25
Quotes That Make
You Laugh Out Loud
I know God will not
give me anything I
can't handle. I just
wish that He didn't
trust me so much.

~ Mother Teresa
I'm old enough to know
better, but young enough
to do it anyway.
Never take

life seriously.
Nobody gets
out alive anyway.
The secret of success
is to go from mistake to
mistake without losing
your enthusiasm.
Always have something beautiful in
sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
In life, we must find happiness.
I've been looking everywhere
and still haven't found it.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you
take, but by the number of moments that take your
breath away.
When I stare at the sky, I
see you. When I stare out
into the ocean, I see you.
When I'm looking at the
moon, I see you. G...
Always remember you're
unique, just like everyone
else. Alison Boulter.
Friends come and go, but enemies
remain and build up.
It's not important to
win, it's important to
make the other guy lose.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it
on someone else, that's even more human.
Sometimes the best response is a
smile and a one-fingered salute!!!
When life kicks you in the ass, roll up
your sleeves and kick it back. Never let
someone bring you down when you’re
up and...
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days
you're the statue, just live with it.
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must
also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
The secret to happiness is not to do what
makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what
you're already doing.
I think I've discovered
the secret of life, you
just hang around until
you get used to it.
- Charles M. Schulz
"It's gonna be ok.".. "Yeah..because
it's not happening to you.."
Life says, "You look so
happy. Let me see what
I can do about that."
Experience is what
you get when you
don't get what you
want.
Never say, "That
won't happen to
me." Life has
a funny way of
proving us wrong.
"When everything is coming your
way, you're in the wrong lane."
"In life you will meet
two kinds of people.
Ones who build you
up, and ones who tear
you down. But in the
end, you will th...
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25 Quotes That Make You LOL

  1. 1. 25 Quotes That Make You Laugh Out Loud
  2. 2. I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. ~ Mother Teresa
  3. 3. I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
  4. 4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
  5. 5. The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
  6. 6. Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
  7. 7. In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
  8. 8. Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
  9. 9. When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
  10. 10. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Alison Boulter.
  11. 11. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
  12. 12. It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
  13. 13. To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
  14. 14. Sometimes the best response is a smile and a one-fingered salute!!!
  15. 15. When life kicks you in the ass, roll up your sleeves and kick it back. Never let someone bring you down when you’re up and never sink to a lower level to be something or someone you're not. You never have to impress someone that you don't like.
  16. 16. Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
  17. 17. The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
  18. 18. The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
  19. 19. I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. - Charles M. Schulz
  20. 20. "It's gonna be ok.".. "Yeah..because it's not happening to you.."
  21. 21. Life says, "You look so happy. Let me see what I can do about that."
  22. 22. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
  23. 23. Never say, "That won't happen to me." Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
  24. 24. "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
  25. 25. "In life you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both." Thank You Very Much Sompong Yusoontorn
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