…….. Adam Cortez IS the most interesting lawyer in the world.OR……... Adam Cortez is HIS lawyer.
I rely on Adam Cortez to solve my deepest issues, and after all … “I am the Most Interesting Man in the World. Period. Except, of course, for Adam. You heard me.“ : The Most Interesting Man in the World 2011 Never has a more important lawyer appeared on the legal scene than Adam Cortez, he is the most interesting man in the world’s lawyer, who of course is the most interesting lawyer in the world.
Adam Cortez is so charismatic that debonair tried to change places with the word Charisma in the dictionary.
Sometimes Adam Cortez wears two pair of sunglasses just to protect the sun. Of course there is no life on the Sun, Adam’s legal expertise has already been there. Rainbows follow Adam just to make you feel better about him kicking your enemy’s ass. Black clouds run from him. Where Adam walks, flowers grow. ‘Stay innocent, my friend’.
CORTEZ means “I will kick your ass” in 256 languages. Adam once did a deal with The devil, the devil lost and is afraid to make an appeal. Adam is so hot even the devil doesn’t want to tangle with him.
There is a secret that the world has been keeping that can no longer be kept, (and the world’s most interesting man in the world is now willing to release it to you) the world’s most interesting lawyer, Adam Cortez, lives, breathes and practices in San Antonio. Even other sharks advertise for Adam Cortez.
Adam’s pen is the most interesting device in the world… second only to his Blackberry.
Yes,…it is true that sometimes even your mothers friends will create a legal infraction just out of jealousy and desire to speak to Adam.
Sometimes Adam’s opposing prosecutors (otherwise known as ‘The Man’) will take him out for drinks just to find out if they will win or lose. Brad Pitt uses Adam Cortez to defend his good looks.
Adam Cortez once thought about running for President but Congress called him and said they would just do what he says.
Adam Cortez sometimes will yell ’BANG’ and the truly guilty die on the spot, the innocent immediately become clients. Adam put a restraining order on sleep just to defend you 24/7. Clients give their right and left arm out of courtesy.
Falsely accused Angels even request Adam Cortez as legal counsel. When Adam walks into courtrooms Judges stand. Adam Cortez made Madonna go straight. Adam does work for free, it’s up to you if it’s your first or second born.
The ABA uses Adam Cortez for legal counsel. Judges often question him just because he is interesting.
Adam once gave peace a rest. Adam gave Al Gore credit for the internet but we all know that Adam Cortez is ‘The Internet”. Time Magazine once interviewed Adam Cortez but realized they would have to come back in 2014 to re-interview him for winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
When Adam Cortes goes swimming, the sharks hide. Endangered species use Adam Cortez for representation. Adam didn’t go to law school, law school came to him. Even Adam’s