1. Why running Windows like Hell:
Hell Windows
It’s eternal Just about the time you get your system
running well a newer “better” version
comes out.
You burn forever but are never consumed Each new release or patch introduces new
flaws and torments
Your fate is in the hands of Satan Your fate is in the hands of Microsoft
You don’t have to go to hell Windows is everywhere and there is no
escaping it
Satan tempts you with things you want Microsoft also tempts you with things you
want but you seldom get them and instead
just get more problems
You choose to go there You have no choice – resistance is futile
Hell is free Windows you pay for over and over again
about every three years or so.
