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  • 1. 25 Quotes That Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • 2. I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. ~ Mother Teresa
  • 3. I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
  • 4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
  • 5. The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
  • 6. Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
  • 7. In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
  • 8. Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
  • 9. When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
  • 10. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Alison Boulter.
  • 11. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
  • 12. It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
  • 13. To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
  • 14. Sometimes the best response is a smile and a one-fingered salute!!!
  • 15. When life kicks you in the ass, roll up your sleeves and kick it back. Never let someone bring you down when you’re up and never sink to a lower level to be something or someone you're not. You never have to impress someone that you don't like.
  • 16. Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
  • 17. The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
  • 18. The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
  • 19. I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. - Charles M. Schulz
  • 20. "It's gonna be ok.".. "Yeah..because it's not happening to you.."
  • 21. Life says, "You look so happy. Let me see what I can do about that."
  • 22. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
  • 23. Never say, "That won't happen to me." Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
  • 24. "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
  • 25. "In life you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both." Thank You Very Much Sompong Yusoontorn