30 Funny Quotes Acted By Santa Claus


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30 Funny Quotes Acted By Santa Claus

  1. 1. FunnyQuotesActed By Santa Claus
  2. 2. Life is like a ten speedbicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz
  3. 3. If you ride like theres no tomorrow, there wont be. ~Author Unknown
  4. 4. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~Mac McCleary
  5. 5. "When everythings coming your way,youre in the wrong lane." --unknown
  6. 6. "If you wish to travel far and fast,travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears." --Glenn Clark
  7. 7. The three worst things to hear in the cockpit: The second officer says, "Oh shit!" The first officer says, "I have an idea!" The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"
  8. 8. A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in whichadventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell
  9. 9. Adventure is not outside man; it is within. - George Eliot
  10. 10. Adventure withoutrisk is Disneyland. - Doug Coupland
  11. 11. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning,and yet Im happy. I cant figureit out. What am I doing right??? - Charles Schulz
  12. 12. Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when theres no one watching you. - Tom Lehrer
  13. 13. Everybody knows if you are too carefulyou are so occupied in being careful thatyou are sure to stumble over something. - Gertrude Stein
  14. 14. The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. - Brian Tracy
  15. 15. Always smile itmakes people wonder what youre up to!
  16. 16. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. - Rodney Dangerfield
  17. 17. Too much ofa good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West
  18. 18. Friendship isnt a big thing- its a million little things. ~ Unknown
  19. 19. People think Im crazy, but actually Im just bored.
  20. 20. I dont care what you think of me... it couldnt be half as bad as what I think of you.
  21. 21. When you are involved in an accident and someone asks, "are you alright?" say back "Yes fine thanks, Ill just pick up my limps and be off".
  22. 22. What is the meaning of life? To be happy and useful. - Tenzin Gyatso
  23. 23. When life hands you lemons,bust out the tequilla and salt!
  24. 24. You can usually tell whenIm happy by the fact that Ive gained weight.
  25. 25. Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
  26. 26. If you are what you eat, youre fast, cheap, and easy.
  27. 27. Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. - Don Marquis
  28. 28. Sometimes we know we shouldnt and thats exactly why we do.
  29. 29. Easier to climb up,than to just hang on. - Ronald Harwood
  30. 30. Kid, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
  31. 31. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. - Homer Simpson
  32. 32. Wishing You A Merry Christmas!!! Sompong Yusoontorn