些情況。 </li></ul><ul><li>Share this one with all the retirees that you know. </li></ul><ul><li>I'm sure they can relate to some of them! </li></ul><ul><li>AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to. </li></ul>
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  23. 23. <ul><li>幸福是去旅遊,不只是抵達目的地, </li></ul><ul><li>沒有比 現在 更愉快的了 ....... </li></ul><ul><li>活著並享受此刻美好時光。 </li></ul><ul><li>Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, </li></ul><ul><li>there is no better time to be happy than NOW ....... </li></ul><ul><li>Live and enjoy the moment. </li></ul>
  24. 24. Hope see you again 期待下次再見 T h e E n d

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