25 Quotes Make You LOL # 16Presentation Transcript
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Make You Laugh # 16
Me : I really can‟t stay.
Bed : But baby, it‟s cold outside.
“The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu
God made every person different… He got
tired by the time he got to China.
Never bend your head. Always hold it
high. Look the world straight in the eye.
I don‟t mind coming to work but that
eight hours wait to go home is a bitch!!!
Kids arguing :
“I hate you! I won‟t play with you again!”
So they played apart. After a few minutes, they played again and shared toys.
Why? Because for kids, happiness is more important than pride.
The worst regret we have in life is not for the
wrong things we did, but for the right things
we could have done but never did.
It is better to have an
enemy who honestly
says they hate you
than to have a friend
who‟s putting you
People wait …
All week for Friday,
All year for Summer,
All life for Happiness
Don‟t pray for an easy
life, pray for the
strength to endure
a difficult one!
- Bruce Lee
Don‟t depend too
much on anyone in
this world because
even your own
shadow leaves you
when you are in
I can‟t tell you the key to success, but the key to
failure is trying to please everyone. Ed Sheeran
There are plenty of
in your path. Don‟t
allow yourself to
become one of them.
You took care of your horse, and your
horse took care of you.
A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and
hops all day long and only lives 5 years.
A tortoise doesn‟t run and does nothing
energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise!
I don‟t think so.
We : All of us are actually happy right now.
Life : LOL one second.
You never know how strong you really are until
being strong is the only choice you have!!!
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.
The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
People say „you never know what you
had until it‟s gone.‟ The Truth is : you
know exactly what you had, you just
never thought you would lose it.
Friends are like BOOBs. Some are BIG, some
are SMALL, some are REAL, some are FAKE.
We live in a society that teaches women to be
careful not to get raped instead of teaching
men NOT TO RAPE.
3 Stages Of Life…
In Teen Age…
Have Time+Energy but No Money
In Working Age…
Have Money+Energy but No Time
In Old Age…
Have Time+Money but no Energy
Life Is Too Short, Do It Now!!!