In the Planet Manchurion…<br />
Dumbos!! What took U so Long to see my tweet??<br />
Errr… We were  chatting on Spaceb…<br />
…on Spacebitto Orb. Fighting the Goddamn<br />Jedis…<br />
The What Orb???<br />
The Spacebitto Orb. The one on the 248th Sector…<br />
Very well then. Time to kick the asses of the Naboo losers!<br />
Tweet all of the dumb clones  and  assemble ‘em! Its, WAR baby!!!<br />
OkieDokes!<br />
That Was Close!!<br />
Whatta Loser!!!<br />
Should Check Google Galaxy for Spacebitto!<br />
And So…<br />
Dude…<br />
What??!<br />
Did we Overdo it on Spacebook??!…<br />
Nahhh! Its was that Nitwit!!<br />
Zoooooooooooinnn…..<br />
oooooinnnng…….<br />
Your Highness!!<br />
Yes, Its me Dumbvader!!<br />I heard it alright!<br />
Troops Ready?<br />
Yes, Your Highness.<br />
Last time, the guy puked all over while on Spaceship<br />
Take tissue and a Vomit bag with ya!<br />
Will do, Your Highness!<br />
That Old  piece of Sh…<br />
Did you call me Dumbvader??<br />
No,Your Highness!!<br />
Hmmm… Alright then, poke me after ya finish with it…<br />
And So…<br />
Surrender, Queen Padme!!! We caught you by surprise!! Ha haha…<br />Baaahhh… Can anything be more Repulsive???!<br />
Do You think So??<br />That Reminds me the Pointy Eared Guy in Startrek!<br />
WHAAAA…<br />
AAAAAAAAA…<br />
AAAAAAAAAAAA…<br />
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…<br />
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT ??!!!!!<br />
Holy Mother of Kamino! How on Naboo did you get these guys here ??!!!!!<br />
Well, 3 <br />Naboo-Days Ago…<br />
ZOOM!!!!<br />
Baaaahhh!!!!<br />
In the Planet Tandoorion…<br />
That Son of a.. Set Us up and chatting over SB*… I am gonna<br />
…rape his Farm with my Mafia...<br />
…and Kill his Sheep…<br />
…murder his Horses…<br />
…Break his barn…<br />
…screw his pigs…<br />
…and fry his ducks…<br />
…crap his chicken…<br />
…burn his trees…<br />
…and the Ms.Ugly…<br />
…Wait till I Strike!!!<br />
Agaaaaaaaaaa….<br />
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiin…<br />
Hey, Who the Hell turned Down the Lights???!!<br />
The Empire Will Strike Back Again!!!<br />
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A funny imaginary setting where Star Wars happens partly online, on the Social Networking Site, Spacebook ! See what Dumbvader has to offer to you!!

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  1. 1.
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  3. 3. In the Planet Manchurion…<br />
  4. 4. Dumbos!! What took U so Long to see my tweet??<br />
  5. 5. Errr… We were chatting on Spaceb…<br />
  6. 6. …on Spacebitto Orb. Fighting the Goddamn<br />Jedis…<br />
  7. 7. The What Orb???<br />
  8. 8. The Spacebitto Orb. The one on the 248th Sector…<br />
  9. 9. Very well then. Time to kick the asses of the Naboo losers!<br />
  10. 10. Tweet all of the dumb clones and assemble ‘em! Its, WAR baby!!!<br />
  11. 11. OkieDokes!<br />
  12. 12. That Was Close!!<br />
  13. 13. Whatta Loser!!!<br />
  14. 14. Should Check Google Galaxy for Spacebitto!<br />
  15. 15. And So…<br />
  16. 16.
  17. 17.
  18. 18.
  19. 19.
  20. 20.
  21. 21.
  22. 22.
  23. 23.
  24. 24. Dude…<br />
  25. 25. What??!<br />
  26. 26. Did we Overdo it on Spacebook??!…<br />
  27. 27. Nahhh! Its was that Nitwit!!<br />
  28. 28. Zoooooooooooinnn…..<br />
  29. 29. oooooinnnng…….<br />
  30. 30. Your Highness!!<br />
  31. 31. Yes, Its me Dumbvader!!<br />I heard it alright!<br />
  32. 32. Troops Ready?<br />
  33. 33. Yes, Your Highness.<br />
  34. 34. Last time, the guy puked all over while on Spaceship<br />
  35. 35. Take tissue and a Vomit bag with ya!<br />
  36. 36. Will do, Your Highness!<br />
  37. 37. That Old piece of Sh…<br />
  38. 38. Did you call me Dumbvader??<br />
  39. 39. No,Your Highness!!<br />
  40. 40. Hmmm… Alright then, poke me after ya finish with it…<br />
  41. 41. And So…<br />
  42. 42. Surrender, Queen Padme!!! We caught you by surprise!! Ha haha…<br />Baaahhh… Can anything be more Repulsive???!<br />
  43. 43. Do You think So??<br />That Reminds me the Pointy Eared Guy in Startrek!<br />
  44. 44. WHAAAA…<br />
  45. 45. AAAAAAAAA…<br />
  46. 46. AAAAAAAAAAAA…<br />
  47. 47. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…<br />
  48. 48. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT ??!!!!!<br />
  49. 49. Holy Mother of Kamino! How on Naboo did you get these guys here ??!!!!!<br />
  50. 50. Well, 3 <br />Naboo-Days Ago…<br />
  51. 51.
  52. 52. ZOOM!!!!<br />
  53. 53. Baaaahhh!!!!<br />
  54. 54. In the Planet Tandoorion…<br />
  55. 55. That Son of a.. Set Us up and chatting over SB*… I am gonna<br />
  56. 56. …rape his Farm with my Mafia...<br />
  57. 57. …and Kill his Sheep…<br />
  58. 58. …murder his Horses…<br />
  59. 59. …Break his barn…<br />
  60. 60. …screw his pigs…<br />
  61. 61. …and fry his ducks…<br />
  62. 62. …crap his chicken…<br />
  63. 63. …burn his trees…<br />
  64. 64. …and the Ms.Ugly…<br />
  65. 65. …Wait till I Strike!!!<br />
  66. 66. Agaaaaaaaaaa….<br />
  67. 67. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiin…<br />
  68. 68.
  69. 69.
  70. 70.
  71. 71.
  72. 72.
  73. 73. Hey, Who the Hell turned Down the Lights???!!<br />
  74. 74. The Empire Will Strike Back Again!!!<br />
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