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  • 1. Funny Killer English Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " ************ ********* *** Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ************ ********* *** once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.." ************ ********* *** "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." ************ ********* *** don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... ************ ********* ***
  • 2. it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) ************ ********* *** teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! ************ ********* *** "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" ************ ********* *** My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" ************ ********* *** "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board ************ ********* ***
  • 3. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" ************ ********* *** LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" ************ ********* *** Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" ************ ********* *** Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ************ ********* *** "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" ************ ********* *** Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
  • 4. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? ************ ********* *** Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" ************ ********* ***