Julian James Durum McConnell's Birth Story

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This is a story I wrote for my son Julian.

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Julian James Durum McConnell's Birth Story

  1. 1. This is the story ofJulian James Durum McConnell Born March 7, 2012
  2. 2. Your life began one night after a Phish concert…
  3. 3. When this woman …
  4. 4. And this man …
  5. 5. Well, you know.
  6. 6. And you grew and grew…
  7. 7. And we had parties for you even thoughyou didn’t show up – but everyonebrought you presents…
  8. 8. Obviously, this is before Daddy’s haircutReally cool presents, too!
  9. 9. Scary narrow trail overlooking steep drop to frigid riverAnd Mommy insisted on taking hikes, long,treacherous hikes, to try and make you comeout (you can ask her about this idea yourself)
  10. 10. It must have worked, because one night,she couldn’t stop dancing…
  11. 11. And she felt really bad…
  12. 12. Cute Dog Fat cat And the animals could tell there was something wrong, so they followed her around.
  13. 13. It’s calledsympathypains, but itbasicallymeansDaddy’scrazy And Daddy felt Mommy’s pain, too
  14. 14. She dranksome booze,too. Butdon’t worry,you shouldbe okay (wehope) Mommy tried to relieve some of the pain by taking a bath…
  15. 15. Juice And another bath at the birth center. This bath was in a big pool in which she moaned in agony for hours and hours.
  16. 16. NoticeBut you finally arrived! dome shape
  17. 17. With all this goo on you, too.
  18. 18. And we were happy.
  19. 19. Daddy needs to work out some more, and he knows.Daddy got to hold you, skin to skin…
  20. 20. And we weighed you (7 Ibs 14 ozs)and we measured you (21 ¼ inches)
  21. 21. But mostly we held you and looked at you.
  22. 22. Andrea, the nurse Suzanna, the midwifeAnd we were happy!
  23. 23. And Nana held you…
  24. 24. And Cowboy Tex held you…
  25. 25. Painfully adorable outfitAnd we brought you home thevery same night.
  26. 26. Bundle of JoyYou slept off and on…
  27. 27. But Mommy didn’t.(Daddy might have gotten a few hours.)
  28. 28. THE END(Of the beginning)
  29. 29. (I just had to include this picture)

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