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Make You Laugh # 16
Every Morning
Me : I really can‟t stay.
Bed : But baby, it‟s cold outside.
“The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu
God made every person different… He got
tired by the time he got to China.
Never bend your head. Always hold it
high. Look the world straight in the eye.
I don‟t mind coming to work but that
eight hours wait to go home is a bitch!!!
Kids arguing :

“I hate you! I won‟t play with you again!”

So they played apart. After a few minutes, they played again a...
The worst regret we have in life is not for the
wrong things we did, but for the right things
we could have done but never...
It is better to have an
enemy who honestly

says they hate you

than to have a friend

who‟s putting you

down secretly.
People wait …
All week for Friday,
All year for Summer,
All life for Happiness
Don‟t pray for an easy

life, pray for the

strength to endure

a difficult one!
- Bruce Lee
Don‟t depend too
much on anyone in
this world because

even your own
shadow leaves you

when you are in
darkness.
I can‟t tell you the key to success, but the key to
failure is trying to please everyone. Ed Sheeran
There are plenty of

difficult obstacles
in your path. Don‟t
allow yourself to
become one of them.
You took care of your horse, and your
horse took care of you.
A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and
hops all day long and only lives 5 years.
A tortoise doesn‟t run and does nothing
...
We : All of us are actually happy right now.
Life : LOL one second.
You never know how strong you really are until

being strong is the only choice you have!!!
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.

The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
People say „you never know what you
had until it‟s gone.‟ The Truth is : you
know exactly what you had, you just

never th...
Friends are like BOOBs. Some are BIG, some
are SMALL, some are REAL, some are FAKE.
We live in a society that teaches women to be
careful not to get raped instead of teaching
men NOT TO RAPE.
3 Stages Of Life…

In Teen Age…
Have Time+Energy but No Money
In Working Age…
Have Money+Energy but No Time
In Old Age…
Ha...
25 Quotes Make You LOL # 16
25 Quotes Make You LOL # 16
25 Quotes Make You LOL # 16
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  • @Harbansingh Glad you have short (this year) & long term plan (2015). Enjoy your life most for today. Thanks for your nice comment Harban. Keep up good comment. :)
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  • Amusing to make 2014 very welcomed with characters like Sompong...who is eveready to Motivate us. TQ Sompong for making 2013 one of my best years. 2015 would be BETTER!!
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  1. 1. Quotes & Pics Make You Laugh # 16
  2. 2. Every Morning Me : I really can‟t stay. Bed : But baby, it‟s cold outside.
  3. 3. “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu
  4. 4. God made every person different… He got tired by the time he got to China.
  5. 5. Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
  6. 6. I don‟t mind coming to work but that eight hours wait to go home is a bitch!!!
  7. 7. Kids arguing : “I hate you! I won‟t play with you again!” So they played apart. After a few minutes, they played again and shared toys. Why? Because for kids, happiness is more important than pride.
  8. 8. The worst regret we have in life is not for the wrong things we did, but for the right things we could have done but never did.
  9. 9. It is better to have an enemy who honestly says they hate you than to have a friend who‟s putting you down secretly.
  10. 10. People wait … All week for Friday, All year for Summer, All life for Happiness
  11. 11. Don‟t pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one! - Bruce Lee
  12. 12. Don‟t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.
  13. 13. I can‟t tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. Ed Sheeran
  14. 14. There are plenty of difficult obstacles in your path. Don‟t allow yourself to become one of them.
  15. 15. You took care of your horse, and your horse took care of you.
  16. 16. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years. A tortoise doesn‟t run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise! I don‟t think so.
  17. 17. We : All of us are actually happy right now. Life : LOL one second.
  18. 18. You never know how strong you really are until being strong is the only choice you have!!!
  19. 19. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
  20. 20. People say „you never know what you had until it‟s gone.‟ The Truth is : you know exactly what you had, you just never thought you would lose it.
  21. 21. Friends are like BOOBs. Some are BIG, some are SMALL, some are REAL, some are FAKE.
  22. 22. We live in a society that teaches women to be careful not to get raped instead of teaching men NOT TO RAPE.
  23. 23. 3 Stages Of Life… In Teen Age… Have Time+Energy but No Money In Working Age… Have Money+Energy but No Time In Old Age… Have Time+Money but no Energy Life Is Too Short, Do It Now!!! Sompong Yusoontorn
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